MAGA's Worst Nightmare Exposes Trump's Lies; His Plan Implodes
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What warning does the host give to Fox News producers at the start of the episode?
All right, to the Fox News producers, to the Newsmax producers, to Bright Bart, to Libs of TikTok, I would like to issue a trigger warning. Regarding my next guest. He is bisexual. And he was raised by five. One, two, three, four, five gay. He was raised in the crime-ridden hellscape socialist Momdanistan Brooklyn woke sharia out the wazoo. He is also the host of Recess Therapy, Celebrity Substitute, the new YouTube hit sensation outside tonight, and the author of a new. Book called How to Grow Up Without Becoming a Grown Up that comes out this August 4th. Please welcome. To I've had it weekend, Julian Shapiro Barnum Ju
That was the best intro I've ever gotten.
Well, you know, these Fox producers watch me all the time. And so I had to issue a trigger warning because you are what they warn everybody about.
So when I was a so yes, this is true. I have five gay parents. I was raised by three moms and two dads. And like when I was, you know, around high school, we started to joke that like I was a conservative's worst nightmare. Raised by and even now, like raised by big gay family and I and I work with kids.
Right.
I know.
If you could have only shown up with like blue hair,
I know. I should lean in maybe a bunch. I should lean in maybe
a bunch of like pins. Yes. They're they're real they're really
talking about my pronouns more.
I'm gonna pr what are your pronouns?
You know, I'm gonna disappoint he, him. Minor she her. Look at us, sis. Let me ask you.
Let me ask you a question.
Please
do. We were talking about this on our other podcast the other day. An AI actress or actor. Sure. I do not think an AI character should get human pronouns. I think an AI character is an it it. Yes, isn't it it?
Well, I don't even look, let's just l let's I don't think we should humanize the robots. I don't want to even get that far with it. I don't want that I look, I I have a BFA in acting and I and it wasn't fun to get. I don't think we should even entertain the AI actor thing. I
agree.
I I I think it's boring.
Yeah.
I think it's hard to look at. And I agree. Let's not give them pronouns. Yes. Unless they ask for it.
No. No. I don't think we should be um subservient to these robots, but I want to dive into the five gay parents. Let's do okay, let's do roll call.
Start Do you want the story? I
want the whole story. It's fascinating. So
here's how it happened. Okay. So my mom's Nicole and Lauren, they met in law school, and they were a couple, a lesbian couple no less. Okay. And they wanted to have a baby. Okay. And so they asked their friends, my dad's, a gay couple, Michael and Lauren, if they would be the sperm donor to each of them. And so they had me and my brother and sister, Ellis and Shay. And then when I was two, my moms broke up and they met other women and they raised uh so the so when I was a kid there were six parents, but there was an amicable uncoupling and there's really five. But so from like, you know, two years old to eleven years old, I was raised in Park Slope by six gay parents, me and my brother and sister.
Okay.
Um, brother and sister gay also.
Really. So big clear five way. You can't get
rid of it.
Yeah.
But yeah.
Okay, so lots of questions. So the mom what were the mom's names?
Nicole, Sophia, and Lauren. Dad, Lauren, also. Sophia Lauren. Exactly. Okay.
Nicole, Sophia, and Lauren. So when they approach the gay male couple. How do you decide who gets whose sperm? I mean, that's like fascinating to me. I
you know, I always like to imagine what that conversation was like. I've asked them about it and I th I you know, I I don't a hundred percent know what happened, but I like to imagine that they like s took them out to a nice dinner and they were like Hey, you know, so like also we'd like love love to have your sperm. Uh and also the unagi role. Um, but I think I think it was actually a multi year conversation. Um, and my one dad, Michael, was the sperm donor to both of them. Uh both my moms. So my brother and sister and I have the same dad and we were all raised as siblings together.
Okay, when you say you were all raised together, I picture like this hippie, gay, commune, where they're basket weaving and doing things like that.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What warning does the host give to Fox News producers at the start of the episode?
0:00–4:46
2
Why does the host argue that AI characters should not be given human pronouns?
4:46–6:46
3
How does the guest describe growing up with five gay parents and a blended family?
6:46–15:27
4
What inspired the creation of the outdoor late‑night show “Outside Tonight”?
15:27–25:14
5
How does the guest critique “traditional family values” promoted by MAGA and Trump?
25:14–34:49
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