Colonial Williamsburg, Burger King at 2AM & American Chaos | History Hyenas
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History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas
1h 8m
3 speakers
4 chapters
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What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of History Hyenas. I'm Chris DiStefano, a.k.a. Chrissy Colostomy Bags. With me, as always, is Giannis Pappas, a.k.a. Gianni Pastrami, in the ass. That's where it goes.
What are the hosts’ quick updates, intros and Patreon plug at the very start?
I just couldn't think of anything. That's where it goes.
Yeah, yeah. How about Gianni, nice hair day, even though Gianni got no product in? I was going to say. So call me Gianni 2017. 2017 Gianni. How about natural, how about natty, Gianni natties? Gianni natties. Because your hair pits are natties right now. I don't have any hair tits. Yeah, but you're just a handsome kid that you'll get punched through. Yeah, but ask me this question. Let me ask you. Why is it that I'm a kid that it always looked like I was going to need hair tits, but I still don't need hair tits? Because you're a confusing guy. You look like you're balding, but you actually have more hair than the rest of us. You look like you're skinny, but you're fat. You sound smart, but you're a retard. That's just what you are in a nutshell, which is also the size of your head.
Yes, you nailed it. I just nailed it, right? Yes, you nailed it. I think that perfectly summarizes me. We're tilted birds. Tilted birds, TBs. We're looking right now. We're going to do a great episode. Because if we were two birds, we would fly into each other and crash. 100%. And we're going to do a great episode for you guys today about some of the richest towns in America. But right now, we have a picture of Robert De Niro shirtless in the movie Cape Fear. because jesse wants to go puing to start the episode jesse likes jesse's kept it up he likes it because he was going how do you look like that he was really uh he was really shredded i remember him doing like pull-ups in the in the uh jail scene in cape fear it's like again that's where you catch a guy's little gay creeping out just what it is that he remembered his body because somebody's got to break it to jesse that tangerines and plaster don't build muscle
That's a very good point. That's what Jesse likes to do. Jesse says Jesse likes to throw a little tangerine, a little plaster, a little creatine into a shake and thinks he's going to get jacked on the Stairmaster. It's not happening. Jesse rides his bike everywhere. Jesse likes to ride his bike. Jesse conducts his life like a Dutch woman. Yeah. Because you came out with two sick shooters today. It's just what it is because I'm on ketone IQ. I'm focused. So this is what we're doing now. No, that's just, yeah, so that's how I'm getting around my sweets. I'm drinking a rockin' chocolate protein rocket shake. This thing is called a rocket protein shake, and it's got 50 grams of protein, and it's 320 calories.
So when we're doing our little math, remember we talked about this on our protein equations for building muscle. If you take the protein content and you times it by 10, you get 500. If the calories are under that, that's a good meal.
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Chapters
4 chapters
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–1:55
2
What are the hosts’ quick updates, intros and Patreon plug at the very start?
1:55–28:05
3
Why is Chris excited about his Colonial Williamsburg family vacation plan?
28:05–38:13
4
What personal stories explain Chris’s ‘no problems’ mindset and life changes?
38:13–1:08:16
Speakers
3 identifiedMore from History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas
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