Get OFF Your Bike!
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
This week on Help I sexted my boss. I'll go back tonight giving feedback.
Are you okay? Who's put fifty P in you? It's more like f two quid excuse language. How do I convince him to lock me up for the full thirty one days of October? Like a budgie in a cage. What happened to budgies?
Excuse me, I have an electric car, it's very, very stressful, you know. Range anxiety. There's an anxiety, children will have it. Listen and watch wherever you get your podcasts.
I drove in today and I have said get off your phone about
fifty times. Yeah.
Why do the hosts think London cyclists and pedestrians are so frustrating?
I say it to myself. I try and stop listening to podcasts and then I've just got a podcast in. Sometimes there's a Martin Amos joke about Somebody who craves a cigarette while he's having a cigarette, he's like, Oh god God, I really need a cigarette. And I'm like that with podcasts. I'm like I'm like that with beer. Yeah. Yeah.
Um But yeah, just people and I'm not I'm not even I'm not over exaggerating. Pedestrians in London. Cyclists in London.
Yeah.
Uh are they is are they trying to do an insurance scam on me all the time? I don't know I don't like They're desperate for me to run them over. Cyclists with their headphones in.
Yeah. Well that's insane.
What are you doing?
Do you not just go deaf then? Oh you don't need it. Oh fine, just go deaf. I didn't I didn't realise you don't need one of your senses.
It happened at least three times where somebody just walked out in front of me on their phone and then sort of saw and then was confused by what was on their phone and was s and slowed down. And I'm like, You really You're gonna get hit by a car. Yeah,
yeah. I get into this argument with Hannah where I'm like I will just walk out at a zebra crossing and Hannah's like, What are you doing? I'm like, I've got right away. I've got right away. I know, but you've got to check, man. But this thing, I kinda think if you have to check anyway, what's the point of the system? Like if I if there's a like if they if I can see the car light is red I will assume that This is I do think this is interesting because I think there is a level of There is a level of risk that you just have to accept if you want to have a life. Like you can't I mean otherwise Yeah, 'cause Hannah says what you said. I I I I the if the car light is red and I can see and and no and I don't I can't see the car is slowing down, I will just be like, They'll stop.
It's my right of way, I'll stop.
I know, but sometimes they don't.
I know. When I suppose I see it, yeah, they might they might not. That's it, yeah. They might they might not. Yeah. Yeah.
If someone if someone walks out in front of me on a zebra crossing, I'll be like, fair enough. Yeah. That's the rules. That's the point of that zebra crossing. That's the point. Yeah. When they do it and about A seven second walk. Yeah. Is a zebra crossing. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, why didn't you just go up there? I would have stopped for you instead of this situation we're in now where I've where you've nearly gone over my bonnet. Yeah,
yeah.
Um
no, it's um No, it is interesting I mean I I think I've And also
you do have to look, Joe. Do do look at zebra crossings. Because it's not even car it's not even cars now, it's cyclists.
What's I think what I
fucking love hitting someone on a zebra crossing is a cyclist. Honestly, they they shout like a hundred points. Oh so I know I know this is
bad, but like They are really grumpy and bitchy. Cyclists. They're awful.
They're the worst.
They're awful. They're the worst. They feel like
the fucking world. What are
you doing? What are you doing? They look they look for a fight. They're horrendous. They're so they're incredibly they're full of them, so they're smug.
Right? You get those cycles. Those sorts. I've never met I've never met I've
never met any of them where I'm like, okay. Do you want to go for a beer? Yeah, I know. Yeah, should we go should we be mate? They are awful. I know that's bad because I'm not sure. But that's that's your city
cyclist, right? And then I've also got a problem with your with your um the yellow jerseys. The people that the people that's. Oh, I've won.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:36
2
Why do the hosts think London cyclists and pedestrians are so frustrating?
0:36–4:37
3
What makes a penis size or change in size stand out?
4:37–11:30
4
What bizarre stories do the hosts share about countryside life and cannonballs?
11:30–16:37
5
How did a milk delivery lead to stories about foxes in the garden?
16:37–22:06
6
Why did it take so long to realise Art Attack is a pun on heart attack?
22:06–36:09
7
Are all babies born with blue eyes, and why can their eye colour change?
36:09–48:41
8
Can washing in the shower really make you lose your balance?
48:41–1:01:01