The Mountain Man | Punters Sex Stories
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What do Lucy and Nikki say in the opening disclaimer and intro?
Алісна продакшн. This is Happy Hour with Lucy and Nikki. And if you're easily offended, then this might not be for you. begs to lick my ass after a mountain hike. Oh wow. I said babe I'm sweaty and he looked at me in the eyes and said that was exactly the point. Oh my god.
You can't even buddy. You get too worried if you haven't shaved your bush. What what was it? Dolphin with the mullet. Cheers, babes. Welcome to Happy Hour with Lucy and Nikki. The real life shit you only discuss over or drink. But before we start, a little disclaimer.
So today we are here for Careza Sex Stories.
Oh, there's some goodies today.
There's some bangers. Um we uh It's a lot of Dare I say it, urine in today's It's weird when we get submissions 'cause often we find that we get submissions and they're all kind of similar. It's
like pe it's like things trend. Mm. Trend is piss. Piss. Lots of wee wee in today's episode, everyone. Um, actually there's a bit of diversity. Uh we've got uh eating bug butt plugs, uh we've got fucking a bloke that um had to hook into his subway before they rooted. Yeah. Just like funny it's actually actually they're pretty good pretty good range. It's Oh, the girl that fucking got food poisoning mid booty call. Oh seriously. Oh babe. You guys are. We've
all just well, we s talk about it a bit at the end of the episode, but fuck we just open ourselves up for like such a vulnerable, like, you know, we can get ourselves in such positions of being so vulnerable by like casual sex and stuff and drinking. I know.
You just Even just like going home with someone and like something as simple as like the walk of shame in your outfit. Like it's just like so much that you have to put yourself through.
Oh,
and people that drive past you are gonna presume anyway.
Oh, literally. Like I'll never forget this one day I kinda did a bit of a walk of shame from these apartments in Burley and I was wearing our armor. rider jacket, which is like our ja i iconic jacket in a main road. And I was like trying to hide behind poles just so badly, being like, please no one fucking see me. I was just coming home from kick on so it wasn't anything sinister
but And someone was like, I just saw Lucy hiding behind a pole.
Oh, I was like, He was a housemaid's
sister at the time. Yeah,
she's like, I just drove past Lucy um outside boardwalk hiding behind a pole. I'm like, mm-hmm that's correct. Okay, copy that. Just leave in the kick ons. Should have just left confidently. The amount of times I left those apartments a after kick ons, like party there all the time. I'm fucking so glad I don't have
to l live through that this experience anymore. Yeah, park that one for now. Um anyway, let's see. The old walk of
shame, eh? There should be a like feature on like car riding services. Like D D should come up with a thing where you can choose the walk of shame and they roll up with like makeup wipes and
A breath mint. That's such a cool idea. Isn't it? Sunday mornings. You can only select it on your Sunday morning ride.
Yeah. Oh means so fast. But the walk of shame's happens more than on Sundays, don't you? Oh no,
but just for DDs. So they don't have to all ha carry makeup wipes every day, you know.
Literally. Oh, not a bad idea. Anyway, guys, let's get into this episode. Okay, girls, this one has layers, actual layers. Like an unhinged outdoorsy exhibitionist onion. Ooh, my favorite kind. I was 17 when I first met this man at a backpackers. He was 21, tattooed, rode a Harley, lived some kind of extreme lifestyle I didn't ask questions about. Hot. The sex was feral. Oh fuck, how could the word feral?
Feral, bring it back.
I wanna have feral sex. We parted ways, lived in different states, but stayed connected on socials in that low-key way where nothing happens but neither of you unfollows. Fast forward seven years. Wow.
Wow.
I've just come out of a four year relationship and he slides into my DMs with a full romantic speech. I'll never forget that night. You've always been on my mind. Well
That's horrible. Oh yeah, baby.
Yuck.
You sound like a boomer.
I sound like a horny old lady because I am.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What do Lucy and Nikki say in the opening disclaimer and intro?
0:02–9:26
2
How does the ‘mountain man’ story unfold – from the first hike to the van‑anal climax?
9:26–17:51
3
What went wrong with the New Year’s Eve beach hookup and the stick stuck in the ear?
17:51–27:52
4
Why did the wardrobe‑pissing incident happen and how did the hosts discover it?
27:52–36:49
5
What was the Tim Tam Tom dinner date gone wrong and how did it end?
36:49–44:27
6
How did the butt‑plug mishap with Blake turn into a comedy of errors?
44:27–53:50
7
What lessons do Lucy and Nikki share about vulnerability and consent in casual sex?
53:50–57:12
8
How do the hosts wrap up the episode and invite listeners to engage?
57:12–57:47