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What were the highlights of UFC 250?
Am I being hyperbolic? No, I'm not. If you haven't tried it, you don't know what I'm talking about. Get down to your local, get a slab, okay? Get one off the wood and come back to me because what you're going to come back to me with is, Eddie, you are 100% correct. That's right. Four-punch Japanese lager, baby.
You are listening to the Hello Sport Podcast. What's up punters and dribblers? Welcome back to the Hello Sport podcast. I'm on Qualified Opinion and I'm wavering bias. Coming to you late today on a Monday. We've been live streaming the UFC Freedom 250 card all the live long day. And that ain't a complaint. What a way to spend a Monday. That was... I'm obviously in the afterglow of it. Probably the best card I've seen. The most exciting card.
Mate, it was seven fights of- Seven stoppages. Of absolute glory. Yeah. Of seven stoppages. You get to the main event, Gagey Teporia. Teporia rocks up in a suit looking like he's a mafia boss, right? Gagey. Looking like a don. Gagey comes out of the Oval Office in slides and a beanie.
That he was falling out the front of the slides.
They were too big. He was out the front of the slides. Like his bridge of his foot wasn't high enough to stop himself sliding to the front.
He was wearing dad's slides. He was sliding out the front. He was also pairing it with a townie baby.
He squeaked his way through the White House. That's what happened. He had his feet.
It started off with him reading the Declaration of Independence. Which I liked. That was the start of his walkout was read the Declaration of Independence and then it's like – All right, you're on, Justin.
And then he comes out and goes to war with Ilya.
He, like, Ilya.
He probably wins the first round. Second round, Ilya was throwing these body shots at him, if you missed it, that would have just, would have killed most men. Yeah.
And he was, we were saying, he sounded like the chick who fucked herself up stomping grapes. It was like, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
That was Gagey at the end of the round on the chair.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Justin's like, Ilya wants some body shots. But he also got him to the end of the second round. Yeah, so we think he won the first round. Ilya won the second round, fucking him up to the body, but then getting him on the ground, arm bar, trying to arm bar him, trying to triangle choke him, mounting him, fucking bashing him. And by the end of it, you're like, oh, please just get to the third round. I'd like to see a bit more of this fight, even though it just felt like Ilya was just going to run away with it in the third round. Justin's just, like, again, he even said at the end of the fight, he was like, I have, like, the thickest skin of all time. Like, you look at Ilya's face after round one, and it felt like Ilya was landing the biggest shots.
Ilya, after round one, he was in trouble. After round three, the doctor came over. The doctor actually called off the fight. Well, he didn't call off. He said he can't fight.
No, he did. He did. If you go back and look at that, he stops the fight, and you see everyone coming in going, fuck no, sir.
So he gets to the end of the two minutes. Did they get two minutes? No, you get one minute on the stool. One minute. That's what's insane. They get to the end of one minute. Then they get the doctor over. Then he waves it off. Then people come over like, no, no, continue. Then it comes back on again. Yeah. He got the shit bashed out of him in the fourth round. Gagey lands his knee to him on the ground and you just see all the soul go out of him. It was like in the last sort of 10 seconds of the round. As soon as he gets to the chair, I think his brother or whoever he's training is like, we ain't doing this anymore.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:22
2
What were the highlights of UFC 250?
0:22–31:22
3
What are the implications of the Tyson Fury announcement?
31:22–45:36
4
How did the Socceroos perform against Turkey?
45:36–46:37
5
How did the Socceroos' selections impact their performance?
46:37–1:09:14