The Unknown Dark Influence of Martin Luther | History Hyenas

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History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas 1h 5m 2 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 1 month ago
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Chris Distefano 0:00
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Chris Distefano 0:45
This episode about Martin Luther is a wild one. You're going to learn some facts you didn't quite know about the father of the Protestant Reformation.
Travis Kelce 0:55
Yeah. Wow.
Chris Distefano 1:26
What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of History Hyenas. I'm Chris DiStefano, a.k.a. Chrissy the Cutie. With me as always is Giannis Pappas, a.k.a. Yanni Pastrami. We are going to talk to you today about Martin Luther, not Martin Luther King, although I did... do the research on martin luther king so i have some things to say about him and i just want to quickly say thank you so much to all the fans supporting us over at patreon.com slash history hyenas and right here on youtube we've had the biggest month ever in history hyenas history for the month of july and it's all because of you the fans so we just want to say thank you thank you thank you so much keep supporting us keep telling your friends we're only getting bigger baby like yanni's prostate like we do when we give you a nice blue chip
Chris Distefano 2:10
Yeah. That's what they probably like more than the actual reed. Yeah, it's just blue chew. They want it organic. Organic. Make it organic. Can you, can the hosts give us the personal testimony? Just don't say blue chew is a tablet. Yeah, just don't say that it's a, you know, that it's an actual active ingredient of fucking boner pills. Ah, blue chew, stick it in your ass, stick it in your pussy, it makes your fucking cock hard. Listen, they're not listening to this part. So let's just be honest with you. Patreon.com slash history. And you don't got to deal with any of that. You don't got to deal with any of that. And it's a lot of fun. And cause you, first of all, you said today, when on the car ride, you said, do you want to do an episode on Martin Luther?
Chris Distefano 2:50
And I said, yeah. And then I yelled a slur. And you said, no, not that guy. I said, not that guy. Yeah, but you didn't do that. That's a joke. You didn't do that. But you did yell, sir, but you yelled it at me. But you didn't call me the slur that you thought that people think. You called me one that started with an F. It's just what it is. Now, here's the interesting, cute thing about Martin Luther because, of course, I've heard of him. Of course, we're going to learn a lot about him. But the reason why I really like Martin Luther is you know why. What's the big reason why I really like him? Because he looks like Jesse Scaturo after he put on a few pounds. He does look like – I mean, when we were researching this, I looked at him and I said, is that my friend Jesse Scaturo?
Chris Distefano 3:29
He does look like a – But he's from my homeland, Deutschland, Germany. He's from Deutschland. He's from Deutschland. He was a German monk. Yeah. The kid was a German monk in the 1500s. Yeah. I mean, you got to give German monks credit because like you come from a culture that's like naturally diminutive. Yeah. It's probably really easy to be a monk. But when you come from a Viking German background, they ask you to be quiet and be nice. That's got to be tough. Got to be tough. Because a guy like you would walk around the monastery and just go, how can I sell this place? Yeah, and give me a fucking linzer tart. That's what I want. And when they told me to be quiet, I would fart. Yeah, exactly. Now, cuz, let me ask you this.
Chris Distefano 4:13
What I always like to... I like to get inside your little...

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