Hogcast: Speedy Delivery
Episodes
Chapter 143
27 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Here's the best Black Friday deal of all: contentNotes: Little Scrimp Chronicles, George Geef, the bad pepeloni, SlotsLife, the Kingo Minute, the cott...
Chapter 142
29 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Well, we traveled all the way to Trinidad for our friend's bachelor party, but he bailed at the last minute and left us eating Hobbit themed menu item...
Chapter 141
10 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: making it sublime, Biden’s FuckJerry Collab, Eminem English Class, The Cum Debater, Portland Hallway Trolls, Surprise Frees, Soprano stands, ...
I Can't Believe Bugs Bunny Is Fucking Dead
20 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We've brought back our friend and mentor Professor Mickey (@goomvi) to help us understand the Warner Bros.' answer to Kingdom Hearts - Space Jam: A Ne...
Chapter 140
30 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We've got a very special episode here recorded in person in Alan's dining room. And not just as the pretense for an opening bit this time! Notes: Kat...
Chapter 139
23 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Well folks, the lawyers demanded we had to do a live apology to an early 2000s mascot platformer that we may have unfairly slandered. So we turned it ...
Chapter 138
18 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We at Hogcast: Speedy Delivery are proud to present Hogcast Direct: a tantalizing first look at the hottest goofs and gaffs coming to the Hogcast in t...
Chapter 137
21 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's finally here: the debut of our sexy new vcaster (virtual podcaster) outfits. Time to kick back and imagine a sexy catboy and a weird little bowli...
Chapter 136
05 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Meltdown May is here and we're betting all that we have with our bookie Chris (@cobrafontaine). This is how we win Note: the Meltdown May Odds, gifte...
Chapter 135
09 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Though you might not remember, you’ve been here many times before. One day—just as it does for you and for all—it appears to a troubled podcaste...
Chapter 134
23 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's March Madness folks, so naturally we're celebrating by pretending to draft cartoon characters from fifty years ago. That's right, it's the first ...
Chapter 133
02 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: Our Big Next Gen Upgrade, precog nootropics, food youtubers at E3, CrimeStop, Tripping the Grift, Wyatt’s beard, Kanye’s Bladerunner theate...
Chapter 132
22 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: molemen tunnels, stinky brownies, chuuni Dan Crenshaw, minionpilled, Win A Business Lunch with Ben Stein, The Wyatt Minute, Hail Caesar, Mr Ice...
I CAN'T BELIEVE GOOFY IS F#@!ING DEAD EPISODE 5
05 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Professor Mickey (@goomvi) has once again used the power of waking to bring us all together for another in-depth discussion of Tetsuya Nomura’s late...
Shootcast Christmas 2020 Extravaganza
25 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Huzzah! A Christmas Extravaganza! Shootcast: Jabroni Delivery presents Randy Bludd’s Rudeboy Rockventures Christmas Blast, featuring a variety of Ch...
Chapter 131
22 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Cozy up next to the fireplace with some hot gfuel, and settle in for this sort of holiday episode of Hogcast where we go on an extended bit about MRE ...
Chapter 130
12 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: Hogcast takes a brave political stance, Alan’s GGW addiction, car exhaust vape, gamer Skol, Scantron Chigurh, Plume of Allegiance, upcheese p...
Hubie Halloween Special
29 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, it’s that spooky time of year again: election season.Haha just kidding, it’s Halloween and we’re joined by our dear friend @goomvi (Ravi ...
Chapter 128
07 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
I won't scatter your quick bites to the heartless feed. I will always be with you. Plant your roots in me. I won't see you end as ashes. You're all Fi...
Chapter 127
16 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're still licking our wounds from our fight with Dwegonnal, but thankfully we've got one of our oldest allies here at our side this week. We also de...
Chapter 126
08 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We've successfully infiltrated the TikTok House to take down the dastardly Dr Dwegman. I sure hope he didn't resurrect our good friend AB as part of a...
Chapter 125
24 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hoo boy, we went on a bit of a bender with some expired Austin Powers promotional wine coolers and wound up blowing all of our money on abandoned IP. ...
Chapter 124
05 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We’re making some big moves in Hollyweird this week, as we beg our friend Rodney (@Rodney_Berry of the American Arts & Culture Review podcast) to le...
Interspecies Reviewers Reviewers: Episodes 10-12
22 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: White Girl Wednesday, boing-oing-oing, Angel Seed, conveniently placed foreground objects, Goodfeathers scenario, The Woman Respecter, alcohaun...
Chapter 123
17 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: Our Big Nonpolitical Fundraiser, Techbro Barrels, Dark Souls NPC podcast, GFool, crust pillows, Grapes of Wrath perverts, Xomer, toilet bonfire...
Chapter 122
17 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: Bill Maher exhentai, bro we are simping, prestige podcasting, Chuck Wendig Sex Tour, Jack the Podcaster, Goldbelly Experience Requiem, wrestler...
Chapter 121
22 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: Sitting Band, Lin Manuel Miranda’s Funky Phantom, Mayonnaise-Klotz, Perverts’ du Jour, weed guy heroclix, Baby Butter, Papa Murphy fusion, ...
Interspecies Reviewers Reviewers: Episodes 7-9
20 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: Monstergirl DSA Caucus, Mouth Like Arthur, Russ’s Cyberpunk lawsuit, The Death of David the Gnome, the soylent of sex, Kermit 9/11 boobs, upd...
Chapter 120
07 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: Russ’s Big Baby Snub, UCBaby, Cheetomort, Bicentennial Man’s crimes, the sexy Pythons, Slimyfingers, Soy Slimer, Hideo Kojima’s BlueChew ...
Chapter 119
16 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: IKEAlbert’s clams, the reverse soyface, the battle against 5G, peeing on Luffy, Russ’s Osomatsu lifestyle, Bimbo the dog, NOSID-19, Douggin...
Interspecies Reviewers Reviewers: Episodes 4-6
24 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: The Monstergirl Crank, the hyena clit phenomena, more mascot hands, sex buffs, George Foreman anime figure, sweet baby rays, vaginal sous vide,...
Chapter 118
17 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: ronto rats, le poggers, Foster’s Home for Bimbofied Friends, G4’s Nocturnal Emissions, the Hogcast curse, American Flatbread, Mista Social ...
Interspecies Reviewers Reviewers: Episodes 1-3
04 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: Liz Warren’s succubus DNA test, god is a smokeshow, Mickey hands, Russ’s Bayonetta reviewer feud, cloaca courage, bonobo AU, dick measuring...
Chapter 117
19 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ikealbert 2020 keeps on keepin' on, Chicago Watto and Creole Yoda, Alan opens a food truck in Portlandia, Nosey32, Return of the Jerk, Josh knows the ...
I CAN'T BELIEVE GOOFY IS F#@!ING DEAD EPISODE 4
08 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We recap and review KH3's new extended epilogue and the bevy of rich content that comes with it. After that, we delve into the heart of the fan commun...
Chapter 116
21 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: IKEAlbert’s vaping platform, clinically gamer, Tuft Puppy, The Problematic Cupboard, Elizabeth Warren’s lamia DNA test, big tree boobs, Sup...
Chapter 115
31 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: Jellicle casts, Russ’s popcorn scale, Alan’s war against Buttigieg, Macnositey, OJ’s Bronco Karaoke, Alan’s catchphrase, Papa John to...
Chapter 114
03 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: Fatheads, John Travolta keygen, Razer energy drinks, Jefferson Epstein, Dwegon Minute of Silence, cashing in Klout, Shaq’s Special Stuff, Gra...
Chapter 113
22 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: Disney Knot, Goof Stranding, Augie Doggy and Doggy Zaddy, Alan’s Bluto lifestyle, Baron Praxis vs the Intellectual Dark Web, Egg Carrier flig...
Chapter 112
01 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: take and bake genes, Ooooh-blina!, Scorsese and Copola, Nosey Wetnose, chain immunity, The Whispering Eye, Jay Leno’s Homies, Simpsons: Autom...
Jokeyman Special
11 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
If you're listening to this, it means that society has not fully collapsed following the release of the Joker movie. The following is a recording we m...
Chapter 111
03 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: cave gender reveal party, aliebn drugs, Puerto IKEA, this is NOT Nermal, Rime of the Ancient Marc Maron, ½ scale Joe Biden, Billy Joel Antholo...
Chapter 110
09 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: the second coming of Gonzo, Push the Talking Trashcan, Maz Kanata, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit’s blood price, Jimmy Neutron Matrix, squash vids, ...
Chapter 109
20 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: elephant ear joint, Carny Stevenson, Alan’s Black Eagle Frat House, Bane-ing frozen pizza, Walmart garcon, Harmontown: Three Houses, British ...
Shootcast: Jabroni Delivery - Episode 1
03 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Follow Scott @scottbloodborne and check out his stuff at http://videogamechoochoo.com and https://twitter.com/wrestlingonair Follow JJ @The_Double_J a...
Chapter 108
02 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Note: ahegao facial recognition, The Fir Bird, Wastebomb, Russ’s Fridge Wife Routine, Smart House mom, King Paypig, Big Rock Pizza Mountain, Qanon G...
Chapter 107
17 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: The Mad Dog of Sipe, Rigato Mas, monogamy addictions, Ghostrider Sybian, The King’s Peach, In This Okonomiyaki?, DB Cooper fanart, Miracle on...
Chapter 106
26 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Russ is back from a trip from San Francisco and Alan is heading out to Japan. Sonic’s in his heaven, all’s right with the world Notes: Bonjour Dia...
Chapter 105
11 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: Gamer Christmas, Bloodborne Meyers-Briggs, Hell_Homer Sex Tour, Film Crit Thanos update, bed lighting, Vince McElroy, Nosey Freehorns, Alan get...
Chapter 104
27 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUSS FELL OFF A CLIFF.. scary moment for our podcast Notes: Cliff Russ, scented eggs, Alan’s Tfue Escort Mission, Xans Undertale, Mystic Sheldon, ga...
Chapter 103
02 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Another solo bolo episode with just the two of us, and folks it’s very divorce-centric. This was also recorded before the nightmarish Sonic movie tr...
Chapter 102
25 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We’re kappa krazy in this episode and we’ve got Shane Hosea (@ShaneHosea), Portland improvisor and host of Anime at the Gates (@animewheel), on to...
Chapter 101
09 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Notes: Boku no Father the Hero, Goron Grimace, Alan’s online shinobi career, posting posture, Shaqaroni, preggo pizza, Jack SepticTank, John Green’...
Chapter 100
20 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 100 is finally here, but somehow Alan got trapped in a virtual world of their own creation. Will Russ and our dear friend Ben Pack (@packbenpa...
Chapter 99
07 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We’re neoliberal now and we’re live from a storage closet at CPAC with our good friend Seth Boyer (@sethboyer) to discuss how being radically cent...
I CAN'T BELIEVE GOOFY IS F#@!ING DEAD EPISODE 3
06 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Will we finally believe goofy is f'ing dead??? Will we say goodbye to old friends? Can a certain sourpuss gamer's heart be touched? Will Demyx be ther...
Chapter 98
19 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It’s our birthday show babey. Notes: Russ’s unfortunate Blippi cameo, #MyMentor, the new Suicide Squad, Russ’s visits to the burn ward, Chuck E ...
Chapter 97
03 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hoo boy, it’s Big Game season and we’ve got our dear friend Kevin here to talk about Canadian malls and ironic curses. Note: Sticky Fingers self s...
I CAN'T BELIEVE GOOFY IS F#@!ING DEAD EPISODE 2
26 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We return to Kingdom Hearts to talk what might be going down in the final of the Sora trilogy. We discuss who will make it in the game (Preying for Pe...
I CAN'T BELIEVE GOOFY IS F#@!ING DEAD EPISODE 1
17 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Professor Mickey takes the Hogcast crew on a whirlwind tour of the world of Kingdom Hearts. What is Kingdom Hearts? Who is Ansem, Seeker of Darkness? ...
Chapter 96
15 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we’re all about those Hollywood days and Hollywood nights. We’ve got our pal RJ Palmer (@arvalis) on to talk about his work on Detective...
Chapter 95
03 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
New year, new us. Russ has a symbiote now and has become an instagram thot/mafioso. Notes: Symbo Mode, Sbarro takeover, food court boroughs, Cranky Go...
Chapter 94
17 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Christmastime in Dwegonland and all of the dwegons are jerking off to PBS. Can Alan defend Russ against murder charges in dwegon court? Will th...
Dwegons & Leprechauns commentary track
10 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
You've all been asking for it, so we finally did it. We recorded a live commentary of the hit film Dwegons & Leprechauns with our good friends Rav...
Chapter 93
06 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Alan flew across the country to record an episode in a Portland sewer with Russ and his best friend Waste. And hoo boy, are you in for a treat. Warnin...
Chapter 92
20 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Gobble gobble, we’re in a Thankful mood this episode. Thankful for pizza, thankful for Sonic, and thankful for the return of one of our most popular...
Chapter 91
07 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Only Hogcast would make an episode where one of the hosts becomes a vampire after Halloween. What will these wacky quillheads come up with next? Notes...
Chapter 90
23 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Our spookiest episode to date, recorded from Waluigi’s Walloween party at his palatial Beverly Hills mansion. Notes: Russ’s best friend Waste, Jen...
Chapter 89
08 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We finally killed that bastard Fused Chuckie. Notes: Mr. Meaty guts, sword gender dichotomy, Curvy Lamp: Rebellion, Marty gets a gf, The Dwegon Minute...
Chapter 88
24 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Your pussy may be cancelled, sis, but this podcast sure isn't! Our good friend and international correspondent, Ravi (@goomvi) swings by to join us on...
Chapter 87
11 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Man I wish we'd talked about 9/11 more since we're releasing this on 9/11. Maybe next year. Notes: The Devil in the Nick Hotel, Russ’s sticky hand a...
Chapter 86
28 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
G'day quillheads. We're here with our friend from a land down under, Rory Machell (@RoryMachell) is here to regale us with tales of the outback. Some ...
Chapter 85
14 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We should preface this episode with saying that Alan found out that Masako Nozawa voiced Doug in the Japanese dub and this is all they thought about f...
Chapter 84
30 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode one of our classic guest characters returns to give us a dire warning about meddling in time. He also insists that he's a dirty little...
Chapter 83
18 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Man, it's a hot one Like seven inches from the midday sun Well, I hear you whispering the words, to melt everyone Jay Leno: Crybaby Notes: the return ...
Chapter 82
03 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
What a better way for us to celebrate our nation’s independence than with a new podcast episode. In this one we go off on an extended riff about Dun...
Chapter 81
04 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We spent this last Memorial Day reflecting on the sacrifices made by The Troops. By which we mean we spent a lot of time getting worked up about the L...
Chapter 80
15 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back with another special Mother’s Day episode. Alan threw a pizza pool party for all the hot young moms while Russ got lost in IKEA. dougs2...
Chapter 79
03 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We're back with our official wrestling correspondent @SocksMahoney with a Wrestlemania report, some fucked up improv characters, and a hell of a 'tude...
Chapter 78
02 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Here's a little Easter Egg in your RSS baskets: an episode we recorded two weeks ago. Buckle up because Russ brought two improv characters this time a...
Chapter 77
02 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Our dear Canadian friend Kevin (@autobite) is here to get mad at Harry Potter with us. Notes: challenging hot Chuckie cosplayers, Phil returns to tell...
Chapter 76
14 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back with an upgraded website and feed for an episode recorded on Super Bowl Sunday. And what do we do first? Talk to a Klasky Csupo character...
Chapter 75
25 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
NEW YEAR NEW ME, NEW US ON HOGCAST SD!!!! Notes: Nightmare from Soul Calibur if he loved Rick and Morty, Stephen Krang, Alan's Yakuza Life, Jerry Popp...
Hogcast! The Jungle Podcast
01 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Yes we recorded a live commentary over the new Hey Arnold Movie. Consider it a New Years treat. ALSO ALSO ALSO, the music is the Tunnel Music from the...
Chapter 74
31 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Look in the chimney. We're coming down with a piping hot pizza pie and some saucy Sonic scoops. Notes: The Nog Hogger, Alan’s black and white TV, P...
Chapter 73
22 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's turkey season baby, but we introduce a cornucopia of new bits and characters. We can't stop talking about Pepsi and Jimmy Neutron too. Notes: Jim...
Chapter 72
22 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, we've got a real beefy episode filled with more content than we've had in a while. And only about 20 minutes of it is us talking about Jimmy Ne...
Hogcast Doug Commentary
02 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
honestly this might be the most self indulgent thing we've ever done: a full commentary of Doug's 1st Movie.
Chapter 71
14 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Our dear friend Ravi (@goomvi) returns to talk Sonic Mania and listen to us make like two dozen different Twin Peaks and Doug references. ALSO: We're ...
Chapter 70
31 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, we got another blue check mark on the show. That's right, our friend Brian Hanson (@Brian_Hanson) has joined us to talk about a lot of bullshit...
Chapter 69
03 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's finally here folks, the weed number. And to celebrate we did a 100% clean episode. Eat your heart out, Dan Nainan. Notes: Our first 100% clean co...
Chapter 68
30 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week we invite our dear friend Sab (aka Professor Yuri aka @hinikuna_damacy) back to talk shop. Unfortunately, we spent most of the show getting ...
Chapter 67
15 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Russ and Alan defy god and eat pizza on an episode of hogcast I can barely remember despite editing it. BOOM-RAKA-SHAW! Notes: Improvised fidget spinn...
Chapter 66
24 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
You can tell we don't care about what chapter we're on anymore, because wecould very easily have made a Star Wars joke anywhere at all during the epis...
Chapter 65
01 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This took a long time to edit, and there's probably tons of little editing errors in there, but it's out, baby. IT'S OUT. UPDATE FROM ALAN: There were...
April Fools Prank 2017
01 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
UPDATE: This is an April Fool's joke that's been grafted to this feed for all eternity. Don't listen to it. That's right folks, bonus episode! We'r...
Chapter 64
29 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Our 64th episode and we don't reference that greasy little grey Nintendo Box once. Instead, we discuss intellectual things like Kurt Vonnegut, and Mit...
Chapter 63
06 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Okay, I'm gonna admit this now, I'm writing this after hitting the gym late at night. My lats are torn, my shoulders ripped, it's rough. But baby the ...
Chapter 62
11 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The best idea for a podcast is to record an episode on the day of the big game and release it a week later so it's very relevant and well thought out....
Chapter 61
24 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In an especially large, beefy episode of Hogcast, the boys basically discuss anything and everything. I swear to god we have a google doc, we just dec...