The Nude Sleepwalker | Am I The A-Hole
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a listener production. This is Happy Hour with Lucy and Nikki. And if you're easily offended, then this might not be for you.
And there is just this six foot tattooed man standing butt naked in the foyer of my apartment building looking terrified. Apparently he then tried to use the fire escape to get back to my floor but every single door was locked. So he had to walk all the way back down in the nude again. He said he kept trying to ask people for help but everyone was so scared of him. And they were fully avoiding eye contact and speed walking away pretending he didn't exist. Cheers, babes. Locking a happy hour with Lucy and Nikki, the real life shit you only discuss over a drink. But before we start, a little disclaimer.
So today we are here for Am I the A-hole?
Am I the A-hole? It's been a while, boo-boo.
I always just think of Am I the A-hole? But we are coming at you from Sydney today, guys. So we're not in our regular studio. But... Yeah, we're still the same, it would appear. What the hell? What the fuck, babe? I've had 11 hours last night, babe. Did you? Yes. I fell asleep at 9 and I skipped the gym because I felt sick and I woke up at 7.30.
Oh, amazing. You sometimes just got to listen to your body.
I deserved that. Yeah.
I needed that. Yeah, I was not going to the gym this morning. Poor little riffraff. It was so fucking cold in my room last night.
Oh, see, it's colder than you.
We turned it up before we went to bed and I think sometimes it just like reboots.
Yeah.
It was like factory reset and then we woke up freezing. Poor little choochie. Anyway, guys, let's get into this. Let's go. Let's go. Am I the A-hole, babe? We haven't done this in ages. I know. And weirdly, our first Am I the A-hole episode we ever did got so many downloads.
Yeah, listen, we don't know what happened there. No. But I think it's hit some kind of like fake viral thing. It says we've got 500 plus, 500,000 listeners.
I know. And we're like, how is that possible? But anyway, so fucking give this one a listen too, please. That'd be great.
It could be that one. Okay, riddle me this. Remember that video we did about the hair transplant in Turkey or something?
Oh, I was thinking the guy that kissed the dead girls. That too. Anyway. Anyway. You have to trawl back a while to get to those.
Yes.
Because that was ages ago. But anyway, we got you guys to submit some, so we'll just take it away, hey? You go first, Liz.
Okay. Am I the a-hole? Hey chicks, I have two friends, let's call them Anna and Courtney, who had a falling out while I was overseas for a year. From what I understand, it wasn't a big fight, just something small that neither of them addressed and they're both too stubborn that it turned into them not speaking at all. Now it's been so long that they basically hate each other for not reaching out first. Isn't that always the way? If you leave it too long. Things just get exacerbated more than they need to. Yeah. For context, Courtney is my best friend and she introduced me to Anna. But over time, Anna and I also built our own friendship and we could hang out one-on-one. This kind of could be us and our friend Anna, like you were friends with Anna.
Speaking of Annas. Yeah. You're my best friend and you introduced me to Anna and now me and Anna are also friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so we could maybe, there you go, guys. Think of this as an example.
Since I've come back, and this would essentially be if you and Anna didn't get along anymore is the context of this story. Since I've come back, I've been seeing both of them regularly, separately. Anna doesn't seem to bring up the situation unless I do. And while she's sad the friendship's ended, she seems really at peace with it all. Courtney, on the other hand, constantly talks badly about Anna, gets upset when she's mentioned and gets upset knowing I still hang out with her. She feels like I should be loyal to her and not continue a friendship with Anna because we were friends first. Recently, I posted a photo Instagram dump that included a photo with Anna but not Courtney.
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