Hogcast: Speedy Delivery
Episodes
Everyweek ‘Casts With Monster Girls OVA Special
10 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We're ringing in 2017 the only way we know how: with our favorite monster girls. Dig up the Monster Musume OVA and marvel at the uncensored boobs and ...
Chapter 60
01 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hogcast becomes a high stakes techno wonderland after engaging in some powerful discourse. Prepare for danger, debauchery, and a taste of the bitters...
Chapter 59
09 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Oh man, politics, am I right? Notes: The Nintendo Cinematic Universe, Reagan the Forbidden One, Chris Kyle’s Walmart savings, Pentagon DARK, Bangin’...
Chapter 58
26 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve been busy working for the man and Russ’s computer died immediately after this recording, but nothing will stop us from producing fresh conte...
Chapter 57
06 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We're back with our friend Sabrina (@hinikuna_damacy) and this week we're wild about tulpas. Are we tulpas? Is Sonic a tulpa? None of us can really sa...
Chapter 56
18 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hey, satire is all about EDGE, and if there's anything Sonic, Pizza, and this pizza contest have in common, it's that we ALL got edges here. That's ri...
Chapter 55
02 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The boys go corporate this week as they escape to the city? Or from the city? Either way, the decadence of Rome must be reborn. Notes: DMs and the sec...
Chapter 54
23 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Country mouse Russ Walsh moves to the big city and fast talkin' Alan Black tries to show him the ropes. Heartwarming laughter and family fun ensues as...
Chapter 53
30 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Beloved guest, the twitter famous @weepysweetmonty, returns to the podcast. Immediately, everything turns gross. Notes: Gweneth Gooptrow, what was the...
Chapter 52
12 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a special Anime Expo episode recorded face-to-face in Los Angeles with our dear friends Harry (@Nicomakibesto) and Lenore (@kombucha_kid). List...
Chapter 51
30 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week, longtime fan of the show and pop punk afficionado Autobite (@autobite) joins us to mourn our favorite ape. We miss you Harambe. Notes: Pop ...
Chapter 50
21 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's our 50th episode, baby, and we're celebrating it with longtime friend of the show Ben Pack (@PackBenPack). Unfortunately we recorded it on 6/9, t...
Chapter .0420
08 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Yeah uh, sorry for the hiatus. Here's a non-episode that died in the process and isn't a real episode, but is as long as a real episode? It doesn't ma...
Chapter 49
11 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We're edging closer to episode 50, baby. Are we entering a new age of Hogcast content? Probably not, if this episode is any indication. Notes: Alan’...
Chapter 48
04 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is a shorty but a goody. Notes: A twist in the Das Ratchet Boy chronology, Beholders arey our friends, Firstoff Waltz, Russell’s Lite...
Chapter 47
28 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
After a few weeks off, we're back with a new episode, baby. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but does it make our jokes any better? Probably not. ...
Chapter 46
08 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Finally Silver Join My show as Sonic Rival And Friend Notes: Disney conspiracies, Blue Jizzman, Pentagon Jr goes on a rampage, the worst segue yet, Ru...
Chapter 45
29 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
On this rare Monday recording episode we dig deeper into the Marvel universe and posit a lot of upsetting theories about Disney movies. Notes: Punishe...
Chapter 44
10 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Russ saw Zootopia a couple of nights before we recorded and we talk about it a lot. We got that furry fever, baby. Notes: Russ goes to Zootopia, Micke...
Chapter 43
01 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we took a cue from our favorite merc with a mouth, Deadpool, and stepped up our irreverence, baby. We’re breaking all four of the walls in...
Chapter 42
17 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back with a special pre-Valentines Day show. Unfortunately, we're awful people so we just talked about cum and comic book characters inst...
Chapter 41
11 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week our long-time friend Wes (aka. WeJo aka @WesTheHero) drops by to talk shop and grace us with his delightful Southern drawl. Notes: Howard th...
Chapter 40
05 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The Quillheads face the greatest danger of all this this week with guest @SamCB_. It's a harrowing tale filled with danger and fear that you are NOT g...
Chapter 39
19 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the Quillheads learn a thing or two about brotherly love. Notes: Killer Bees start up and the Harlem Squat, Little Bill gets dragged throug...
Chapter 38
12 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hoo boy. This is a strange one y'all, so buckle in. We're gonna take you down to the Tangent City where the content's weird and the references to obsc...
Chapter 37
07 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We're kicking off 2016 the only way we know how: with our dear friend Monty (@weepysweetmonty). Come get your fill of horny cartoon character talk and...
The Feliz Yaoidad Special
29 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Our favorite pro sniper, Robynne (@starfoxidiot), joins us to talk about boys on this very special Feliz Yaoidad episode of Hogcast: Speedy Delivery. ...
Chapter 36
27 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
The Quillhead boys celebrate the release of the new Star Boys the only way they know how! By making a series of increasingly complicated and obscure M...
Chapter 35
09 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
That's right folks. It's been a year, a WHOLE year since we started this terrible garbage! And what a downhill slide it has been. NOTES: Post-PizzAp...
Chapter 34
19 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
We explore the multiverse today on Hogcast: Speedy Delivery. A multiverse filled with magic, wonder, and a tree nymph/actor named "Woody Harrelso...
Chapter 33
12 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the Hogcast boys start sad and it only gets worse. What a horrible time to be alive. Notes: Tinder Stories, a rare appearance by El Pentago...
Chapter 32
25 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Ugh, another one of these. At least Russ thought up some good ideas this week. NOTES: Cum Chatter, Our love for Pentagon Jr., Red Stripe Beer Action I...
Chapter 31
18 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
We had Ravi @RaviNoBasuke on the show again, and dove right into some hardcore journalism. It's a hard knock life being independent podcaster here on ...
Chapter 30
11 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
A lot of foreskin chatter on this episode, and unironic MGSV quotes Russ thinks is cool. Seriously though, if you think Russ is the gross one on this ...
Chapter 29
07 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
The Hogcast returns after an extended hiatus, and boy is it fun. We got great laughs, great memories, and a favorite little robot of ours learns to ea...
Everyweek ‘Casts with Monster Girls Episode 12
01 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In the finale episode, Russ Walsh, Alan Black, and Lamont "@WeepySweetMonty" delve into the realms of monster girl madness for the final tim...
Everyweek ‘Casts with Monster Girls Episode 11
27 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
As the Everyweek 'Casts saga comes to an end, we answer a lot of questions and Russ makes another reference to Adam Sandler's click. The journey never...
Everyweek ‘Casts with Monster Girls Episode 10
20 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are solo boloing this week, and things get literary. Did I mention that we read books?
Everyweek ‘Casts with Monster Girls Episode 9
12 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
The quillheads don't cuck around this week after we chat Drake (the monster OR the rapper) with friend of the show Dani "@DanikaHarrod" on t...
Chapter 28
07 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In this long awaited chapter of Hogcast: Speedy Delivery, we invite friend of the show Rory (@touhoumo) to sit around and try not to talk about metal ...
Everyweek ‘Casts with Monster Girls Episode 8
29 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
We're joined by an old friend of the show Gabriel (@shonen413), to watch the eighth episode of Monster Musume. Or to talk about the Cramp Twins, or Th...
Everyweek ‘Casts with Monster Girls Episode 7
26 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Our dear friend Monty (@weepysweetmonty) joined us to watch episode 7 of Monster Musume and immediately started talking about cum and Shrek. It's very...
Chapter 27
22 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In another very special episode, our dear friend Lenore (@asukalangley) returns to discuss Sonic Dreams Collection, examine a beautiful fan character,...
Everyweek ‘Casts with Monster Girls Episode 6
19 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Our dear friend Ben Pack (@PackBenPack) joined us to watch the sixth episode of Monster Musume. Did he love it as much as we did? Did he legitimately ...
Everyweek ‘Casts with Monster Girls Episode 5
10 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Ravi (@RaviNoBasuke) joined us on the commentary this week, and ROYALLY SCREWED IT UP. At least this weeks QnA was great, if you consider Cousin Skeet...
Chapter 26
09 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In this freeform jazz odyssey of an episode, we investigate another unique fan 'tude and explore every topic from lizard men to Disney cartoons. Notes...
Everyweek ‘Casts with Monster Girls Episode 4
01 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Our dear friend Kelsey (@kerucchii) joins us to watch the fourth episode of Monster Musume and wax lyrical about the song "Trap Queen" by Fe...
Chapter 25
30 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Our dear, longtime friend Wes (aka WeJo or @westhehero) joins us to talk about breast milk, Weird Al's suggestive songs, and the beautiful southern pi...
Everyweek ‘Casts with Monster Girls Episode 3
26 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Our dear friend Parris (@Dauragon on twitter) joins us this week to pay witness to the third episode of Monster Musume and discuss the machinations a...
Minions On Fleek
23 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Hogcast: Speedy Delivery Presents: Minions On Fleek, a very special podcast where Alan (@ActionAlan), Monty (@weepysweetmonty), and Lenore (@asukalang...
Everyweek ‘Casts with Monster Girls Episode 2
21 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Our dear friend TBliss (@TaylorBliss) joins us this week to commentate and analyze the second episode of Monster Musume.
Chapter 24
15 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In this very special episode, Alan dips into the dangerous and confusing world of OC 'tudes. Join us and let these beautiful characters into your hear...
Everyweek ‘Casts with Monster Girls Episode 1
14 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the first episode of Everyweek 'Casts with Monster Girls, where Russ and Alan comment over the new animated program that has brought togeth...
Chapter 23
08 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Your favorite quillheads are back at it again. Get raunchy and real with us in this late night episode. Notes: LotR porn parodies, will.i.am's fleshli...
Chapter 22
01 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Before this episode was recorded, Alan made Russ watch about 40 minutes of Billy Joel music videos on YouTube. Go walkin' in your sleep down to this R...
Chapter 21
25 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
We're joined by @SocksMahoney to discuss taboos and denounce social mores. That's right folks, we take a firm stance against kinkshaming, or any kind ...
Chapter 20
18 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In this special late night episode we go on a European adventure, Alan introduces two new beloved characters, and Russ makes a big change in his life....
Chapter 19
10 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In this very special episode, our friend, Twitter user @FrightShark mourns our favorite artisan pizza with us and lets us berate him for renaming al...
Chapter 18
01 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Friend of the show and former Hogcast House Performer Lamont “@weepysweetmonty” gets hands on with the Quillheads in the latest Hogcast: Speedy De...
Chapter 17
25 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
The night before this episode was recorded, Alan went to a party and saw “armpits” written on the sides of some sex dice. What follows is our desc...
Chapter 16
18 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we're out on a boat hunting down one of our greatest foes. Is that foe a person who stole Alan's Paul Blart meme? Is it Russ' bladder?...
Chapter 15
12 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In this very special episode, our dear friend Lenore (@asukalangley) drops by to salute Tails: LGBT Icon. Listen in as the Queen of Memes herself rega...
Chapter 14
01 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Solo Bolo this week with those Pizza lovin' quillheads Alan and Russ. Illusions are shattered, truths are revealed, and fun is had as the two make the...
Chapter 13
26 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In what will surely go down in history as our most Flawless episode, our good friend and #1 fan Ravi joins us to talk about about Sonic, pizza, and hi...
Chapter 12
18 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back again with another intimate, face-to-face episode recorded in Russ’ apartment. Were we high on that (legal) dank kush at the time? Mayb...
Chapter 11
11 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Your favorite Quillheads are back at it again, talkin' shop with their good friend Jonny Wags. Grab a slice of your favorite New York 'za and enter an...
Ford Fairlane Special
05 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Better and raunchier than ever, Hogcast: Speedy Delivery returns with a very special episode that we recorded face-to-face in Russ' apartment. Listen ...
DEFINITIVE PROOF THE RATCHET BOYS HATE US AND OUR PODCAST
01 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
These assholes think we'll stand down when they call us SHIT on their podcast. I hate these awful nerds and their lack of respect towards US. Uploaded...
Chapter 10
28 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Bigger, badder, and Memeier than ever, Hogcast: Speedy Delivery returns victorious. This time featuring the heart and soul combo that is Ben "Ben...
Chapter 9
05 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Your favorite quillheads are back again with the power of Pepsi Max. Notes: the Pepsi Max lifestyle, mouth computers, Adam Sandler's Click, The Casque...
Chapter 8
24 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Alan and Russ discover something beautiful this week on Hogcast: Speedy Delivery.
Chapter 7
11 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Alan and Russ learn to love, live, and learn in the big city in the hottest, freshest, goopiest sonic the hedgehog/pizza podcast yet. Itadakimasu~!
Chapter 6
03 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
After a brief hiatus, we've returned to dish out some primo content to you, the listener. Russ says the audio is a bit rough for the first ten minutes...
Chapter 5
19 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
A mysterious foe approaches? Will Alan and Russ survive this calamity? Can I take a moment here to talk about my girlfriend? All this and more on HOGC...
Chapter 4
19 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Sonic rules all and the soul still burns on this important and not to be missed episode of the critically acclaimed, beloved Sonic/Pizza podcast, Hogc...
Chapter 3
19 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
The trilogy is complete in what can only be called "the greatest work of story telling in the history of the Audio Medium." Also Alan is ver...
Chapter 2
19 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
The second in the epic Hogcast: Speedy Delivery saga. The audio is better, the content is better, our lives are still awful. Notes: Hot and Ready tu...
Chapter 1
19 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
A pilot for a new Sonic and Pizza related podcast that will blow your mind and change minds. Is the audio a little rough cause we're still figuring th...