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Ready? One, two, three. Patriots, gay-triots, they-triots. Josh Welch is here. Josh, can you... Hello, hello, hello. Can you... I don't know. Can I what? You need arms. You got to kick up. I love it. Am I supposed to be like a puppet here on the show? Absolutely. It's our bird. We're trying to be somewhat like. Oh, that's right. We're trying not to like pre-surrender to fascism. Okay.
We have a bird. It used to be the eagle, but now it's some other bird. I'll be more performative. Okay. My apologies. Thank you. All right. Let's start with pumps. Pumps, what have you had it with?
What I've had it with is. is when people cut in line at a double drive-thru. You're supposed to alternate. Order, go up. Alternate, the next person from the next line goes up. Last two times I've been in a line, the person that it's not their turn slams in front of me, behind the car. It screws up everybody's order. I can't stand it. I'm like, how much time are you saving? Maybe a minute.
And you're just showing you're a fucking dickhead. And I'm impatient and I can't stand it. I hate it. I've had it. Obey the customs and rules of a double drive. Does it screw up the food that they bring out because someone else is cut in line? Yes. And it disrupts the whole process.
It disrupts. Everything. The person brings your order and then they have to go back because they have the wrong order because you have some asshole that thought they had to be first. I've seen it. But I think you could apply that situation in all of life. The pettiness of human beings wanting to say five seconds, 10 seconds.
That's true. And a lot of times that's me. So I can't get too big on my horse. But in a drive through, I observe the customs and norms. Everywhere else, probably not.
Listener, the... Grievances, when I dine with either of the people seated next to me, whether it be a drive-through, a walk-up order, a restaurant, the standard that the person on the right and the person on my left hold these restaurants to is the highest of standards.
I would say it's more just competence, just a bare competence. And I would also say that like a month ago, there was some deal on social media that said if you could win a million dollars, if you took somebody to a restaurant that would complain about something in the restaurant. Who would it be? And I immediately forwarded it to Josh and I was like, we found each other. This is us.
A hundred percent. Yeah. And I want to disclaim up front that I'm an awful human being to serve at a restaurant. Awful. Just horrific.
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