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#871 - All Talk with Cooper Johns

25 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

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Puns and dribbles, we are brought to you by our good friends at Four Puns. And we're in a live event.

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an event so you assume it's going to be live uh at lander's pocket on thursday the 14th of may myself eddie tobler sebo up in brisbane ahead of magic round it's also going to be sebo's birthday so huge huge longest drive competition putt putt competition booze food good times few special guests yippin and yahoo look gonna be a lot of fun yeah tickets are in the bio Yep, that's right.

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Chapter 2: What events are planned for Magic Round?

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Tickets in the bio. If you want to come along, get involved. It's a great way to warm up, stretch the legs, as it were, for what is going to be a huge Magic Round weekend. Get after it. You are listening to the Outlaw Sport Podcast. What's up, punters and dribblers? Welcome back to another All Talk podcast. Brought to you by our good friends at Good Day Daily Multivitamins.

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Listen, big, big – you thought Gus Gould was big. Yeah. Strap the fuck in. Yeah. Yeah. We've got a Johns. We've got a Johns. It's not Joey. It's not Matty. It's not Jack. It's not Trish. It's not Trish. It's not Gazza. No, it's not. Or Gale. Or Gale. Who is it? It's that other one. The other bloke. The other one. Yeah, the one that thinks he's funny. Yeah.

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Yeah, that one that bloody thinks he's hilarious, but he's not really. Do you want to come do your own intro? Come intro yourself. He's all over the show. Hey, come and do an intro. Yeah. So who we got coming up? Who are we talking to? Hang on, I'll impersonate you guys while I do it. Yeah, yeah.

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106.056 - 129.694 Eddie

Hey, punters and dribblers. Back for another All Talk this week. Pretty special guest, isn't it, Ed? That we've got here today. A close personal friend, one of the Bundy boys, former legend of our favourite club, Manly, who we respect so much. I mean, do I need to say any more?

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Chapter 3: Who is Cooper Johns and what is his connection to Manly?

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The one, the only, Cooper Patrick Johns. Take it away. There you go. Last time I was in between these four walls. I was playing Dior. That's right. That's right.

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Yeah. That was before you started the potty, hey? Your potty. Welcome back, Dior. Did you start at the John's one? I don't think you had.

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154.238 - 160.952 Eddie

Nah, we'd been to the family one. The John's one, the family one, yeah. But I think I'd like just finished playing, remember? Because you guys were like- You played?

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163.583 - 170.29 Eddie

What a low comment. What did you play for? Played a little bit of the Avalon Bulldogs.

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They're my team now. Are you an Av dog? Yeah, mate. That's what we do. That is what we do, dude. Mate, you've just moved it in. That's what we do, dude. I just got water.

181.642 - 188.169 Eddie

So like a peace sign and then you do a reverse peace sign on top like Av. You know what I mean? Av. Oh, I like that.

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Yeah, it's good. Yeah, that makes sense. You want to join? I think you've got yours back to frame. Well, I've just, I'm fucking hungover. No, I'm hungover. It's back to frame. Are these cameras on? Of course they're fucking on. They're always on. They're always on. We're always recording. That racist stuff we said.

200.843 - 212.457 Eddie

No, no, no. We'll cut that out. No, that racist stuff's been cut. Okay. That you were saying. That you were saying. So the Avalon Bulldogs team song we used to have, we got banned from singing it. Like it's so inappropriate. Can you sing it now?

Chapter 4: What is the significance of the Avalon Bulldogs in this discussion?

355.63 - 374.757 Eddie

Yeah, I Am Legend. But there's the one with Brad Pitt, the zombie movie. Oh. World War Z. World War Z. You've nailed that. World War Z. Thank you. And there's a sick kid and he's watching him and all the zombies run around him. And that's when Brad Pitt realizes the cure is you need to be sick because the zombies don't want to attack someone who's sick.

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I felt like the sick kid because I knew all the other opposition players. They all ran around me.

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And I was like, what am I immune to getting bashed? And then- Good spot to be.

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386.214 - 398.993 Eddie

And then we met Harry Hayward. I was just standing there watching him. He was on the ground and he was asking this player, he goes, Hayward's going, please, please, don't kick me.

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Please, please.

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please don't, don't kick me, please. And he was just kicking him straight in the stomach. And Hayward goes, why didn't you help me? I'm so sorry, I was that rattled. Everyone's getting bashed around me. And I was going, I'm immune? Oh, it was so funny. It was actually wild. Please! Please. You know that Will Ferrell scene? Yeah, yeah. Please, please. They're trying to like dig into his yogurt.

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He's like, please, please, please. I was actually like that. Oh, God. That's great. Rugby league. What happens then? Like, how do they? I always see those fights in like, usually it's rugby league. And I'm like, I have no fucking idea what I would do in that situation. Like, I'm not a brawler by any means. I'm like, especially when you see these big like fucking weapons.

446.879 - 464.909 Eddie

Oh, yeah. Yeah. They were huge too, these boys. Like the opposition side, we used to joke – well, it wasn't really a joke because we were also like in the manly juniors at the time and half their side was like the manly side. So is that how you knew them? Is that like – That's how me and Verrills played sort of like manly reps with them and then we would go back to our local grade here.

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Yeah, right. But – majority of the team was getting bussed out from out West. So these were brawlers. And they were actually like the sweetest guys. I was mates with a lot of them. I was like, these guys are the best boys. And until they obviously bashed all of my schoolmates. They're a pulp. But they're just, mate, they could just flip a switch. But you got the win.

Chapter 5: What humorous anecdotes are shared about past experiences?

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I'm in. I'm in. Okay, let me get myself a little bit more comfortable. Mom, what are you doing in this scene?

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Oh, no, I can't watch. Wow, dude. I think you're ready for Matty Nabel, dude. Get Nabes on the blower. I think you're ready. That's just comedy. That was funny, mate. That had me laughing. That was good hearty stuff. No, it's just improv, man. Whatever, man.

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Chapter 6: How does Cooper Johns reflect on his career transitions?

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It's just improv, man. I don't know. It is what it is, boys. It's all right. No, it's just, you know, it's fucking natural.

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3038.522 - 3043.549 Eddie

It's just having a laugh with your mates. Yeah, that's what it is, mate. That's what we are. We're Bundy boys.

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We're Bundy boys and we're Raptor boys. Are we Raptor boys or no?

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3047.176 - 3047.757 Eddie

Not yet.

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I need to check in with that actually. Was it you doing the Raptor? My Raptor impression?

Chapter 7: What is the significance of the Cooper Johns Medal?

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Yeah, the Raptor boys.

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3056.735 - 3063.167 Eddie

But he was fucking good at it. Yeah, he was going all out. Yeah, that's my party trick. I just go out behind a group of girls.

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Yeah. Shout out to Tradiespec.

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3069.439 - 3075.527 Eddie

Best in the business. While we're on going up to girls at nightclubs and pubs, I've got a bone to pick with Tobler.

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Oh, okay.

3076.548 - 3093.311 Eddie

After he, by association, has put me into his, what was it? Baddie patrol. Baddie patrol. I'm not in a baddie, but you know how many people sent me that and like... girls would be like, so you're a part of a baddie patrol?

Chapter 8: What insights are shared about working in radio and commentary?

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You guys were out at the Roy fucking. We were at the Roy. Jack sent me a photo of him in the. We were at the Roy, but there was no baddie patrol.

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3105.841 - 3112.71 Eddie

All of a sudden we're a part of some women's scouting group at my local pub. I'm respected there. Yeah. You know what I mean?

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3112.73 - 3127.809 Unknown

I don't shit where I eat. No, you're held aloft. That footage of Tobler going to full mat was so itch. That was what Jack sent us. It was that night and it was like some outdoor area. I've never been to the Colorado, but it's like outdoor area where people are just sitting around like chatting and having dinner and Tobler's in the middle.

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3127.889 - 3129.411 Eddie

Or was he hooking up with a girl?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were there that night, I'm pretty sure, with Bruiser.

3132.275 - 3132.656 Eddie

Yeah.

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Oh, that's right. Bruiser was there. And then this photo somehow got released. I didn't know you were French kissing. Have you got the photo? What do you put on the telly? Hold on, I'll see if I've got it. I'll see if Jack's, I've got it. What, did Jack send it to you or something?

3149.656 - 3150.136 Eddie

What a snitch.

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Mate, that's what, dude, Tobler's best mates fucking send me messages of Tobler all the time. It's not snitch if you're doing it in serious public. If you're doing it in the middle of a road. Oh, that's fair. On the balcony. When are we going to run it back, Coops? You, me, Batty Patrol, Collaroy. Here we go, got it. Didn't I see you there the other week? I was in Newport. Yeah. Oh, yuck.

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