John Wayne Gacy: Cool as a Cucumber | History Hyenas
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History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas
1h 19m
2 speakers
6 chapters
transcribed 1 month ago
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We're back. Jesse the Jew forgot to put in the SIM card or whatever the hell you call it. And I know why that is, is because today is a holiday where he's not allowed to touch technology. That's what it is. We had some bangers that will forever be lost. But just so we made fun of one of the guys who hung this sign up and some other things. And we said that he was on a step stool and we were taking pictures of his butt. And he also was a guy who fucking got to some scandals. And if I ever repeated them, I would be killed. Also, we contemplated whether we are actually white-collar professionals. Are we white-collar professionals or blue-collar professionals? We don't know. And I commented on Giannis' bathroom, how he just renovated it.
It looks absolutely gorgeous. But the rest of this apartment is a nightmare. I mean, there's just trays and plates of garbage everywhere. I haven't been in the studio. I know we've mentioned it before, but just because we only do an episode here once every six months, it just bears repeating. There are a case of beers in his fridge from 2019. Yes, there's cases of beer. The beers that are in that fridge are actually from when Biden got elected. Also 2020. 2020. And also whenever I'm here, this place is haunted by the ghost of Venetia. It's what it is. Sometimes I'll be sitting there and she'll go, actually, actually. Actually, what you guys, that was a little too right with me. Sometimes you'll hear someone go, dope.
How did this setup used to be? I don't remember because wasn't Pimpin' Vanitya facing that way? Or was it always like this? I don't remember because I try not to notice the help too much. It's just what it is. It's just they're not fully, you know how like historically they said that blacks were three-fifths of a human?
I didn't say that.
Why are the hosts riffing about the messy studio and haunted fridge?
I think my employees are three-fifths of a human.
Now, it's just what it is. It's just what it is. You can't give them five out of five. You got to give them three out of five. Now, you also said that you accidentally put on a size large shirt instead of an XL, and you feel fat today. What happens is my draws are full of waist 32s to 36s. Yeah. And sometimes when you're moving quick, you pull out a 32, and you just have to unbutton. It's just what it is. And sometimes I have a draw full of XL and XL. L. Sometimes you grab an L and you're on the way out and you go, this one is going to make me sit forward. I'm going to sit forward shirt. Yeah. You got sit back confidence because you got a football jersey in the middle of fucking August. It's what it is because I just wanted to hide my glucose monitor.
Jasmine came to me the other day and said, with the amount of pills that you're taking, medicines, and the glucose monitor, she was like, I really thought I was going to have more time. She was like, I'm not going to deal with this if you're going to turn to your father. I'm not going to deal with this. She was like, you're already on all these medicines. You already have your glucose monitor. She was like, you already kind of have a triangle butt. She was like, I don't want to deal with it. At first I thought she was joking, but I just felt disconnected. It's kind of funny how we kind of turn into our dads a little bit.
I mean, Jesse, his dad, what his dad does is his dad wakes up.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–3:09
2
Why are the hosts riffing about the messy studio and haunted fridge?
3:09–17:00
3
How did Jesse’s upbringing in a shack shape his outlook?
17:00–31:01
4
Why does Yannis have a Woody Allen–style love affair with New York City?
31:01–41:09
5
What is the glucose monitor drama and what does it reveal about biohacking?
41:09–1:10:20
6
How and why do the hosts pull up John Wayne Gacy during the episode?
1:10:20–1:19:02
Speakers
2 identifiedMore from History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas
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