I Am The Cute One
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TGIF 5/1/26: The Cuties are Team #Jemily!
01 May 2026
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TGIF 4/24/26: The Cuties Eat Butt!
24 Apr 2026
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TGIF 4/17/26: The Cuties Make a Pixar Movie!
17 Apr 2026
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TGIF 4/10/26: The Cuties Love Athletic Nuns!
10 Apr 2026
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The Cuties Give an Important Update!
06 Apr 2026
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TGIF 4/3/26: The Cuties Talk About Amanda & West!
03 Apr 2026
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Chloe (The Cuties Talk Shit About #BoyMoms!)
30 Mar 2026
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TGIF 3/27/26: The Cuties Survived BB40!
27 Mar 2026
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Ben and Me (The Cuties Don't Have Syphilis!)
23 Mar 2026
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TGIF 3/20/26: The Cuties Celebrate Donny's Birthday!
20 Mar 2026
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The Skeleton Key (The Cuties Won't Go in Hot Topic!)
16 Mar 2026
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TGIF 3/13/26: The Cuties Don't Understand Meth Labs!
13 Mar 2026
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Swimfan (The Cuties Start a Cult!)
09 Mar 2026
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This episode originally aired 9/23/24. After the Cute Ones fight about Lifetime movie look-a-likes and Tony Danza appearing gay, they spend the ti...
TGIF 3/6/26: The Cuties Think Scream 7 Was Good!
06 Mar 2026
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My Date with the President's Daughter (The Cuties Think One of the Lawrence Brothers is Ugly!)
02 Mar 2026
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TGIF 2/27/26: The Cuties Text the Wrong Person!
27 Feb 2026
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Brokeback Mountain (The Cuties Hate Soup!)
23 Feb 2026
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TGIF 2/20/26: The Cuties Fight with Ticketmaster!
20 Feb 2026
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A Walk to Remember (The Cuties Have Flesh Colored Lips!)
16 Feb 2026
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TGIF 2/13/26: The Cuties Rob a Bank and You'll Never Believe Why!
13 Feb 2026
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Stand By Me (The Cuties Learn a New Slur!)
09 Feb 2026
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TGIF 1/6/26: The Cuties Subtweet Their Friends!
06 Feb 2026
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The Bridge to Terabithia (The Cuties Are the First Toymakers to the King!)
02 Feb 2026
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TGIF 1/30/26: The Cuties Play Where's Waldo!
31 Jan 2026
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Hope Floats: The Cuties Brainstorm the Best Ways to Beat Up 8 Year Olds!
26 Jan 2026
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TGIF 1/23/26: The Cuties Stand with Posh Spice!
23 Jan 2026
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Annie (The Cuties Sleep on Decorative Pillows!)
19 Jan 2026
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TGIF 1/16/26: The Cuties Strike it Rich with Oil, Gold, and Fracking!
16 Jan 2026
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Now that’s a horse of a different color! To prepare for this episode, Donny purchased rave lighting and Chelsea decided to bring art to life with a ...
Jumanji (The Cuties Alienate Several Fanbases!)
12 Jan 2026
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TGIF 1/9/26: The Cuties Get Bullied by Ashley Tisdale's Mom Group!
09 Jan 2026
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New Year, Same Us! (The Cuties Get Sober!)
05 Jan 2026
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TGIF 1/2/26: The Cuties' Choice Awards Part 2!
02 Jan 2026
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I'll Be Home for Christmas (The Cuties Read e.e. cummings!)
29 Dec 2025
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TGIF 12/26/25: The Cuties' Choice Awards Part 1!
26 Dec 2025
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Home For The Holidays (The Cuties Look like the Cynthia Doll!)
22 Dec 2025
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TGIF 12/19/25: The Cuties Stop Edging and J*zz All Over the Place!
19 Dec 2025
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Edward Scissorhands (The Cuties Play Knock Knock Zoom Zoom!)
15 Dec 2025
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TGIF 12/12/25: The Cuties Do a Hard Launch!
12 Dec 2025
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Krampus (The Cuties Love Melanie Lynskey!)
08 Dec 2025
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TGIF 12/5/25: The Cuties are NOT Role Models!
05 Dec 2025
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The Holiday w/ Ryan Sichelstiel (The Cuties Love Foreplay!)
01 Dec 2025
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This episode originally aired 12/18/22. To cover "The Holiday," Ryan Sichelstiel (@rysic) signs up to do a house swap of his own, but finds he'll b...
TGIF 11/28/25: The Cuties Smoke the Devil's Lettuce with Bob the Drag Queen!
28 Nov 2025
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Life-Size (The Cuties Keep Picking Up the Field Mice and Bopping Them on the Head!)
24 Nov 2025
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TGIF 11/21/25: The Cuties Speak Labubu!
21 Nov 2025
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The First Wives Club w/ @Lucyontheground (The Cuties Eat Tuna Fish!)
17 Nov 2025
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TGIF 11/14/25: The Cuties Decorate for Christmas!
14 Nov 2025
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Cuties, do you want to hear about our dreams? If not, Chelsea may break up with you on a golf course. What we do want to hear about is Lea Michele ste...
Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit (The Cuties C-U-P!)
10 Nov 2025
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The Cute Ones are cathargic this week as they cover the Karen Goldberg movie that everyone needs, Sister Act 2. The duo reminisce about middle school ...
TGIF 11/7/25: The Cuties Howl at the Moon!
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea almost unalived by a bee and got caught in a shootout this week and Donny looked like James Corden in the Cats movie, but they’re both here ...
The Running Man (The Cuties Use a BowFlex Machine!)
03 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea has done it again. The Cute Ones are watching The Running Man, a movie that hits a little too close to home. So instead, Donny forces the duo ...
TGIF 10/31/25: The Cuties Saw You From Across the Bar and Like Your Vibe!
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tell me about it, Stud. Donny and Chelsea are in their finest Grease costumes to cover the week’s hottest headlines, as well as discuss their weeks,...
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (The Cuties Love a Transatlantic Accent!)
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea and Donny finish spooky season strong, with the Bette Davis/Joan Crawford psycho-biddy hit, "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" You'll notice th...
TGIF 10/24/25: The Cuties are Terrorized by Smoke Alarms!
24 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Cute Ones have been blocked in Russia, so instead of playing music this week, Chelsea is doing us all a favor by singing. Someone needs to do Donn...
Desperate Housewives (The Cuties Drop a Surprise Bonus Episode!)
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
SURPRISE! Please enjoy this sneak peek of our bonus content, usually exclusively over on our Patreon! FOR THE REST OF OUR DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES COVERA...
Casper (The Cuties Join the Root Beer Float Club!)
20 Oct 2025
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TGIF 10/17/25: The Cuties Look Like They're in Their Forties!
17 Oct 2025
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Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (The Cuties Give Josh Hartnett a Better Name!)
13 Oct 2025
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Chelsea and Donny are continuing spooky season by covering the non-gorn 1998 horror film, Halloween: H20 (famously not starring Shannen Doherty). Then...
TGIF 10/10/25: The Cuties Go To Mall World!
10 Oct 2025
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Chelsea and Donny react to Wendy Osefo's arrest - IN REAL TIME - before discussing Donny's schedule to see Wicked: For Good five times in theaters, ha...
Innocent Blood (The Cuties Celebrate Laura Bush!)
06 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You know what they always say: every witch needs a ghost, so to start off spooky season, Donny and Chelsea are breaking down a movie without witches...
TGIF 10/3/25: The Cuties Live Like a Showgirl!
03 Oct 2025
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B*A*P*S (The Cuties Want to Know Which Celebrity You've Been Told You Look Like!)
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Donny and Chelsea are covering the cult classic that Roger Ebert called "jaw droppingly bad" - B*A*P*S, starring the AWARD WINNING ACTRESS, Halle Berr...
TGIF 9/26/25: The Cuties Get Raptured!
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea is at a funeral, and maybe we're celebrating yours because it's the I AM THE CUTE ONE RAPTURE SPECIAL! If you plan on being raptured, please s...
SE7EN (The Cuties Get into Journaling!)
22 Sep 2025
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WHAT'S IN THE BOX?! A head. And what's in this episode? A lot of chaos. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and ...
TGIF 9/19/25: The Cuties Know What You Did Last Summer
19 Sep 2025
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Donny had phone issues this week, and Chelsea had math problems. But they're here now, with Aunt Becky on the way, and they're talking about Jen Affle...
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (The Cuties Shart on Nancy Kerrigan!)
15 Sep 2025
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TGIF 9/12/25: The Cuties Are Stinky Cheese Men!
12 Sep 2025
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Now and Then (The Cuties Take a Stand Against Ice Cream Trucks!)
08 Sep 2025
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TGIF 9/5/25: The Cuties Root for Cardi B!
05 Sep 2025
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Beethoven's 2nd (The Cuties Are SO BACK!)
01 Sep 2025
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The Cute Ones are so back, and to ring in a new season - it’s Beethoven’s 2nd! So get the damn dawgs and cozy up to listen to this episode where C...
TGIF 8/29/25: The Cuties Go to Burning Man!
29 Aug 2025
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Taylor Swift is devious, Donny wants to eat smelts, Chelsea is playing Dungeons and Dragons, and the Orgy Dome was destroyed. A big week all around. ...
Summer Blockbuster Series: Spice World w/ Hannah Aaron Brown (The Cuties Throw an Alien Party!)
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This episode originally aired 1/22/23. If you couldn’t tell by Donny’s receding hairline and Chelsea’s creaky bones, it’s the 25th Anniversa...
TGIF 8/22/25: The Cuties Hire Emotional Support Twinks!
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea's going through it, and her discussion topics are here to prove it - but she's not lying! Meanwhile, Donny is not missing; he was just asking...
Summer Blockbuster Series: American Pie w/ Emily Hanks (The Cuties Hate Ice!)
18 Aug 2025
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TGIF 8/15/25: The Cuties Pick a Fight on the Internet!
15 Aug 2025
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TGIF (Cuties! We'll say it for you if you're at work)! Put your sneakers on (cc: Vanessa Hudgens' Sneakernight) and plan a party with your friends whe...
Summer Blockbuster Series: Deep Impact w/ Noor of The Reality Is (The Cuties Eat a Sandwich on the Titanic!)
11 Aug 2025
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TGIF 8/8/25: The Cuties Tumble Off Their High Horse!
08 Aug 2025
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In this episode, Donny and Chelsea explore themes of mindfulness, sleep hygeine, and the importance of being intentional with time. They discuss their...
Summer Blockbuster Series: The Royal Tenenbaums (The Cuties Get Cuckholded!)
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Great. As if Donny didn't have enough trauma from watching The Royal Tenenbaums once, we're revisiting it with this flashback episode! To access AD...
TGIF 8/1/25: The Cuties Dip Baby Toes in Soy Sauce!
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Donny's sister had her baby, but he has bigger things to talk about: his diarrhea this week, but that's nothing on what Chelsea went through this week...
Summer Blockbuster Series: In Time (The Cuties Fix Capitalism!)
28 Jul 2025
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TGIF 7/25/25: The Cuties Bite Their HR Rep!
25 Jul 2025
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Donny's fourth viewing of "I Know What You Did Last Summer" was a success that led him to do some science while Chelsea has been executing Netflix fas...
Summer Blockbuster Series: R.L. Stine's One Day at HorrorLand (The Cuties Feel Special Feelings on the Pirate Ship!)
21 Jul 2025
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TGIF 7/18/25: The Cuties Hate Love Island!
18 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea and Donny are back - after using ChatGPT, paying off debt, visiting the Rainforest Cafe, and having nightmares about Donny’s mom. The Cute O...
Summer Blockbuster Series: Soapdish w/ Eric Williams (The Cuties Love Dr. Evil!)
14 Jul 2025
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TGIF 7/11/25: The Cuties Give Unqualified Advice!
11 Jul 2025
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Summer Blockbuster Series: Sucker Punch (The Cuties Learn About Feminism!)
07 Jul 2025
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TGIF 7/4/25: The Cuties Talk About Sinners!
04 Jul 2025
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The Happening w/ Tom Hamlett (The Cuties Learn Physics!)
30 Jun 2025
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Tom Hamlett joins the Cute Ones to recap a movie that leaves you asking “What… is happening?”, The Happening. Besides talking about plants or wh...
TGIF 6/27/25: The Cuties Blow Their Work Husband!
27 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well. Chelsea opens this episode with a break down, and Donny graces us with one halfway through the episode, so maybe it's time for a day of rest for...
Love & Basketball (The Cuties Think They Can Dance!)
23 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Good for U, Cuties! Chelsea and Donny are back - although Donny’s voice is not - to cover “Love and Basketball” and to uncover Chelsea’s backg...
TGIF 6/20/25: The Cuties Get Served!
20 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Donny has recovered from a weekend with Chelsea, but have either of them recovered from seeing a community theater production of ? Maybe Chelsea’s n...
What We Do In The Shadows w/ Noor (The Cuties Love Linkin Park!)
16 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Noor may not think she looks cute today, but she's here to watch What We Do In The Shadows (although Donny - famously with no trauma - thinks it's a w...
TGIF 6/13/25 (w/ Piaget Ventus): The Cuties Start a Group Chat!
13 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Every day is a spirit day at this podcast (and at Coco and Sapphire’s school), and today’s themes are boat wear, celebrity scarves, and iconic gue...
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (The Cuties Get a Nose Job!)
09 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Getting elbowed in the face is not suggested after a nose job, and neither is watching “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” if you don’t like wasting ti...
TGIF 6/6/25 (w/ Kendrick Tucker): The Cuties Play Russian Roulette!
06 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What a week, Cuties! Avril Lavigne… or Melissa, flies, home improvement projects, and Harriet Tubman got the Cute Ones through their weeks, but now ...
Predestination w/ Chelsea's Brother (The Cuties Are Their Own Grandpa!)
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chelchella has arrived, and Donny is in Hell-chella (we're workshopping it). He may have only understood 98% of Predestination, but luckily he has Che...
TGIF 5/30/25: The Cuties Try Out Toxic Positivity!
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It was a week of crash outs for the Cute Ones, but they’re on the other side of it (mostly) and ready to talk about everything else that happened th...
A Goofy Movie (The Cuties Hate The Beatles!)
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a High Holy Day! Chelsea’s phone is broken, and she’s forced to get a new one. But also, the Cute Ones are watching “A Goofy Movie” (a ...
TGIF 5/23/25: The Cuties Plan a Jail Break!
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Donny is 50 days sober, so emotionally, he's zooting (look it up) himself up in space, while Chelsea is making sure liquor store employees listen to t...
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (The Cuties Get Political!)
19 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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TGIF 5/16/25 (w/ Fixing Famous People): The Cuties Piss Off Chris Franjola!
16 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Donny and Chelsea waste no time shooting the elephants in the room (and they don’t include breakaway pants), and then Chelsea teaches an etiquette c...
What Lies Beneath (The Cuties Summon a Demon!)
12 May 2025
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