Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which nobody but Stryfe’s diary understands him; Apocalypse is the best at what he does (and what he does is remarkably versatile); Scott and Jean weaponize their clichés; Jae Lee does his best Patrick Nagel; Apocalypse is poisonous; Cable goes full T-800; nothing good ever happens to Cyclops on the moon; Stryfe dies as passive-aggressively as he lived; and X-Cutioner’s Song finally concludes. X-PLAINED: How Cable dies The Story So Far Still more trading-card taxonomy Uncanny X-Men #296 X-Factor #86 X-Men #16 X-Force #18 An AU we’d like to read The not-Stüssy S How to effectively reference X-Men #137 A decoy baby An abortive escape Moon gravity Revelatory vandalism A trip to the moon A probably excessive number of hawk facts Various daring rescues How to kill time in space Cathexes A very fancy moon base The cavalry, kind of Stryfe vs. Cable An X-Cellent epilogue Several Silent Hill 2 references Stryfe’s Legacy Pawnee, Indiana vs. Marvel Sexy high-security prisons of the future NEXT EPISODE: Live from FlameCon, featuring Sina Grace, Magdalene Visaggio, and Leah Williams! Special thanks to Matt for the subject of this episode’s cold open; and to the Protomen for use of their cover of “Total Eclipse of the Heart.” Check out the visual companion to this episode on our blog! Find us on iTunes or Stitcher! Jay and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to help support the podcast–and unlock more cool stuff–you can do that right here! We’re in the process of migrating our official shop to TeePublic! Click over to check it out! (You can still find the designs we haven’t moved yet at Redbubble.)

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