Craving Kit Harrington | History Hyenas
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History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas
1h 12m
5 speakers
5 chapters
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What's up, everybody? We got a great episode for you today. We just went wild. Chrissy got married two days ago. We also continue that conversation at patreon.com slash history hyenas where we tell some wild, fun stories. See me in Atlantic City this weekend. Also, East Hampton, Austin, wherever else I'm going to be. All right. Yeah. And you could see me at July 10th and 11th, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, August 21st, 22nd, Portland, Maine, christycomedy.com. I got a bunch of more dates up there as we get into the fall and winter. Enjoy this episode and enjoy hearing about my wedding.
Which band? Some fucking rock, heavy metal band. She's like, do you want to go? And I was like, don't ask me that question. I don't want to see that band. No, I never wanted to see it. And then she gets mad for that. And I said, I want to go for you. If you want to go, I'll go. And she's like, just get the fucking tickets. And then I'm out another 500. It is what it is. But then they raise your kids and they do other shit.
How did Chris describe the lead-up to his wedding and early reactions?
Right. So it's like, what can you do? We're here to eat shit. It's what it is. We're here to eat shit. So that's what it is when the episode has started. No, we can't put it on.
Now?
No, I mean, Jesse hit the clock. If Jesse hits the clock, we have begun. And it's nice to not, we're going to go flowing again. We're going to get into some history. We don't know what the topic is, but we're going to figure it out on the fly. I've been holding in a shift for 30 minutes, so it's nice to be playing for something. I'm playing for something. I've also took a ketone IQ shot, so my brain is locked in on your tiny little head. On your tiny little, your head's like a bulb of a flower. You know what I like? The thing about you that's funny is there's always something to play for because you have what they call a, in the old neighborhood, they call it a woman's bladder. That's what it is. You pee like 10 times an hour.
Yeah, I got a woman's bladder, cuz. And I'm telling you about this. I'm telling you right now, cuz. I'm coming in. First of all. Chrissy Eris is at it again. Remember how I was talking about peptides? Well, I've been off them for the last five weeks. It's over. Not a shock to me. I did 12 weeks of peptides. What are we on now? So now I'm on five weeks off. So what I'm thinking about doing is because I was on these illegal ones called Red or True Type, but what I'm thinking about doing, I was talking to my stepmother, and she's on ZepBound, which is the one Shaquille O'Neal and Oprah Winfrey are on, and she's telling me she's having good results. So I got an appointment tomorrow. I think I'm going to go back to an old-school GLP-1 and do a little thing called ZepBound,
or Roe, the one that Serena Williams takes, and I'm going to get right back in the saddle on Pepe's, but this time I'm going through a, it's basically fat people medicine. That's what I'm taking. You know what I love about you, cuz? You know what makes you fun? Tell me. You seek solutions where there are no problems. That's what it is. And that's what I like about you. That's a good way to say it. You seek solutions where there are no problems. Yeah. Physically, you look great. No, but I don't feel good, and I want to feel good like my stepmom. Yeah, I'm going to go on the weight loss drug of Charles Barkley. Cuz, I just got a question. Does your stepmom go to Supercuts? Yes, she does. That's number seven. Guys, I like that you forgot, make absolutely no mistake, you forgot to put on a shirt today.
You're wearing an undershirt. I'm wearing an undershirt, yeah. You're wearing an undershirt out here. You should have put a shirt on over that, but you said no.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–1:59
2
How did Chris describe the lead-up to his wedding and early reactions?
1:59–24:35
3
What happened when Chris unexpectedly spotted Kit Harington and why did it make him nervous?
24:35–27:42
4
Would you trade fame for variety — is being 'Jon Snow' worth it for an actor?
27:42–55:38
5
How do memory and nostalgia resurface around major life events like marriage?
55:38–1:12:50
Speakers
5 identifiedMore from History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas
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