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Bits & Bobs | Ireland's forgotten friendly, Dan's dentist trip, World Cup TV schedule

14 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What dental issue is Dan facing and how is he preparing for it?

2.107 - 24.19 Joe

This is an Irish independent podcast. Now, you're welcome. We're coming to you on a Thursday. It is two o'clock. It's a pre-kend edition. We're going on a Thursday because I'm not here tomorrow. I'm at a wedding and we're going at two o'clock because Dan McDonald has a dentist appointment at half three and insisted we start promptly at two o'clock.

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24.23 - 31.017 Joe

And so one of the few times I would say we've started pretty much on the nose. Will is here as well, William. Oh, Joe.

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30.997 - 59.772 Dan

dentist appointment half three Dan hope it's just typical six month check in as opposed to something more serious no I need to get something taken out taken out taken out I have an alarm set on my watch now to go off because I have to take a painkiller an hour in advance so what time well I have to take it like an hour before so it's around 40 minutes into the into the show here so give or take I hear a sort of a rustling sort of sound it's like what's going on there

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59.752 - 62.556 Joe

And what's happened here? Your tooth. Too much Fanta.

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62.857 - 72.491 Dan

Yeah. Actually, your carbonated drinks, that could be the issue. The legacy of the... I can't even take Fanta now. I get too paranoid about it.

72.551 - 73.172 Joe

In case you're seen.

73.332 - 83.127 Dan

Yeah, it's terrible. And I'm talking about terrible main character energy. It's just because I got done on my own street. Nowhere is safe. I was up north recently and I said, this is safe ground, I'll have one.

83.107 - 87.152 Joe

It wasn't that you drank Fanta. It was 9.30 in the morning. It was a time.

87.292 - 92.359 Dan

No, but I just feel like... Chilling. I just feel like now you could be spotted at the wrong time. There he goes again.

Chapter 2: What makes Ireland a friendly country and how is it perceived?

92.599 - 95.202 Dan

And of course, nobody is actually looking, but in your own head, of course.

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95.222 - 95.883 Joe

Which tooth is it?

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96.464 - 114.667 Dan

So it's lower towards the back, yeah. And it broke a while ago. A bit of it broke off. I thought I could get by. But then I went in and it's just a bit of pain there or a bit of looseness there. And I went in earlier this week to say, look... I'm about to go away for, like, I'm going to be out of country for sort of like nine of the next 10 weeks.

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115.047 - 134.07 Dan

And I was like, I was like, do you reckon I could get by till later in the year? And it was like, basically I was told that if you were on a tourist service somewhere in the army, you would just, you would be told to take this out straight away because you could just get up into the air at like whatever, 30,000 feet and then bad, bad stuff could happen.

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134.371 - 141.66 Dan

So I'm going to be getting a lot of flights in the next period of time with the World Cup and so on. So the advice was, Just get it done.

141.68 - 144.704 Joe

Oh, really? The pressure actually would play out? What would happen?

144.765 - 154.52 Dan

You could just land as the hypothetical scenario was. Landing in New York would just like... Your face is swollen. And then you're like, well, what do you do? You know, where do you go?

154.68 - 160.409 Will

As strong as a painkiller, you'll be popping midway through the podcast. Will you start kind of talking loosely and extemporaneously?

161.07 - 166.438 Dan

Exactly. The last 15, 20 minutes of the show could be a thrill ride. I feel like you two are holiday buddies.

Chapter 3: What viral hurling save has captured attention in the US?

177.675 - 178.696 Will

How long will you be overlapping?

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179.117 - 183.143 Joe

Oh, five, six days. Too long to not potentially meet up without it being rude.

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183.163 - 184.104 Dan

It's really busy, yeah.

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184.124 - 185.927 Will

What's the over-under on how many times you'll meet up?

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186.207 - 191.295 Joe

1.5? 0.5? Over 0.5. 0.5. You're not going to meet up? I think there's a good chance we won't.

191.275 - 205.471 Dan

Oh, yeah. I think, well, hang on. Why would we meet up? You're not friends. There's a slight difference. We're there with our families. We spend more time with each other. Also, he has a crucial point as well. Joe Malloy is a man of comfort. He has an all-inclusive thing going on.

205.932 - 221.029 Dan

Oh, you're shoveling the family off out to... No, no, he's not all-inclusive going on because if he leaves the property, he might have to pay for something somewhere else. Whereas, like, we don't have that. So we might actually go out to the town and have something to eat where you can naturally say drop in. But I feel like Joe could do that and then he'd be angsty. He'd be like...

221.684 - 231.093 Dan

The buffet is coming up around half six and I've paid for it already. You could meet up for the Champions League final. Would you not meet up and watch the Champions League final? I'm now back in Ireland for that.

Chapter 4: How does LIV Golf compare to horse racing?

231.273 - 234.877 Dan

There's the last day of the Premier League. Are you in for that?

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234.897 - 253.817 Joe

No, you might be just... I'm flying out on the last day of the Premier League. I'm going to miss it. Come here though. You might catch up once. The issue is not so much that, albeit having to doubly pay for a meal would be you know, upsetting that I paid for a meal back at the place. You know, that wouldn't sit well with me. I can tell that's really the issue here.

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253.837 - 258.368 Joe

But I can't just say, oh, you take the two kids, I'm just heading off to meet Dan McDonald.

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258.388 - 259.671 Dan

I just have to bring the kids. Where?

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259.691 - 264.583 Joe

What are we going to, what am I going to do with two kids in baking heat while we sit and have a coffee and just

264.952 - 285.913 Dan

gossip you haven't left I mean this could be really bad content but I can recommend some places like there's a beach there things you can do lounge your side by side I've got a one year old lounge your side by side with Dan what's he going to do on a beach bring him during his nap he can sleep with the bring him during his nap yeah take him out for a walk in the buggy yeah

286.298 - 288.664 Will

Dan joined you. That's a crazy problem.

288.684 - 288.925 Dan

Yeah.

289.085 - 289.707 Will

Crazy idea.

Chapter 5: What is the significance of the upcoming World Cup for the guests?

325.758 - 326.84 Joe

Though I started reading The Correspondence.

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326.86 - 328.844 Dan

You spend the time with your kids, Joe. You're on holidays.

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329.104 - 344.711 Joe

In bed, though. Like, I plan to watch no TV, not look at my phone. I'm just going to read. That's all I'm going to do is read. I started reading The Correspondence. Someone recommended it to me. Very, very good so far. Interesting. But, yeah, no. Screens free. The Kindle. I guess that's a screen. No, that's what I plan on doing.

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345.172 - 347.195 Dan

Yeah. I'll see you there.

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347.215 - 360.871 Joe

And spending time with the family. So we're a little bit light today on Bits and Bobs, we feel. We did a beefy football show, which is very good. Richard Fitzpatrick was on, has written some great books on Spanish football.

361.292 - 379.621 Joe

He was so good on this Florentino Perez press conference this week, which was such a 90-minute disaster that Perez then went on television the next night to try and repair the damage and then gave us great stuff on the inner workings of the Madrid dressing room. For instance, I just, I feel like it should be a bigger story. I didn't know that Jude Bellingham and Mbappe do not like each other.

379.902 - 405.53 Joe

And this is just a very public knowledge over there. So he was very good. And then he was excellent as well. Barcelona, Le Minimal, the Palestinian flag on the open top parade, you know, 18 years of age going so publicly strongly in such a kind of high profile way. in, I guess, support of the Palestinian cause was eye-catching for, you know, the heir to Messi and Ronaldo.

Chapter 6: How are the World Cup matches scheduled and what challenges do they present?

405.63 - 410.655 Joe

So all of that with Richard Fitzpatrick. And of course, we talked a little bit of Scottish football as well came up, Dan.

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412.217 - 412.738 Dan

What a season.

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412.898 - 431.04 Joe

Yeah. Don't want to go overboard on Scottish football because we have done it in a football show. But I know you follow this story closely. Since you were wrong when Will and I said that Martin O'Neill could come back. Since then, you dismiss that as nonsense. They'd be in seventh if they'd followed you.

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431.18 - 444.279 Dan

I was assuming they were going to come back and be 15 points clear. The way it was spoken about, Martin O'Neill would come back and it'd be straightforward. It's amazing. They've been playing so badly a lot of times, Celtic, and they've somehow got there.

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444.299 - 450.327 Joe

It's amazing. In just the games that O'Neill's managed versus Hearts, Celtic are 13 points clear. So he hasn't been that badly.

450.307 - 470.105 Dan

Yeah, oh, come on. Have you watched their games? like it's been powered by something. It's an amazing thing. Martin Neil just has this ability and it's very hard to explain it. So I was actually writing a piece about it. I was watching his interview last night and like he gave this line of, you know, whatever we lack and we may lack certain things.

470.566 - 482.862 Dan

And I searched that specific phrase in my Gmail to find like loads of the same quotes from 2015 after Ireland beat Bosnia. And it's all, it's very Martin Neil, like what we will lack. It's almost like, look what I'm dealing with here.

482.842 - 510.773 Dan

look what I'm dealing with whatever we lack we get it done I mean they've got four winning goals after 98 minutes and like they haven't been the better team in very many of these games but they're just there he finds a way to win there is something remarkable about it but like that's the thing like there's just this magic that's very hard to explain and my point would have been that during the caretaker stint like Saturday weren't even playing particularly one or two games in Europe where they look good but a lot of time

510.753 - 534.212 Joe

they're just getting over the line and that's what they've it's like it's not sustainable what they're doing over a period of time but it's got them to where they are now I talked to a former Irish player once off the record so I mean you know but what is you know the magic just that O'Neill has versus what does Stephen Kenny not have because Kenny was the manager at the time you know

Chapter 7: What are the implications of the Ireland-Granada friendly match?

539.629 - 543.637 Dan

It's like guessing who it is. I think I know who it is, actually. Do you? Yeah, I think I do.

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543.737 - 546.743 Joe

Right, okay. I don't think you do. I think you'd be surprised that our paths crossed.

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547.725 - 549.688 Dan

Okay. Let's stick with it.

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549.708 - 574.054 Joe

And his sense was like... In many ways, it was just counterintuitive. There wasn't ferocious work on the training ground. There was just like this air of intensity and particularly the week of big matches. It was quite bad cop, bad cop. Yeah. Roy and Martin. What are you doing? What are you? What about you? You know, all week prodding. Prodding all week.

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574.434 - 593.182 Joe

Not a very pleasant experience to be around. But come match time... The whole place was in a very heightened state and bulletproof. And like, are you ready to go now? And it was out the door and out we go. And you could kind of feel that in some of the performances, Cardiff away when McLean scored, you know, some of those nights.

593.322 - 601.11 Joe

And, you know, by contrast, it was like Stephen Kenny on paper doing all the right things. He's like, you know, and tell me about your family. And, you know, let's get to know you, the person.

Chapter 8: What insights are shared about Keith Andrews and his managerial achievements?

601.171 - 605.475 Joe

And, you know, it's OK. We're just trying to pass it out. If you make a mistake, that's going to happen.

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605.455 - 621.726 Dan

It's hard to argue. There's no doubt that, say, under Kennedy, they did a lot more things around the hotel you should probably do, you know, in terms of like meetings and analysis. And I think even just how they went about certain things. But there's almost this intangible thing that's hard to explain.

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621.706 - 638.822 Dan

And that's why when it unraveled, it eventually did just unravel because it wasn't probably sustainable for like a dynasty of like six, seven years like that. And then the profile of the dressing room changed and they came to a point where these younger lads just needed it, you know.

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639.543 - 649.452 Joe

So that's 12.30 on Saturday. It's going to be an extraordinary occasion. I mean, I think that's the must watch thing of the weekend in many ways. Premier League goes on.

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649.533 - 674.123 Joe

League of Ireland FA Cup final on Saturday Hurling Tipperary against Clare in particular on Saturday evening that's in GA Plus and Leinster Hurling is very lively at the moment with Offaly bringing some jeopardy into the equation Kilkenny certainly can't afford to slip up against Kildare we have two provincial football finals Ulster and Leinster they're both on Sunday URC final round

674.288 - 695.463 Joe

Ireland Scotland on Sunday as well on Virgin I'll be doing that game 28,000 coming to the Aviva Stadium on Sunday and then USPGA is ongoing as we speak Rory McIlroy's blister is okay everybody never seen so much coverage of a blister ripping his toenail off that was that was gnarly yeah my toenail came off the other week really? the big one He ripped it off.

695.483 - 704.516 Joe

There was a blister underneath so he couldn't get at it. I didn't fully understand that. The blister under the nail? Anyway, the toenail came off. I presume he got a medical professional to take it off.

704.536 - 709.904 Will

No, he ripped it off in the shower. I saw his quotes. Oh, he just did it himself? Yeah. Did he? I think so. Softened it up with some hot water.

709.924 - 710.404 Joe

Golfers.

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