HOW THEY ESCAPED: HISTORY’S MOST INSANE PRISON BREAKS | History Hyenas

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What crazy prison gang rules and racial segregation do the hosts reveal?

Chris Distefano 0:00
Guys, I got a brand new hour of stand-up material. I'm coming at you. October eighth to the tenth, Helium Comedy Club Portland, Oregon. October twenty third, twenty-fourth, Governors Levitown, November sixth, seventh, Syracuse Funny Bone, Christy Comedy dot com for ticky.
Yannis Pappas 0:12
Wikis. Guys, you can see me this month in Washington, D.C., September 25th and 26th. Batavia, Illinois, which is right outside Chicago, October 8th through the 10th. And then Governors in Levittown, Long Island, November 6th, 7th, LA, November 11th, Dallas, December 4th and 5th. San Diego, some European dates up there. It's patreon.com slash history hyhenas for our bonus episode and to get these episodes ad-free and uncensored. Enjoy this episode right now about prison breaks in the United States.
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Chris Distefano 1:22
What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of History Hygienes. I'm Chris DeStefano, aka Chrissy Calamari Tits. With me as always, Giannis Papis, aka Yanni Goodhair Day. You want to know what one of my biggest fears is? Um, hold on, let me guess. What one of your biggest fears is that you will eventually fall in love and leave your family for a trans woman? That's a big fear. Because it could it's on the table. By the
Yannis Pappas 1:47
way, your jaw looks lined up today. I got a nice jawline. You got a nice jawline. Which you what right now is you're catching me from a nice angle. Yeah, cause you got a nice jawline. I am nice from certain angles. Yeah. So go ahead, what's
Chris Distefano 2:00
your biggest fear?
Yannis Pappas 2:00
One of my biggest fears has always been Doing a crime and going to prison for it. Yeah, me too. Do you ever think about how if someone really wanted to frame you? Yeah. Especially now they could. Sure. They just easily could. Sure. They could be like, oh look at this stuff. The y you know, look at your digital footprint. You're like, I didn't do any of that. They're like, they could just hack into you. That's what AI could do. AI could hack into you. Right. They could direct you, hack into you, and then just simulate your searches. And the next thing you know, you were you were searching how to seduce a three year old at a pink alicious live show. It's just and you're going, Whoa. What no, I did not. That did not happen.
Yannis Pappas 2:39
And they go, Well, your digital footprint said that it did.
Chris Distefano 2:41
Well, there's a book. I forgot what it's called, but it the premise of the book is you every every US citizen commits three felonies a day. You told me that. Right? Yeah, go yeah, book if three felonies a day or something like that, where it's like, you know, you even if you go on to like somebody's Wi Fi, like, you know, where you just sign up for this Wi Fi or whatever, and they didn't give you the password, you you've committed a fel Yeah, three felonies a day, how the feds target the innocent. So that's the problem with the United States is we put the most most of our citizens in jail.
Yannis Pappas 3:13
What did you do yesterday in the full twenty four hours that you think could be a felony? Could be a felony. Um so one thing I know Nick
Chris Distefano 3:21
committed about f seven to ten of them. Seven to ten felonies. Um what did I do that um could be considered a felony? Um gay porn, legal. Um so that that legal. Um I what did I do? I probably um was on somebody's Wi-Fi that I didn't I didn't ask permission to be on. But were you? Right, I don't know. What did I I pr can you Google, Jesse, what some of the most common felonies that we do that we don't that we don't realize that we do that
Yannis Pappas 3:56
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it's 'cause according to my wife, I commit like a hundred a day. What like what? If you asked her, it would be like uh you know, in her mind what a felony is, it's a little loose with it. Little
Chris Distefano 4:08
yeah, I guess yeah, I didn't tell Jasmine I loved her as soon as I woke up. If I make a little bit too much noise, I parted in the
Yannis Pappas 4:14
bed, that's a felony. Yeah. If I can't get back in time enough to go to my child's orientation, that's a felony. Here we go.
Chris Distefano 4:21
Flush the family members' illegal drugs down the toilet. I did that yesterday as I do for most part of my wife's family on a daily basis. Um throwing away the mail, toss out an old roommate or previous tenants junk mail.

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