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Ready? One, two, three. Patriots. Gay-triots. They-triots. Caw-caw! All right, listen up. I want to talk to you all about something I've been putting a lot of thought into. I've been thinking about this more than I care to admit. And it's regarding a grievance that Pumps had a couple weeks ago where she engaged with a man about putting up her Christmas lights. And then in turn...
He wanted to have a lot of meetings, a lot of text messages, a lot of phone calls, a lot of follow-up. He wanted to overcomplicate it. And it's just really been sitting in my craw. And so I've been thinking about what happens when the lights come down. And I have a proposal for you. Okay. I say you start playing offense immediately, okay?
I mean, it's just after Thanksgiving, you have the entire month of December, and I say you start texting this guy and saying, hey, I've been thinking a lot about how we're going to get the lights down, and I want to go over a few scenarios with you. Do you have time to talk? And then you get him on the phone, and no matter what, Keep him on. Do not let him land the plane.
Do not let him off the phone. He's like, well, really, I don't think it's going to be that complicated. I'm just going to come. I'll take him down. I'll roll him up. And I'm like, that might not be that complicated for you, but I'm very particular. about the way my lighting is put up. I wanna know how you're gonna store the clips. I wanna know, are you gonna roll the cords clockwise?
Are you gonna roll them counterclockwise? Where are you gonna start? What are you going to put them in? How are we gonna prevent them from falling prey to insect attack? During the off season. And I think together with our listener, we could make a huge punch list of stuff and we just flood the zone. We go hard in the paint with this guy. And number one, I think it'd be a lot of fun.
And number two, I just am curious if we do a counterattack of psychological warfare, how does he handle it?
OK, just a little update on that. I don't think a counterattack would put him off. I think he would like it because I texted him like the first day everything was up. And I said, hey, my tree lights went off. He's like, oh, well, I'll be right over. And it's like seven o'clock in the evening. And I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. You don't have to come over. You know, it can wait till tomorrow.
I just wanted to let you know. He came over that night. He came over the next three nights to double check. I had an electrician come out because he said it was something with my sockets. Then he followed up with where they were plugged in. If I liked where they were plugged in, just yak, yak, yak. So I'm telling you, I have now got probably...
15 to 20 more man hours in with this guy than I did the last time we spoke about it. So I just think he would like it. I really do. I mean, I think he would camp out in my front yard and be there toe to toe. Cannot get enough of it. Do we think he's attracted to you?
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