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I've Had It

Failed Trust Fund Baby

13 Mar 2025

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An orange toddler and a failed drag queen walk into an Oval Office... Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: This episode is brought to you by Booking.com: Find exactly what you’re booking for on Booking.com, Booking.YEAH! Addyi, The Little Pink Pill: See full prescribing information and medication guide, including boxed warning for severe low blood pressure and fainting, at http://addyi.com/pi Homes.com: When it comes to finding a home - not just a house - we have everything you need to know, all in one place. https://homes.com. We’ve done your home work. RoBody: Go to https://ro.co/HADIT to see if you qualify. June's Journey: Please download by clicking https://wooga-junes-journey.onelink.me/M4rK/de6f3d47?c=jj_us_mobile_proseeders_uspodcast_ivehadit_march25 or by scanning our QR code. Follow Us:  I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumpsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0.249 - 66.196 Angela D. Beaver

Booking.com. Booking. Yeah. Yeah. So we're supposed to start the podcast. Ready? One, two, three. Patriot. Patriots. Gay-triots. They-triots. It is the dawning of a beaver, Angela D. Beaver, America's best DEI podcaster here with you deep in the bowels of Trump's America. And the bowels is the absolutely perfect description. Yeah. All right, Pumps, what have you had it with?

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66.337 - 80.124 Angela D. Beaver

Okay, what I've had it with... is door to door solicitations for services. Why do we both sound slightly drunk today? I can't say solicitation. I said patriots. You're like solicitations.

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82.185 - 88.909 Unknown Speaker

We both like this. This is we're we're eight weeks in or seven weeks in to Trump's America and we can barely talk.

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89.129 - 89.349 Angie "Pumps" Sullivan

Yeah.

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89.409 - 112.433 Unknown Speaker

You sound like Mike Wazowski. I'm slurring stone cold sober. We got a lot of problems. All right. It's only going to get worse. Okay. When people come to your door and they try to sell you shit, first of all, I don't want your window washing services. I don't want your pest services. I don't want any of the crap you're coming to my door to ruin my evening slash weekend, rile my dogs up.

113.434 - 140.417 Unknown Speaker

And if I did want any of those services, I would go on what's called the World Wide Web and I would find somebody to do it. But now after you've come to my house directly, screwed up my entire vibe and left your crappy flyer on my porch, if I need any of those services, the person I won't use is is the person that came to my door and disturbed me in my private time. That drives me crazy.

140.437 - 142.118 Unknown Speaker

It was bad enough when the Mormons were doing it.

142.598 - 161.752 Angela D. Beaver

Now we've got people just willy-nilly coming to your door. I am 100% in agreement with you. I don't like forced capitalism, and that's what this is. They are forcing it upon you in the privacy of your own home. And even if I thought it was a really great service and I really needed the service, I

163.433 - 192.318 Angela D. Beaver

Because they came to my front door without my consent and disturbed my alone time, my home time, it will always be a no. Right. And I do want to talk about the Mormons a bit. Okay. Because they're always fun to beat up on. They're so good. Here's what's so hilarious about Mormons. If you have a cult, right, and you're all in this cult and it's the Mormons.

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