I'm About To Be 52 - #923 Part 2

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What is the opening introduction and who are the hosts of episode #923 Part 2?

Unknown 0:01
And I think that just, that flipped the switch in me where I was like, okay, fuck you, watch this.
Unknown 0:39
When you're praying by the dust Please, please, please, please, please, please, please Let me anoint the lost
Unknown 1:15
Dying is a must right now And I'll deny you Fact or fiction, fact or fiction, fact or fiction It's a mission to survive And learn to want you When I hate, when I hate What's all inside Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please Let me anoint the lust inside you We need to value
Mike Steele 2:13
Welcome, welcome, welcome. You're listening to Jim and them episode 923, part two. My name is Mike Steele and I am here with two gay guys whose dicks fell off. That's right. They would never tell you themselves. They're far too humble, but I am here to do that for them. First one to my life is Mr. Jeff Murphy.
Unknown 2:38
Hey! Oh, my God. As you guys know, Jeff Murphy Unleaded is coming to Shell TV soon on the TVs on the Shell gas stations. And you can watch it on there. And I'm working on a new character for Jeff Murphy Unleaded, too. It's going to be the guy who forgets how to do a Trump impression that really likes Spider-Man 2. I don't think there was anything wrong with his hair. I thought it looked cool.
Mike Steele 3:12
You mean Spider-Man 3? Did I say 2? I said 3. I was like, this joke would make sense if it was Spider-Man 3. I thought I said 3. It worked last night.
Unknown 3:21
With your mom. Sorry, Marcy. Yeah, Spider-Man 3. Fuck it. Whatever. We'll retool it. I mean, it's an iterative process comedy. I
Mike Steele 3:35
wouldn't
Unknown 3:35
know. Not that I'd know. Yeah. You wouldn't know because you're gay.
Mike Steele 3:39
Whoa. Comedy. Back to you. To my right, Mr. Jim Scampoli.
Jim Scampoli 3:46
Yo, yo, yo, yo. Thank you. Thank you for that fine, fine intro. This is still episode 923. This is part two. Shout outs to the real ones that hang for part two. You know, those are the true, the truest of the true, the realest of the real, the trillest of the trill, if you will. Oh, remember trill? Oh, yeah. I love trill. That's all I know.
Unknown 4:10
Yeah. Bun B, UGK, all that shit.
Jim Scampoli 4:13
Let me catch up on these here. Cowards.
Unknown 4:17
Obama! How far back are we going? Do you think everything will crumble for the Goblin Ghoul in his lifetime, or is everyone in his circle is waiting till he boots too many goofballs?
Jim Scampoli 4:28
That's a great question. I think, no, he'll make it to the grave. Yeah, I kind
Unknown 4:32
of
Jim Scampoli 4:32
think
Mike Steele 4:33
he will,
Jim Scampoli 4:33
too. And that was Jackie Sphering.
Unknown 4:37
Obama! Skiba dee da da skibidi toilet wiggers are cool.
Jim Scampoli 4:42
Skira Media
Unknown 4:42
Emporium, thank you. I just suck at everything I do. Obamna! By the way, here are the no-lip Feldy Peppers.
Jim Scampoli 4:55
All right, it took me a second. The no-lip Feldy Peppers. Thank you, CNorville.
Unknown 4:59
Ice-cold chili creepers. The ice-cold chili creepers? Who did that one?
Jim Scampoli 5:05
That
Unknown 5:05
was
Jim Scampoli 5:06
Zoop.
Unknown 5:07
Smoke weed every day.
Jim Scampoli 5:08
Tom Forb with the 420 Super Chat. Smoke weed every day. That's
Unknown 5:12
true, 420. I just suck at everything I do. Why do I feel like Corey can only play slow right on easy and still barely get a passing score?
Jim Scampoli 5:26
Oh, Tug
Mike Steele 5:26
Jones dropping some rock band burns. Yeah,
Jim Scampoli 5:29
dropping some rock band facts.
Unknown 5:31
The lyric sounds like rock and roll and sodomy, which is fitting since my ears have just been graped. The layered vocals sound like the pits of hell.
Jim Scampoli 5:40
Crossbones
Unknown 5:40
Zeta, thank you. This is Corey on his Boston slash Kansas wave. Feldman play long time. More than a Feldman.
Bruno Satin 5:48
Thank you, Max Murder. I suck at everything I do.
Unknown 5:51
At this point I wouldn't absolutely not be surprised if Corey is appointed self as cultures are for CPS.
Jim Scampoli 6:01
thank you
Unknown 6:02
you know how hunters set up decoys to bait in prey i honestly think freddy d is gonna build limp's future on th demise of mj's dance teacher if wes has no dance moves i will feel robbed obamna is it true that the heart attack reel is shutting down on fremont street from nebraska
Mike Steele 6:21
i mean that yeah shut down like a month ago
Unknown 6:23
t-tuber or tip ten dollars head automatica is jim and the music in these parts
Jim Scampoli 6:29
That's true. That's very true. Thank you.
Unknown 6:32
I just suck at everything I do.
Jim Scampoli 6:37
What was that? That was a super sticker. A pear character with lovey-dovey eyes blowing red hearts in the air. A bear, you said? A pear. Like the fruit?
Mike Steele 6:47
Yes.
Jim Scampoli 6:48
Oh, okay. And we had some members that were mixed in there.

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