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Chapter 1: What challenges does Bryon face with the bimbo lifestyle?
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Ready? One, two, three. Patriots, gay triots, they triots, black triots, brown triots, we love you. All of MAGA can do wet pumps. Fuck off! Pumps, what have you had it with?
What I've had it with is bathing suit shopping. It has just been a minefield for me. The sagging dragons create a huge issue when bathing suit shopping because you get a cute top and it's super cute. But then when your boobs are your belly button, it's not as cute. And so then I'm noticing like the super high cuts on the one piece are And like it just it's disastrous for me bathing suit shopping.
It just is the stomach. We can't I can't even talk. about the stomach, but I was going through, I mean, I even went to the fucking mall. That's how desperate I am. And I was in there and I was just like, no, none of these are going to work. So I'm just really on the struggle bus with the bathing suit shopping. So I've just had it. I really feel like there's not like you have saggy boobs.
If your stomach is fluffy, we need to design for those women. Somebody do that.
I've always seen you when we go to Mexico in these like tankinis and they always look so cute on you. That's the thing.
It's like tankinis have just disappeared from the universe. And even though that was your jam and they look so good on you. It's my whole jam and I cannot find any. And I'm just really reluctant to buy one piece and pull the thing over. I mean, I know I just learned about it and maybe it's super normal for people, but I just feel like I'm going to get a saggy crotch.
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Chapter 2: Why are traditional wives reacting to Anne Hathaway's pregnancy?
So I'm just, I'm struggling. Why don't you elaborate for the listener on what the pull the thing over means?
OK, so I always have shied away from a one piece because I thought you had to completely undress yourself every time you had to pee. My girlfriend, Liz, says, no, you just pull it over like the crotch over and pee. I'd never heard this before. And I did. I mean, I've done it once or twice, but it just feels weird.
So but my options are completely get naked in a public restroom or pull my crotch over and risk the entire bee showing up from the side profile and me not knowing it. So I'm just, I'm struggling. So I've had it with bathing suits.
I think what's more alarming is the disappearance of the tankini from the... That was your jam.
Chapter 3: What frustrations do the hosts express about bathing suit shopping?
You look so cute in them. I want a tankini.
I don't want to show my stomach because it looks like... Just a big goo brain. It looks like a brain that was just plopped on my stomach. Just like wrinkly and crepey. But the tankini, the lack of tankini has just really been a problem for me.
Nobody rocks a tankini like you do. They look so good on you.
And I feel like tankinis have a little more support for the girls. Because a regular bathing suit, like obviously I can't wear a swimsuit because the brain on my stomach. But I feel like you get more support when you have a tankini.
And you can't find a one, not one.
I mean, I have found a couple that they're lackluster at best. So I don't know. It's a struggle. The struggle is real.
All right. I've had it. I'm sorry about that because that's really frustrating. And the tankini was like, it was your go-to for years, for years. And they always look great on you. I've had it with people who, over policing in this moment. And here's an example. Pumps and I were on a podcast a couple of days ago and it was, I think it's called Dry Air.
It was Steve Schmidt and his partner, not gay partner, podcast partner. I'm digging it right here. I'm digging in it. But anyway, his podcast partner. we were calling J.D. Vance a pussy. And they were like, we need to take that word back. Like, you know, we think that's what they need to be called. But then there's like, you know, Dolores online from, you know, Toledo, Ohio, who's mad about it.
And I just think that like, and I've gotten those comments like, ladies, don't call a maggot man a pussy. A pussy gives birth and it is a strong, great organ and we need to embrace it and blah, blah, blah. in a perfect world where we have fucking nothing to get upset about, I'm all for it. Let's have the conversation, correct me. Let's talk about, should we call a man a pussy?
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts feel about the disappearance of tankinis?
I'll welcome it. I'll sit down, I'll go to tribunals over it. I'll try to make my case. I would even serve a stint in like, you know, online jail timeout or whatever for violating this. But now is not the time to do that. Now is not the time to, Correct everybody online when they're on your side. It's just a waste of time.
I completely agree. And I think another word that I see a lot of comments about, they get mad that we say titty baby.
just like what else are they cunt these who gets mad about titty baby people in the comment comments like i just wish you wouldn't say titty and i'm just like shut the fuck up like we have bigger fish to fry right seriously you're gonna be mad about that i also think the word cunts underused and everybody acts like it's just so it's just such a bad word
Well, you know, there's a cultural thing like in the UK and Australia is like the way we use asshole or bitch. Right. But here I think it's like the Puritan culture that we have about using certain words. And I agree there are words that are horrible. But pussy and titty, I mean, come on, you just can't take everything away from everybody. You can't take democracy.
As a woman, I think we get to call somebody a pussy. I completely agree. I think that I think it's very well used. And I think titty baby. I mean, that's just that I'll fight to the death to keep titty baby.
Yeah, we've always said titty baby. Always, always titty. That's just a titty baby. You're just crying around and whining around and you're a victim. You're just a titty baby. I mean, we must have called my ex-husband a titty baby up in the millions of times.
Oh, yeah, he is. Still. I mean, to this day, we're still dealing with an active titty baby. But I just think like people on the left, if you pretty much agree with everybody on everything, pump the brakes on going in and correcting people for calling somebody like Stephen Miller or JD Vance a pussy, Marco Rubio, pussy, Ted Cruz, what is he pumps? Fucking pussy. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
So I've had it with that. I want people to lighten up about that shit. You know, it's stupid. All right. Welcome to I've had it. America's FIFA podcast. Prize-winning podcast. I just thought, I want to make up awards for us.
Do you know that with our award, we get to lift the championship trophy at FIFA? Like, Trump has made a deal with FIFA that he'll be the first one to lift up the trophy at the end of the soccer games.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of calling out MAGA figures?
For those of you that want political hits to know what's going on, pause this podcast, go to wherever you get your podcasts, or to YouTube and subscribe to iHip News is the name of it. iHip News. On YouTube, it all comes on one channel. But anyway, this is the one where we talk about pumps shitting in a cup and more disturbing news. Big Titty Brian is back in the news. What? I did not know that.
Yeah, pop this up. The New York Post is reporting that Kristi Noem's cross-dressing hubby, Brian, allegedly continued messaging dominatrix after bombshell report. He says, I've been a really bad boy. So the dominatrix is bringing receipts to these claims. Pop this up.
Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem's cross-dressing husband, Brian, or as we refer to him here on I've Had It and IHIP News, Big Titty Brian, allegedly sent a pathetic, sexually charged text message to a sex worker more than a month after his bizarre bimbofication fetish was exposed in a bombshell report.
Shai Sotomayor, a dominatrix who allegedly had a secret years-long online tryst with Big Titty Brian, claimed the ex-DHS secretary's husband reached out to her as recently as last month during an appearance on the podcast Uncloseted with Spencer McNaughton. And Big Titty Brian writes, I've been a really bad boy. on May 17th.
And then now she's sharing how Kristi Noem may have caught him in the act. Let's pop this up. Sotomayor further alleged that during a phone conversation she had with Big Titty Brian in January, she heard Kristi Noem confront her husband about whom he was speaking to. It was a normal conversation. And all I hear is, who are you talking to?
Sotomayor recalled, suggesting that Kristi had walked in on Big Titty Brian. And I was just like, that's a woman.
So when was the big reveal? Was it like in March? Like all this came out in March and he still don't remember things.
But here's the thing. Of course, he likes a dominatrix. So the fact that he got in trouble for all of this is probably rather arousing for him. So he is probably just dying to text me like, I've been a really bad boy. You know, I want you to punish me. Because I'm still a trans bimbo slut. Remember, those are his words, not mine. Which here's the thing.
Like, Big Titty Brian, I want Big Titty Brian to be able to put on his big titties and have the dominatrix browbeat him and do all the stuff that he wants to do. I just think it's rather interesting that MAGA has not really addressed this. I want MAGA to address it. I want MAGA to address the Big Titty Brian thing.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts discuss the significance of language in politics?
There is a compulsion that they think what other people do is their business. They're always up in everybody's shit, trying to convert people, judging people. You should do this. You should do that. You should say this. You should say that. Shut the fuck up. Go to your Bible study. Go do missionary with your husband before he gets to his Grindr app.
and leave everybody else out of it like if this if somebody wants to be a trad wife i don't really care what i care about is everybody In the MAGA movement, they want everybody to be the same person. They want everybody to believe the same things, have the same thoughts, have the same political beliefs, religious beliefs, the same personality, the same life.
Like, it's just a vanilla bore that I can't wrap my head around that people will fight for that. Like, I love disagreement. I love diversity. I love everybody having different takes on stuff. Like, they're... Their fight for everybody to be the same person. I've lived around these women. You literally cannot distinguish from one woman to the next. They're all the exact same person.
It is Stepford mania, boredom out the wazoo. And then guess what happens? Like Pumps and I can tell you, these women, we found out a bunch of these Bible women, they're going to like... Midlife Lesbianism Switch, which I support, not my business.
Or remember that one gal that was running around going to like, she started going to massage parlors and having some guy get her off, which again, I support.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so this is a true story. Happy ending massages became a thing in this group. There was a place in the city you could get... a happy ending massage. And it was like several women were going that I knew. I mean, and they were talking about it openly. It wasn't like I heard it through the grapevine. I heard it from their mouths. So it's just, here's the thing.
And I don't know why I always think about this. Like they want everybody to have their religion. But you absolutely cannot suggest that they should be in your religion or should not have a religion. It has to be what they think and they believe. I've talked about it a million times, but that is how I was raised to believe that everyone would be better off
And I would be doing somebody a favor if I brought them into the church. Never was it given a thought that somebody's independent, what their beliefs was important as your beliefs for them. So your beliefs to you are important, but my beliefs are more important for you. That's the fundamental thing.
And it's just repeated indoctrination over and over that you should be able to tell other people how to live their lives.
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