Hogcast: Speedy Delivery
Episodes
Chapter 234
11 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
When the nasty critics attack, only a Kind Jester can protect our smiles and fix this fucked up society. Notes: The Critics are Attacking our Sm...
Chapter 233
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We're sorry this episode is late. We recorded an ep after Russ got back from his vacation, but an Italian ghost or strega nona fucked up the recording...
Chapter 232
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Russ is still on his trip to Italy to see if he can replace the Pope or something, so here's a pre-recorded award show. It's definitely a concept we s...
Chapter 231
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
May flights of Dogberts sing thee to thy rest. RIP Dilbert 1989-2026 Notes: Dilbert Nakama, Dilberuto, Zune Talk, Two Eight Ounces Later: The Coke Te...
Chapter 230
15 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Now that he has officially been invited to the Na'vi cookout, we will accept everyone's apologies for saying that Spider was "cringe" or "had no sauce...
Chapter 229
23 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, we've got a quick holiday treat in the form of a podcast recorded while Alan was in Japan NOTES: Alan going Wolverine mode, what to do if you ...
Chapter 228
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We were late to the Trump blowing Bubba email news so we had to find something no one else is talking about: how our stupid government is destroying o...
Chapter 227
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well, the government shutdown has stopped our monthly checks from the three letter agencies that pay us to do the show. What the fuck are we gonna do ...
Chapter 226
19 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're taking a stand against sexy Frankensteins and all sorts of ghasts and ghoulies that are being normalized in our twisted society these days. Not...
Chapter 225
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well we were going to announce all the leaked DLC characters for Sonic Racing: Crossworlds, but the damn rapture stole our thunder. And right after my...
Chapter 224
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We brought on our friend Bossman Scott (@fkasocks) to give us an update on all the hottest games dropping this fall. He also spent a long time talking...
Chapter 223
04 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We watched Ne Zha 2 and saw a vision of a future with epic pee jokes and hype moments. Back here in America though? Nothing but different treat brands...
Chapter 222
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We went to Casa Bonita to support our friend and Free Speech Warrior, Eric Cartman. However, that got overshadowed by the announcement of the fucking ...
Chapter 221
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We were so excited to do the finale of our drink review segment (Fantastic Four First Sips: As Told by Ginger) at Comic-Con this year! Unfortunately t...
Chapter 220
18 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ah crap, our Ha got separated from our Ka and we're stuck on the damn Beach. Now how the hell are we gonna get our treats delivered?! Notes: On the B...
Chapter 219
21 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well, we tried to find a psychic bigfoot (à la Zorth) to become our business partner/father figure for Father’s Day, but we got tricked by our frie...
Chapter 218
11 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well, this is embarrassing. We got an invitation to visit a bug-themed celebrity in the Philipines and thought it was our friend the Jollibee, but som...
Sailor Goon part 3 (Episodes 9-13)
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The finale of our Gushing Over Magical Girls commentary series is here after sitting on the shelf for ~3 months. We do a drinking game that might kill...
Chapter 217
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We tried adding an AI of our dead (?) friend Watto to Fortnite, but he won't fucking shut up about the Boers in South Africa. Notes: AI Watto, Creepe...
Chapter 216
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
May is Mental Health Awareness Month. So in light of recent events with a certain ogre shaped senator, we are taking inspiration from the Martian Mind...
Chapter 215
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
For our 4/20 / Easter show, we managed to book the Religious Studies tent at Coachella. So naturally we used it to do a Wrestlemania knock-off with ou...
Chapter 214
11 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With the state of the economy, nobody wants to hear bad news anymore, so we're pivoting to smiles, laughter, and happiness only. Primarily smiling and...
Chapter 213
05 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David Zaslav has hired us to do the one thing he's always dreamed of, but could never do himself - kill every single fucking Looney TuneNotes: Killer ...
Chapter 212
22 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A world divided made whole, with a few bugs for encouragement. The UCA’s precursor, the United States of America, had a prominent treat culture. A d...
Chapter 211
07 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After losing our dear friend Watto, Russ did what all spiritual white boys do: travel around Asia and try various sauces and treats. We’re living, l...
Chapter 210
03 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Here's to the ones that we gotCheers to the wish you were here, but you're not'Cause the drinks bring back all the memoriesOf everything we've been th...
Chapter 209
09 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
For our special Fortnite Friday podcast, we’re joined by teenage wunderkind and independent AI thinker Ryan Warinski. He’s definitely a real guy...
Chapter 208
24 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The movie we've all been waiting for is finally here and the world wants to know: Is it love? Yes, it's LOVE.Feliz Yaoidad everyone Notes: Mufasa is...
Chapter 207
20 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Where we hunt one we hunt all. We are Kravanon. Nothing can stop what is comingNotes: Kravanon, Frank Caliendo powers, The Matrix Has You/Christ God E...
Chapter 206
07 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wicked fever has swept the nation and we've got the wunderkind movie reviewer Rip Gripson here to talk about it and all the other great films tearing ...
Chapter 205
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this post-election landscape, everyone is asking "Who will be the Joe Rogan of the left?". Well we wanna get in on the grift too by filling two nic...
Chapter 204
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's the most important night of the year, so you know we had to get our wonk The Chart Hog (@ShaneHosea) to come on and crunch the numbers for us. An...
Sailor Goon part 2 (Episodes 5-8)
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, love is back in a big way. Specifically a very special kind of love that involves trapping people in dollhouses to do ageplay shit. We got our ...
Chapter 203
15 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this one we say goodbye to our beloved Beetlejuice themed segment and hello to two dogshit movies. Will Cesar Wattolina build Roku City? How many t...
Sailor Goon (Episodes 1-4)
07 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're back to doing commentary tracks for dementedly horny anime. This time it's the worldwide sensation, Gushing Over Magical Girls. Of course, that ...
Leftist SpongeBob Watchers Episode 2
06 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, everyone left our Patreon and our discord server, so we're living out of Alan's Cybertruck. Thank god we've got our friend Piss (@Tsukihimedemak...
Chapter 202
17 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
For this episode we invited our Gaming Correspondent, Scott (@FKASocks), to help us launch a new energy drink based gaming news channel. Somehow this ...
Chapter 201
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're furious about the rumors of Disney bulldozing PizzeRizzo to create Monsters Inc. Land. There's only one way to fight back: create a bizarro vers...
Chapter 200
09 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After doing 200 episodes of The Number One Independent Sonic/Pizza Podcast On the Planet, we’re so happy to move on to where the real money is at: g...
Chapter 199
30 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Deadpool fever is sweeping the nation and one of us got roped into joining the Weapon XD program to become totally epic and random. Only #mymentor @go...
Gru: A Life in Four Chapters
09 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
For the finale of our beloved "De-potable Me 4 Sips 4 Gru 2 Rise" drink review segment, Alan sat down and watched every Despicable Me movie. But the q...
Chapter 198
04 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hoo boy, that debate was a real shitshow. One guy is so senile he keeps looking at the same book assets for hours on end and the other guy is a weird ...
Chapter 197
17 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It brings me no pleasure to report that the king of Club Random is looking to retire. Will we be able to find a successor to the throne before he ente...
Chapter 196
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The movies are under attack and we have a plan to save them. Yes, it involves Noovie and the wonderful Maria Menounos. Notes: The Movie Theater Lif...
Chapter 195
24 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wow, we're so excited to have this opportunity to make a themed role-playing experience for Disney's Doug! I sure hope this doesn't get scrapped and r...
Chapter 194
07 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy belated Boonta Eve to everyone! We're so glad that our good friend Watto was able to pull some strings and get all of our favorite podracers on ...
Leftist SpongeBob Watchers: Episode 60 (UNLOCKED: Patreon Exclusive)
15 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wow, I can't believe we finally got to this huge milestone. Thanks again for all the great support on Patreon and Substack from our comrades on The Sa...
Chapter 193
11 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The world has not been the same since the eclipse. Welcome to the interstice, where the world of brands and the world of man overlaps. The Godbrand, ...
Chapter 192
19 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
For St Patrick's Day this year we've got a hot WORLD EXCLUSIVE for the Irish Cinematic Universe. That's right, the Dwegons are back and hotter than ev...
Chapter 191
06 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The spicy fish sandwiches must flow Notes: The Arnold Shortman Classic, Can a Sujimon and Pokemon find love?, Weightlifting Watto, DOOJ, 100 Pepperon...
Chapter 190
20 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We saw it twice.Notes: The Haters of Hate who Hate Hate Hatingly, The Idea of Best Buy, Hate on the Spectrum, lapping at it like a big dog, The Marvel...
Chapter 189
30 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well we found a new movie to base our entire lives and personalities around, but this time it lets us do vigilante justice to people who annoy us. Pro...
Chapter 188
19 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The top 3 worst things on earth you can be:1. A fake friend2. A fake fan3. A fake podcast hostNotes: Getting Back to Basics, Gnostic Evil Trinity, P...
Chapter 187
04 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our New Year's Resolution for 2024? We've gotta escape the fucking Barnyard. Notes: Perfectly Objective Snopes Style Humor, Officer Down Alert, GreyC...
Chapter 186
14 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Wow, we're so proud to be the first podcast to perform at the Las Vegas Sphere. I sure hope our simulated experience of getting stepped on by a giant ...
Good Burger 2 Commentary
06 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's been 26 years, but it finally happened. Good Burger 2 is here and Alan was hired as the Lore Master for the Good Burger canon. Listen along as yo...
Chapter 185
13 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's our first annual Hogcast Tribute to the Troops: Women Edition, in honor of Veteran's Day and the hit blockbuster movie The Marvels. We're salutin...
Chapter 184
02 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sick, we found a dried up Diddy Kong paw on sale. I sure hope we aren't hoisted by our own petard with a series of ironic and spooky wishes. Notes: D...
Chapter 183
24 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The biggest news story of the decade has landed in our laps and you better believe we're talking all about it. That's right, we're taking bets on what...
Chapter 182
05 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We recorded this shortly after the Lauren Boebert Beetlejuice fiasco, which is why the opening bit revolves around a Hitch style service to set up lib...
Chapter 181
13 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're on a rescue mission delivering critical supplies (snack food) to the beautiful women in furry tophats stuck at Burning Man. Somehow we got distr...
Chapter 180
01 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Respeto is back in a big way. Between the release of Blue Beetle and the recently expiration of the MilfHunter copyright, we're in full Hollywood bigw...
Chapter 179
13 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're back to cover the one news story dominating the discourse right now: did they make the rat gay? Some conservative freak said he might be. We inv...
Chapter 178
25 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Barbenheimer fever has swept the nation, but we’re here to talk about the real issues: fake friends. Also a genius idea for a robot food restaurant ...
Chapter 177
10 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We've got our friend Ben Pack (@packbenpack) back on the show and we're drafting teams of purple guys/blobs/food mascots for the ultimate party/basket...
Chapter 176
23 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, it’s been a long time coming, but we’ve got friend/nemesis and shadowbanner of Russ, @TsukihimeDemake (aka The Oomfie aka Piss aka Andrew) ...
Chapter 175
06 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for summer blockbusters baby. You know what that means: get a big bucket of popcorn, recline your seat, and break your fucking tooth off on ...
Chapter 174
26 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's finally here, the gaming event of the decade. That's right, our good friend Scott (@FKASocks) is back to give birth to the sequel to Balan Wonder...
Chapter 173
11 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our good friend James Gunn has become our first sponsor and he wants us to review some energy drinks. I just hope they don't make us have a realistic ...
Chapter 172
28 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this one we keep talking about media balkanization and rakugo. It's a real weird one folksNote: Errol Musk’s Man Cave, Sex in a Helicopter in a P...
100 Nuts for Eddie McDowd or 'Based and Dogpilled' (Inukai-san commentary track)
18 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Finally, the moment we've all been waiting for. A full commentary track for the dogfucker anime, My Life as Inukai-san's Dog, recorded with @dauragon....
Chapter 171
11 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: transactional Catholicism, The 24 Hour Bug, Yo Yoshi Rap, scanning hands, silencing bodybuilders, Sarah Plain Balls, Bthrm, Little Kaiser, Abba...
Chapter 170
21 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: DilbEats, Lil Drake, Gooner Dolphins, I Went to the Dilbert UPN Party and Nobody Knew You, 40 Days and 40 Bites, The Twisted Mind of James Gunn...
Chapter 169
22 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: Shrinking Movies, Tiny Johnny Cash, Stephen King Hose Water, Cop Magic, Jerseyland, AI Watto, Wizard Strafing, Hot Pocket Engineering, Austin P...
Chapter 168
10 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: The Lovers of Love, smell torrents, Effective Love Altruism, CBT spells, Spider’s Love Balloon, Live2D Little Caesar, shocktubers, The Twiste...
Chapter 167
24 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Well, we lost Jair at the Universal Studios Minion Cafe, but surely we won’t get burned by our NEW Brazilian friend George. Notes: Jair got Glooped...
Chapter 166
13 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry for the late episode. We're stuck babysitting our friend Jair and he keeps getting in various Mr Magoo style shenanigans. Notes: Encino Jair...
Chapter 165
23 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Every time a bell rings, a Billy Joel gets to play with Munch's Make Believe Band.Feliz Yaoidad everybody Notes: You’re Only Human (Second Wind), ...
Chapter 164
06 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Happy to announce that we've made our own Sight and Sound best movie list and it only contains one youtube video and two video games. Notes: The Sc...
Chapter 163
22 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A new Sonic the Hedgehog game has been released and naturally we waste 80 minutes talking about...lizard deals and Gurgi? You all knew what you were g...
Chapter 162
08 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A new Sonic game is finally here, but we're stuck inside a storage closet at Twitter HQ figuring out which cats to ban. Also Watto got rebooted. Note...
Chapter 161
26 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The only thing scarier than a goblin or ghoul is when my freaking male instacart slave mouths my avocados. Let's get this shit viral. Oh also Watto ...
Chapter 160
12 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Oooooh, it’s the spooky season. And what could be more terrifying than listening to two hours of incomprehensible rambling about shock jocks and the...
Chapter 159
13 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We are absolutely gutted by the loss of our beloved monarch and Minions (2015) star Queen Elizabeth. Heaven gained another beautiful bird Notes: Prin...
Chapter 158
31 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Well folks, after our ousting from Warner Brothers we've run south of the border to hang out with all the other free spirits (ie. anarchocapitalist fr...
Chapter 157
11 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry folks. We've become Hollywood bigwigs in charge of a HUGE new streaming platform, so we're probably not gonna be doing podcasts anymore. Come wa...
Chapter 156
19 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hey guys, we know you come to us for laughs and goofs, but this episode we had to reflect on the loss of a man who meant a lot to us. Please join us f...
Chapter 155
11 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: My Dark Twisted Catholic Gru, The LA Centrist, The Watto Project, Homophobe Burger, Lunchable Whopperito, Arby’s Meat Carrot, food gacha, The...
Chapter 154
28 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Okay, this Mount Dadmore bit is about a week late for Father's Day, but you're gonna want to stick around for the bit on 1920s powerscaling Notes: Mi...
Chapter 153
15 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After taking our enemies to task on the previous episode, we're trying to focus on the positive this time. Yes, all of the news stories are bad, but h...
Chapter 152
24 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After losing our first recording in like 3-4 years, we are mad and ready to call out our enemies. Also the teachers that may have played leprechaun pr...
Chapter 151
03 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With Cinemapril behind us, we turn our attention to the major scandal rocking the news: Balan Wonderworld being ruined by Square Enix. Does humanity d...
ICBGIFD: KH4 Reveal and The Number 23
25 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We're closing out Cinemapril by diving into The World of Fiction with our good friend (and #mymentor) Professor Mickey (@goomvi). What wonders await u...
Chapter 150
13 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Well, it's been 150 episodes and we're thinking about abandoning Sonic & Pizza to become full-time filmers. That is of course unless our old friend Be...
Chapter 149
06 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Movies are finally back, and a living vampire named Morbius is responsible Notes: Homework Movies, The Closet Creep, The Minion Yellow Wallpaper, C...
Chapter 148
24 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: Friend of Balan, diceman build, Josuke985, Ninja Masterclass, Dr Pizza Stone, Yurika’s Pandemic Life, a Papa John Ultimatum, Dobby Shapiro, R...
Chapter 147
09 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Note: wet bread, wifey crystals, The Happy News, gay spectator alien, Godzilla’s marital status, 40 Days and 40 Bites, god grindset, The Gourmand of...
Chapter 146
15 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: The Love Ape, Bin Laden’s PS2s, Miyazaki Swamp Sequence, Fallout gangs by state, Biden’s VRChat room, Joker 2: New Nightmare, pogging for o...
Chapter 145
28 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Oh man, we're so nervous about our big guest (Big Dog, from Big Dog T-shirts fame). I hope a tiny man dressed like a shrimp doesn't ruin everything fo...
Chapter 144
05 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Gamers, you know what time it is. It's the holiest of all holidays, the annual Hogcast Game Awards. Get ready for some earth-shattering world exclusiv...