Ep 44: This Inevitable Ruin | Ch 27- Ch 31
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Hello Crawlers - A Dungeon Crawler Carl Podcast
1h 22m
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7 chapters
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What is the focus of the Dungeon Crawler Carl read-along in this episode?
Thank you.
Be sure to lock the doggy door. Under Siege. Worms and Speed. Antina Unleashed. Hello, crawlers, and welcome to episode 44 of the Dungeon Crawler Carl podcast. I'm Grant. I'm John.
And I'm Martin.
And we are tackling Book 7, chapters 27 through 31 today. We, um... This one is pretty much covering the first siege of their castle. It's going to be the big push of this.
Wait, you said the first. Are there more?
Well, it seems like the orcs are now coming. We're left off with this. Orcs are on their way.
Right, right, right.
But before we get into all that, folks, we got a number of things to address.
Well, no, before we get into that, I feel attacked right now because you guys are both coming in with a really strong hat game in Hat Watch. Hat Watch! And it's... So I have... I've got the biggest human head... in the world you do it's like twice i'm a regular man's head right so i have to buy like easter island i have to buy extenders for my fucking snapback caps so they fit me i can't you do i didn't know that was a thing yeah it is a thing it's just like you know oh it's it's it's a it's a deal for me i can only ever wear hats like this or custom jobs handicap watch then i I'd have to get like a hat custom fucking made to fit this giant head. And you guys are like, ah, look at all these hats.
Look at our little heads. I can hat everywhere. Hey, look, hat, hat, hat. I can't fucking hat. I only have caps. So to be inclusive, do we need to stop hat watch? I don't think that, I don't think you have to. You can get more creative.
A good plastic bag over here, please. Paint something on it.
Just a box, whatever. I will consent to you guys abusing me in this way. Toilet paper like Ferdinand.
Make do with what you can.
Oh, fuck it.
I should come in here with a toilet paper.
What significant events occur during the first siege of the castle?
Well, we don't want you going to HR over it. There's no HR. It's just the three of us, Martin.
If there was HR... They would shut us down.
Yeah.
Right. We wouldn't even have this show.
Anyway.
We are compromising the business's bottom line.
I'm sorry to interrupt. I just had to get that off my chest.
All right. Fair enough. All right. This hat I have on was not my, not, this was my great grandfather's hat. Oh, yeah. You didn't have to say that. Ward. This is very obvious. It's all beat up.
How do the characters address their hat game in the podcast?
Ward Green. I want to say this dude had this hat back in, uh. The 40s, 30s? I don't know. He was born at, like, the turn of the 19th century.
I had it pegged for 1812, but go ahead.
Yeah.
I need a cane. I was like, there's never been a color photo taken of that hat.
And tip my hat and be a little racist.
Unfortunately. Yeah, what if that was a story like... completely liberal until you put that hat on. Oh, no.
I'm realizing he can make things great again.
I did just feel my DNA twitch really deep inside of me.
Why are you running for the border?
The minute John and I walk in, you're calling the police.
Also, I can't do that either because all of my forefathers had smaller, regular fucking size heads. You've been bred to have a big head like a pit bull. Yeah, your grandfather left this fucking sombrero for you and you try it on and it just sits on top.
Well, we're off to an incredible start in this episode. Yeah, what's this show about, Dan? Capitalism and bigotry, I believe. Folks, one thing I wanted to kick off with, we got another box from Maeve. I guess it was a thank you gift. And I saw a bunch of other people posting this, too. I just thought it was really cute. It's fully decked out with the dungeon and donut. Their branding for this was really nice. And they sent us three more bars and a couple of other little chocolates of theirs. Oh, that's so sweet.
They have stickers and a bookmark. So sweet. Sorry, I did not mean that to...
Is that a pun? Maeve chocolates. So sweet. But I guess I just wanted to say thank you. And also, um, I'm not as good at Instagramming. So I just figured I'd put in the episode itself.
Yeah, sure. And then you can post the episode to Instagram. People can see it that way.
I'll eventually get around to that. Also, we got some comments.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the focus of the Dungeon Crawler Carl read-along in this episode?
0:02–2:28
2
What significant events occur during the first siege of the castle?
2:28–2:57
3
How do the characters address their hat game in the podcast?
2:57–13:35
4
What gifts do the hosts receive from Maeve and how do they react?
13:35–16:24
5
What theories arise about the character Boomer's actions?
16:24–29:02
6
How does Carl's leadership change throughout the chapters?
29:02–40:22
7
What strategies do characters use to prepare for the impending battle?
40:22–1:22:44