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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
It's a lot. It's a lot. Everyone, we're here with the gorgeous, angelic author, blue-eyed Kayla Jade. How are you going, gorgeous angel girl? I'm good, girl. That's good because we just did a whole hour podcast. We're pretending that I haven't seen you. And we did this morning. Yeah, I also did radio this morning. Yeah, I'm going. I'm obsessed with her today. It's a Kayla Jade kind of day.
Kayla's here promoting her book, Call Girl Confidential. Link in the show notes to pre-order or order. Is it pre-order or order?
Order, baby.
Full-blown order you can get in your little hands. So exciting. If you want to hear about the book, go and listen to this week's episode with Kayla. But today we're talking about something that we mentioned in the episode but we didn't get too deep into and that is your Barch BBL. Barch BBL bitch. Barch BBL bitch. What the hell happened? Tell me everything start to finish.
I'm ready. I mean, it was a long time ago now, but let's go back. Basically, when I first started OnlyFans, you know, I got a little bit of money, a little bit of cash behind me. And I was like, well, in my brain, I was thinking I'm going to invest this in my body. And that's when I was like... I'm going to get a BBL. But I did cheapen out.
I did because I heard that everyone was getting BBLs in Turkey. So I was like, go to Turkey. It's half the price. You know, it was only like 10K for a BBL. And that's like, well, it was probably like 12K, I think. But that was like flights, accommodation. It was like a package deal. Oh, right. Yeah, package deal BBL.
Okay.
So I got on the plane to Istanbul. It was like... A 16-hour flight, I think it is. Okay. Yeah, long way. Long way. Long way to trip over. And before I went, I had like a consultation with the clinic on WhatsApp and their reviews were amazing. Like their before and afters were incredible. They were really good at communication, things like that. So I was like, great.
So I went over there and landed in Istanbul, met the driver, And he took me to the clinic to go and have a consult with the doctor or, like, have a look. And I was waiting there for about half an hour. Like, doctors know where to be seen. So we get a call.
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Chapter 2: What prompted Kayla Jade to get a BBL in Turkey?
Oh, actually, he's at the hospital. So we have to drive to the hospital. And I get there. I hand over my passport and the remaining cash. Like, I knew that was going to happen. Like, I knew they were going to take my passport and, you know. And cash.
Yeah.
Yeah, it had to be cash, yeah. Okay. So paid for the remainder of the BBL. And we're walking around this hospital trying to find the doctor. And mind you, like no one speaks, like it's very little English spoken, like the driver and everything. So I didn't really know what was going on. Yeah. Trying to find the doctor is so crazy.
So we were walking around this hospital. Thank you. Where are you?
Come out. Nowhere to be seen.
Yeah.
I honestly like we're walking around for like 40 minutes going into different rooms. He's not there. They can't get a hold of him. And then we get a call and he's back at the clinic. What's he doing? So we have to tag on him. Jesus. So we have to drive all the way back to the clinic and I see the doctor.
I'm undressed and he looks at my body and he's like, oh, you don't have enough fat for this BBL.
Because a BBL is you take out fat from, what, your stomach area?
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Chapter 3: What were the initial steps Kayla took before her surgery?
I was literally paralyzed. I could hear like the doctors talking. And I just remember being in my head being like screaming. but I couldn't do anything and I could feel like just tears running down my eyes.
And your eyes are closed obviously because they taped them shut, right?
Yeah, and I was just like I could feel the tears streaming down and I just felt like I was like locked in a cage in my head being like, someone help me. Yes. Yeah, so I ended up, I don't know, passing out I guess from the pain.
Because it would have been like the pain obviously, I mean, duh, it's painful, but. You know how sometimes you have a painful thing? Like when I had a kidney infection once, I was in so much pain that I said I actually can't comprehend how much pain I'm in. Like this is like a shocking level. I've never been in this pain in my life.
Was it like ā it would have been a million times worse than that obviously. But what like ā what was going through your head in terms of like ā
I mean, honestly, I don't remember much about it other than the fact that I was in so much pain and I could just hear people talking. And it was a very, like, it was a very weird thing. I could just feel the fat getting ripped off my skin. Yeah. And then I woke up. And I was just in excruciating pain. I was vomiting blood. I was like delirious. I was so like I was shaking. I was so cold.
And they had me when I woke up, I was lying down on my
my back and basically anyone that knows a BBL knows that you can't sit on your butt for two weeks because the fat cells will die um so that's what I had like learned through my research and I was trying to tell the nurses like I can't like can you help flip me over because I couldn't I literally couldn't get myself up or anything I was in so much pain lying there and they were like no it's fine like don't worry about it like this is how we do it here and so
I just had to lie there thinking like, well, my results might be affected from this, you know, but I mean, I couldn't move. So literally is what it is. Yeah, basically as soon as I was awake from surgery, it was like, they were just trying to kick me out pretty much like to, you know, bring in the next people. So they were getting me up, like trying to walk, but I couldn't walk. I couldn't move.
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Chapter 4: What unexpected events occurred during Kayla's surgery?
Thank you so much, gorgeous.
Thanks for having me.
It's a lot, isn't it?