693 - Bambino Becky vs Ailish Morrison - The ULTIMATE Best Friend Quiz!
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Jack makes happy hour. Hello guys, welcome back to Jack Mate's Happy Hour Podcast. It's me and Stevie, as always, but we've been joined by some friends. Now you should know around
For the audio listeners. We've got another woman in. Yes!
Two at the same time. We've got Bambino Becky and a lady whose name I have been told I've been saying wrong by Fiona about a minute before you walked in the room. Right. What do I say, Fee? Well, no, why didn't you just say it? No, because she told me now. It's Ailish, right? Yes. Ailish Morrison. What do I say?
Eyelish.
Yeah but
your name's quite cool, I like it. Thank you. But I think it sounds like I'm chop liver.
And you're here
as well. It's
like I was saying to you recently, it's I have my full government name as my name. I should have thought about that.
I think you sound like a recording artist.
Ailish Morrison. Yeah. In the AM. Can you do
can you do music?
No.
Okay.
Tonally dead. We got upset the other day 'cause we couldn't sing. Do you remember? Oh yeah, what was I trying to say? She's like, I'm just flat, I'm just flat.
What were you were you in your clap together?
What was that trying to sing? And I was just gonna fuck each other.
So upsetting. I have a theory that everyone else w can do one song really well.
Mine would be Hips Don't Lie. That's a hard song to No, and I c I need a few beards for that one. Oh get 'em in.
I uh you know my you know my song, don't ya? Half the world away away. We love
singing this.
I think I'm quite good. Yeah, you have
randomly brought it up for them to now go up. I'm
not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. But I was singing it at home on the sofa about two months ago and I thought, fuck, this sounds good. And I knew Fee was in the kitchen editing, so I just started doing a bit louder.
She's
gone
shut up on editing.
You've got some good lungs on you though. Well sh
Yeah, I did I did record it and you listen to it back and it's fucking shit. It's a bit more to tune on.
I think I did a lot in lockdown. I was videoing myself seeing a lock and I remember thinking this is so good.
How do Jack and Stevie introduce new guest Ailish Morrison?
I don't know if this is a generalization, but I feel like all women can sing. Oh, you just love women. I just I don't think I've ever met uh like Fee, all our mates, like if you ever hear 'em just sing a little note to themselves, I'm like, Oh, you've got to be
I I might be the one only one that doesn't fall in that category.
Because some hips don't lie.
Oh, no, we have stuff. I was I was close, no. You were thinking about. Maybe later. I don't
even know the lyrics tips don't lie other. Want to I
wouldn't hear a minute? Is it even that's a little bit more than a little bit? I don't know why, but it
sounded racist. Yeah, I know. I'm Welsh. How is it living together? How long's it been now?
Love it, mate. Yeah.
That was pathetic.
Oh my god, for any audio listeners. Jack and Becky just tried to do something 455 but they missed and Jack almost grabbed that.
Hey,
whoa,
whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, back up.
I don't remember that happened. Sound annoyed. I don't remember that.
That's when we have it up.
He can't help himself.
I was laughing at the fact that we didn't quite get it. He can't help himself. He's just told
Becky about this. Well, money let's move on and talk about the flat.
Okay. We love the flat. We love the flat. It's so fun. So much fun. There's a floating life size cut out of Lando Norris that keeps it. It's not it's Max Verstappen. One of what's who's doing upset Lizzie?
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What sponsor message and opening banter kick off the episode?
0:00–3:02
2
How do Jack and Stevie introduce new guest Ailish Morrison?
3:02–28:19
3
What birthday‑related questions start the Ultimate Best Friend Quiz?
28:19–37:47
4
What are the "red‑flag" and panic habits the hosts discuss early on?
37:47–43:22
5
How does the conversation shift to scoring, snoring stats and the points system?
43:22–52:16
6
What weird or “ridiculous” purchases do the hosts reveal about each other?
52:16–1:05:01
7
How do the hosts decide the final tiebreaker by comparing daily screen‑time?
1:05:01–1:15:02
Speakers
2 identifiedMore from JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
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