Taking a bite out of Ireland | History Hyenas

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History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas 1h 8m 2 speakers 6 chapters transcribed 1 month ago
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Chris Distefano 0:00
guys got some live stand-up going on go to chrisdcomedy.com august 21st 22nd i'm in portland maine at the empire comedy club in october 23rd 24th coming back to levittown long island governor's comedy club chrisdcomedy.com yo see me in philadelphia august
Yannis Pappas 0:17
14th and 15th at the Punchline, then Austin at the Comedy Mothership, August 21st and 23rd, and then Batavia, Illinois, Chicago, October 8th and 10th. Tickets, Giannis Pappas, comedy.com. This is a fun one, and our Patreon this week, our bonus episode was wild. Enjoy them both.
Yannis Pappas 1:08
What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of History Hyenas. Today, we're going to be celebrating the Irish.
Chris Distefano 1:18
I went to Ireland. We talked all about it at patreon.com slash history hyenas. If you really, really, really want to laugh and go wild. Go to the Patreon and listen to that episode all about me being in Ireland and I had on an Irish hat. And I will ask you to please, if you're going to listen to that at work, listen to that on low volume or with headphones in because you will absolutely be fired from your desk if you laugh at some of the jokes that we made.
Yannis Pappas 1:41
It was a wild one. It was one of the funnest Patreons we had. I suggest, listen, there's too many ads out there. Just join patreon.com slash history hyenas. That's what I say. That, yes, I'm pitching you. Yes, we make money on it. You know what it is. We're not socialists yet.
Chris Distefano 1:59
Please, please, please just go to patreon.com slash history hyenas because we really just are having a good time over there. It's ad free. How many times? I mean, here you go. You listen to us here. Sure. But it's like then you got to hear a fucking, you know, all about Quo and Quince, which is a good company. Yeah. and blue chill over there you don't gotta hear any of it you just hear us saying things that we cannot say on youtube because we'll get to monetize and it's ad free and it's just fun and to be honest with you we do that episode first so we just give our best shit there because we're both kind of exhausted now and i really just want to go eat pasta
Yannis Pappas 2:33
Yeah, Chrissy was just over in Ireland, as you will learn all about on the bonus episode, like we just said. So today we're going to be talking about the Irish, and then from there, you know, we're basically Christopher Columbus. We are. We get in the boat, we have a destination, but we're trying to go to India, but we will end up somehow in the Americas. It's
Chris Distefano 2:57
What it is, and I'm going to be honest with you, okay? I've had four coffees. My glucose monitor is going off. My glucose is through the roof right now, so I'm not feeling great. So we might just do 20 minutes and start reading off these fucking Patreon dates. Because we know that's your favorite part anyway, okay? He's reading off the patron names at the end, you scumbag. It is a fun, fun part of the show. I want to go to Paros in Tribeca again. I want to go to Paros the island. I want to go to Paros the island, and I want to go to Paros in Tribeca, and I want to just be getting Aperol spritz in my ass, get some calamari, and... Because make no mistake...
Yannis Pappas 3:43
And we get, and for us, tackle all that in case they listen to the show, which they probably do.
Chris Distefano 3:47
And we, just make no mistake, we are just two guys, and I understand why. We're just friendlier with the retarded ones. Even in this podcast business, they're successful. It just says hi and bye. and that's just who we are because make no mistake even though I don't have a brother I would be the fat retard of my family and Giannis is the fat retard of his family and he has a brother at special needs yeah it's what it is I mean look at us look at this crew we got
Yannis Pappas 4:27
Yeah, we definitely... I mean, look at... Yeah! We definitely didn't make our crew win a competition of merit. I mean, guys, make no mistake.
Chris Distefano 4:38
They've been telling us and telling us that what you really need is like an autistic Asian kid to run the podcast. And we picked a 55-year-old sculptor and a fucking Spanish kid who wears cargo shorts. We said, let's give them money to run the operation.

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