RADIO REPLAY: The Very Best of Lucy and Nikki
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What is the “best of Lucy and Nikki” intro and why are the hosts solo this week?
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Ladies tonight, tonight, let's go. See you move to this. Cheers babes and
welcome to the Radio Replay. Fuck, that does not have the same effect when I do it. What's going on, punters? Shawnee B here. Hope you're good. No Lucy and Nikki this week. Obviously, they have been in New Zealand for Snow Machine, so I am flying solo. I'm going to keep this real quick because I don't want to bore you with my shit. But what I will tell you, next week, the girls are back on the drive show, which means you'll be getting daily episodes right here. So make sure you listen out for those because they will be back from Monday, I'm pretty sure. In the meantime, we have put together a best of Lucy and Nikki show for you right now. Enjoy.
This is Lucy and Nikki. We have got what people are deeming to be an acceptable body count. Oh, here we go. I know. I'm actually dying to see what this is because I feel like that's really and truly in the eye of the beholder, right?
Damned if you do, damned if you don't, I say.
Okay. So new data reveals the average number of past sexual partners most people have. But how important is the concept of a body count these days? So we've got to come and get to the point, brother. This was done by Love Honey. The ideal number of parsexual partners is considered to be three to five for both men and women. Wow, that seems very minor. What's the
ideal in like, in what
Mormon culture is that? What religious
cult do people have three to five sexual partners
in a year? That's according to the sex toy company Love Honey. But then we've got another survey by the World Population Review. In what
Bridgerton era is that? The right
amount
of sexual partners.
Have you watched Bridgerton?
Oh, yeah, they're
horny. Baby effing. Yeah, true. They are down and dirty. And I can say root because it's 9.40. Yeah, naughty. Root on, rooters. This one's for you. Okay, World Population Review loose. Australians between the age of 25 and 44 have had an average of 13.3 sexual partners in the lifetime. Not 13, not 14. 13.3.
13.3. Yeah, wow. I actually don't know what my body count is right now, to be honest.
Have you lost count, you little ho? No,
not that it's many, just I actually haven't sat there and done the
list. Get your black book out. Get your black book out. I
would honestly probably take a stab and say it might be bang on 13.3. Okay. Specifically.
Who was the 0.3? I'm dying to know.
Listen, I don't
kiss
and
tell.
I think it might be bang on. Like, I actually think it might literally be bang on that number off the top of my head, which makes me think.
I love that you're really saying 13.3 is a
real
number, babe. 13 slash 14. You threw me with the 0.3.
How do Lucy and Nikki define an “acceptable body count” and what do the stats say?
What? It only went half in. Only the
tip,
babe. Only the tip. Oh, my God. This is disgusting. You're
dead. No, I genuinely think I might be bang on around the 13, 14 number. So, you know, I'm a statistic at this point. I am the statistic.
Do you know what they say? They're saying in this article, though, that a lot of people also lie about their body counts.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I reckon blokes do. I reckon a few of my mates have, especially when we're younger.
Yeah. Interesting. More or less, do you reckon?
Producer Kerry, you've lied about your body count. No, no, no. I'm just asking, are they lying about higher or lower? Oh, they're making it higher. Oh, okay. Yeah. They're
saying more.
Yeah, they're saying more. That's like such
a young boy
thing to do. I know, grow up, bro. Yeah.
Oh, I've got a funny story.
Oh,
my gosh. So one of my friends growing up, he was like a just deviant. Like, you know, he
would just... Sexual deviant.
Oh, just, you know... In that, you know, by the time we were finishing high school, he was hitting number 50 and he led for, you know him, Nicky, but I'm not going to say his name. For his 50th, he let his friends choose. Be like, you guys get to choose number 50. And they just got, they chose a girl and he went home with
her.
That made the little cake. No. Oh, okay. I was
going to say, that's very wholesome of him.
Yeah. No, it wasn't wholesome. It was like 100 or something.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the “best of Lucy and Nikki” intro and why are the hosts solo this week?
0:02–3:12
2
How do Lucy and Nikki define an “acceptable body count” and what do the stats say?
3:12–12:34
3
What advice do Lucy and Nikki give about a friend who constantly lies and how to handle it?
12:34–25:46
4
How do the hosts decide whether to tell a friend about a cheating partner?
25:46–39:06