Becca Bastos: Us in 2016, Singles Cruises & Making Men Read Aloud

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What do the hosts think about swingers?

Becca Bastos 0:00
What do you have to say about swingers? I'm wondering. What are your opinions?

Why is pineapple a topic of discussion?

Becca Bastos 0:03
Why pineapple?
Olivia 0:04
I feel like they really took that. I'm like, man, I love pineapples. But it's pineapple upside down. Is that right? I feel like there will be a time when you were married and you ran into a swinger and that is, you're going to have to decide.
Becca Bastos 0:16
You guys are going to have to decide if you want to swing. Listen, if I'm 40 years into marriage and I'm a little bored, honey, swing me around.
Unknown 0:23
I met pineapple.
Unknown 0:37
welcome or welcome back to house of mar away original today's episode is presented by facebook marketplace and bridgerton for every listing there's a story jump off your pilates performer and help yourself to whatever's in the fridge the wi-fi password is ludial underscore phase all caps you should know that we have a few house rules here
Olivia 0:56
Girls are magic. Reading is hot. And so are you. Today we have our arms out. So if you want to see that on YouTube, go have a look. Adriana says she has new eight pound weights in her room. So that is probably why. Come see this.
Unknown 1:08
I am ripped. Come see the before. Phone density is scared of me.
Olivia 1:11
If you want to tune in for the after. Our fourth Mars sister is an insanely funny actress, comedian, and content creator who you may know as your eccentric Pilates instructor, overworked Long Island mom, or the down and out elf on the shelf. Her videos are a masterclass in chaotic character work, but behind the scenes, she's a self-described type A planner who scripts every single line. She's the creative mind behind the characters you send to your group chat, and she gave a voice to your luteal phase. She is a darling friend of mine, and now she's officially our sister. Welcome to the family, Becca Bastos!
Becca Bastos 1:43
Thank you for having me, guys. This is really strong for me. This is powerful to be amongst you guys.
Olivia 1:48
This is powerful.
Becca Bastos 1:49
Did we leave anything out? I mean, no. Can you be in my pocket all the time? That's nice. Who wrote that?
Olivia 1:55
We got you, girl. We got you, girl. It's cool that your legacy is luteal phase.
Becca Bastos 1:59
I'm fine with that. I got comments recently like, you taught me what the phases are. I'm like, whoa, that's cool.
Olivia 2:04
I saw that. Women are learning.
Becca Bastos 2:05
Women are learning.
Olivia 2:06
Because I see your videos and I'm like, that's so funny. I don't know when that is for me, but period.
Becca Bastos 2:10
But also it changes so much. If your cycle is regular, that's great.
Olivia 2:14
Personally, what is your favorite phase? Is it the luteal?
Becca Bastos 2:17
Okay, I love, personally, I'm an ovulation girl. I feel myself the most then, but follicular, I'm glowing and productive.
Olivia 2:27
Really? Which one's right after your period? Right after your period is follicular. That's mine. That's the best. I love it. You're lifting. I'm doing like 12 pull-ups at once. You get me into other phases, Three.
Becca Bastos 2:42
Well, more than me. That's more than I can do.
Olivia 2:46
Yeah, it's really nice.
Adriana 2:47
Anybody else's? I like two weeks after my period. So is that maybe ovulation? No, no.

What insights does Becca share about her creative process?

Adriana 2:53
Yeah, I guess ovulation.
Olivia 2:54
Obviously, I need to do my research on this. I'm not liking ovulation because I feel like a caged beast. Like a werewolf. Like a werewolf under the full moon. Tie me up.
Becca Bastos 3:04
Really? I can't be out in public for too long. No.
No.
Olivia 3:09
You see like a forearm.
Becca Bastos 3:12
For me, it's an ankle.
Olivia 3:14
Oh.
Becca Bastos 3:15
What does it about men's ankles for me?
Olivia 3:17
I don't know. That's quite slutty of you though.
Becca Bastos 3:18
I don't know if I've ever noticed one. You never noticed one? I've never noticed an ankle like that. Take a look next time. If it's like pants legs showing a little bit, sock like a little bit of a... You would have done really well in the 1800s.
Olivia 3:28
I was going to say that. Literally. I saw a mustache today and I was like... Okay. Like out in the wild. Out in the wild. It's been a wild team. So yeah, Ovulation is not doing it for me. So let's go. And I just finished Heated Rivalry. Oh! In OVU. What? I finished in OVU. I finished in OVU. You have to watch it in each phase and see what phase impacts you more. What resonates. I should. That's a good experiment. That is so funny. All right, well let's get into a little segment we like to call group chat. We just chat in the group and whatever happens, you know what I'm saying?

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