Milo Yiannopoulos Tries to Take Over My Show

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Milo Yiannopoulos 0:00
My problem has always been that people think I'm joking and actually I'm telling the truth. I actually mean it. I helped to put the president in office in 2016. Margot, which I was one of the founding architects of.
Andrew Gold 0:09
You can't keep doing this thing of
Milo Yiannopoulos 0:11
like saying loads of extreme things. I absolutely 100% believe that gay couples adopt children to molest them. If I'm wrong, why don't they get girls? They do. They don't. Every other gay person has got this except you. I've never been attracted to a child. There's a reason I stopped being homosexual. It's because... For listeners, I just have to clarify, that's the BBC. Can I explain? Sorry, this is my show. This is the problem sometimes with podcast hosts who think they're the reason that people tune in. I would describe myself as a non-practicing white. We're going with Chris Lamek.
Andrew Gold 0:40
Catholic, Islamic. You've said in the past loads of things about Islam. What's changed? I realised they were right about women. You got pushed out of this group, out of that group, out of that group. There's only one or two groups left for you. No religion's ever pushed
Milo Yiannopoulos 0:51
me
Andrew Gold 0:51
out, but Islam will take you.
Milo Yiannopoulos 0:53
There's no hate in my heart for you. I think you're great. I watch this show religiously, but I just want to make sure you're having fun.
Oh, I don't think I've done that since the 90s.
Milo Yiannopoulos 0:59
Are
you
Milo Yiannopoulos 1:00
okay? I'm an internationally successful multimillionaire. What do you mean, am I okay? I'm asking you to be real with me for a minute. I don't think I've ever been okay. Milo Yiannopoulos. All right. We just go by Milo. I'm mononymic, you know. Are you? Like Cher? Yeah. I actually can't think of a non-gay version. Madonna. Cher, Britney, Madonna, Mariah.
It's quite a gay thing to do.
Milo Yiannopoulos 1:20
Almost shouldn't have listed those so quickly. Maybe I'll be the first heterosexual mononymic.
Andrew Gold 1:27
Yeah. Well, let's get straight onto that then. I was going to go for other things, right? You are ex-gay.
Milo Yiannopoulos 1:32
I used
Andrew Gold 1:32
to go for other things. Ex-gay, what is that?
Milo Yiannopoulos 1:36
Well, when a homosexual gets old and fat and can't get dates anymore, he has two options. The first one is to become an antiques dealer in Kentucky. And the second, which some people might recognize in the late... I won't say that, but... a sadly recently departed United States Senator, who was kind of the archetype of that. And the other option is to pivot to some sort of ludicrous, improbable religious position of some kind, and to announce oneself post-gay or ex-gay. So my problem has always been that people think I'm joking and actually I'm telling the truth. You know, they don't take me seriously or maybe they take me seriously, but not literally or whatever way around it is. But I actually mean it, which has been, you know, a source of great misery and loneliness in my life because it looks like it's just a funny bit and it's actually not.
Milo Yiannopoulos 2:31
It's because you're
Andrew Gold 2:31
so self-aware of it.
Milo Yiannopoulos 2:34
You just described it yourself as kind of ludicrous, you know. That's how I did it, by making it silly, because, you know, of course, laughter's the death of arousal. So, you know, I was like, what do you mean you used to have sex with, like, black people? Men, and they put their thingies in your watsona. That's ridiculous. I mean, I can't even see myself doing that. That's just stupid. So that's kind of, like, how I kind of, like, did it. And... But... You know, I really don't meet people who have a very crisp and clear and accurate self-image. And for all of my various shortcomings and flaws, and there are many of them, I do have that. And so I know when something's silly. It's silly, but it's real. It's like, sorry, I know.
Milo Yiannopoulos 3:24
There's nothing I can say that's going to make you believe me. I'm just telling you. Take or leave it. So
Andrew Gold 3:30
let's walk through the steps of that. So firstly, gay. What does it feel like to be gay in the first place?
Milo Yiannopoulos 3:35
Because I don't know. Well, it hurts a lot the first time. And then, you know, if you have the sort of racial preferences I do, it hurts every time after that as well. Jesus, man. The hedonic treadmill. No, I... I spoke to Tucker about this, and I have a book that's like, thank God for getting deported because I'm so late on my book.

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