RADIO REPLAY: Woman Gets Called Ugly By Her Husband... On Her Wedding Day

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What are some shocking icks that people have experienced?

Sean Brown 0:02
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Lucy Jackson 0:30
Cheers, babes, and welcome to today's radio replay. And thank God it's time for the podcast because Big Mama's losing her voice. Yes, guys. It is time for another week of radio replays. We are on drive again. Listen, I'm going to put it out there. Tonight wasn't our best work. We were a bit being bold.
Nikki Westcott 0:45
I thought it was a good show.
Lucy Jackson 0:46
Was it a good show, though?
Nikki Westcott 0:47
It was a good show, yeah.
Lucy Jackson 0:49
Shawnee's lost his marbles and I've lost the freckles on my chest. Nah, guys, I had IPL today and honestly, my chest looks like... It's crazy. It's actually so crazy.
Nikki Westcott 0:59
Wow.

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Nikki Westcott 1:01
So what happens now? Because that's going to go down, right?
Lucy Jackson 1:03
Yeah, so now what happens is the freckles turn really dark and then they, like, fall out of your skin. They kind of, like, fall out. They come to the surface and you can, like, pick it off.
Nikki Westcott 1:12
Oh, what the hell?
Lucy Jackson 1:14
Yeah.
Nikki Westcott 1:14
No way.
Lucy Jackson 1:15
And then you no longer have that freckle. It's, like, pretty much gone.
Nikki Westcott 1:18
I don't know about you picking your freckles. That sounds like it's going to give you cancer or something.
Lucy Jackson 1:21
No, like, they flake away. Yeah, like flakes out. It's like the pigment flakes out of your skin. We're not scientists here at Happy Hour, but I think, yeah. That's crazy. Never heard of that before. Watch this space.
Nikki Westcott 1:32
I might have that done on my back.
Lucy Jackson 1:33
Well, for someone that's had a really freckly chest all these years, I should have just done this years ago.
Nikki Westcott 1:40
Yeah. Can you do it to your face?
Lucy Jackson 1:41
I know. You can do it everywhere.
Nikki Westcott 1:42
Wow.
Lucy Jackson 1:43
Nicole Kidman did a whole body.
Nikki Westcott 1:44
Did she?
Lucy Jackson 1:46
It would take so long.
Nikki Westcott 1:47
Because redheads get freckles real bad, don't they?

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Lucy Jackson 1:49
And, man, it hurts too.
Nikki Westcott 1:50
Because you've got implants, don't you, Luce?
Lucy Jackson 1:53
Yes, I do, Dom.
Nikki Westcott 1:54
So does it affect, no, does the machine going over your, like, do they have to be careful of that?
Lucy Jackson 2:00
Can it melt them or something? No. No, no, no, no, no. No, no melting of implants happened today, thank God. I'm just asking the questions that everyone was asking. Well, you know they can, like, freeze up in ice baths, implants. They get really firm. I have saline implants too, so I actually probably could sit in an ice bath and freeze my tits. Oh, get them rock hard, Dom. That's it. Love it. Anyway, let's get into the show.
Nikki Westcott 2:21
Yeah, we've got a bit on today. I don't know what we're adding to the podcast today. Albo's in hot water.
Lucy Jackson 2:27
Albo's in hot water for saying that he's shagged Kylie Minogue.
Nikki Westcott 2:30
He's only a bloody human doll. We're also talking about the icks that would break you up as well. Yes, people have written at work.
Lucy Jackson 2:38
Taylor Swift wedding staff. The usual doll.
Nikki Westcott 2:40
Very juicy. We'll get into it now.
Sean Brown 2:42
This is Lucy and Nicky.
Nikki Westcott 2:44
13, 10, 60 is the number. What is the ick that broke you up, girls?

What are the most ridiculous reasons to break up with someone?

Lucy Jackson 2:48
Yes, guys, this is in light of a woman that has gone viral because she is contemplating dumping her man because he, wait for it, eats way too many chips. And she just thinks it's disgusting. Oh, my God. Like how many are we talking? Well, she reckons he puts away about three packets a day. What? Hang on. Mini packets or big packets? No, I'm just feeling a little bit attacked.
Nikki Westcott 3:14
Big packets.
Lucy Jackson 3:15
Because at the radio there's a little snack box and sometimes I can put away three mini packets of those shapes, Carrot. They're pretty good. But, no, so it's three big bags of chips a day. They were about to move in together, but now she reckons she's got the ick. I mean, I bet he always has crumbs all over his shirt. Do you think that's enough of a reason to break up with someone, though, just because they love chips? Do you know what I kind of find a bit gross? What? I was spending time with this boy that just put away that many Coke Zeros and it was like he almost. Who, Shawnee?
Nikki Westcott 3:51
No. Pepsi Max, thank you.
Lucy Jackson 3:54
It's almost like he like didn't drink water. He just drank Coke Zeros. It was pretty gross.
Nikki Westcott 3:58
Yeah.
Lucy Jackson 3:59
It gave me the ick a bit. I think like any junk food in excess is a little bit rank.

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