Joe Lycett Can't Escape the Chaos
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When did Joe Lycett first get into mischief and teenage rebellion?
When did you get your ears pissed? When I was 16. Of legal age? Yeah. Did you get permission from your parents? No, I think I just did it. Would you ever get one done? Oh, I used to have them done, yeah. Did you? Both of them? Yeah, it was only for a night. What do you mean? As in they chucked a needle in my ear at a mate's house. Did they? Yeah, I was trying to impress some girls. Didn't work. I ate loads of crisps instead.
Oh, man. That was such a sort of picture, a snapshot into your teenage life. Tried to impress some girls, didn't work, ate some crisps, went to bed. That's what happened. Man, I used to try and impress this girl I fancied in year seven on the bus to school, and I had a Walkman, so I would have ABC by Jackson 5 on, and I'd sing it a little bit too loudly, hoping that she'd look over and be like, wow, that guy's, maybe he's singing about me. That was bad. Did it work? No. No, I don't think she ever talked to me. Yeah, what did you do to impress girls? Showed them my inverted nipples. Are they inverted? They used to be. What, did you get them sucked back out?
no they just came out really it's like when your balls drop isn't it no i don't think it is what what everyone has inverted nipples and then they come out after puberty guys no no just shaking her head i think no yarns no guys it's gonna go down the line for the audio listeners there's a thing there's six other people here um yeah have they got nipples
Guys, can everyone get the nips out quickly just so we have a quick check on... Quick nip check, guys. Can we get a quick nip check? Welcome any new listeners who've decided to tune into this podcast after we've interviewed Prince Harry. You may have thought, what an interesting poignant chat with a very high-profile figure. I'm going to go and check out this podcast more. Thank you and welcome. We're here for you now. This is what it's about. But that's what we do, mate. I know, that's what I said. Welcome. We keep it real. We actually filmed this before the Prince Harry interview, so we're now having to guess what we talked about with Prince Harry. Weirdly, I'm getting a haircut before the Harry interview, so if you're seeing this, my hair's quite long, but it didn't grow that fast.
It's before the thing. We're very excited. I'm utterly lost. about the timeline of this. Yes. It's wild, isn't it?
What? The Harry thing? To come from Hazza, which I think we can call him now.
Yes, he loved it. I think. I imagine he will. Sorry, I was getting so lost in the timeline. He loved slash will love it being called Hazza.
Yes. I'm finding it really hard to talk about it as if it's happened. Today is the 30th of June. No, this episode... And this episode... Is this the Joe Lycett episode?
Yes. And this will go out... This all needs to stay in, by the way. After... This... This will go out after... There's so many things that try to preserve the magic of television or the magic of podcasts. We don't do that here. We will get you into the mess of our minds with us at the same time.
So this is before or after... So Joe Lycett, we're doing Joe Lycett.
Yeah, so today's 30th of June. We've done the Harry episode. And we, in real life, I don't believe I have to explain this to you in real life. In real life, we've not met Harry yet. No, I have. Please don't confuse it with that. What do you mean? I know, but for the sake of just trying to work out... But you're saying in real life, I've met him twice. Okay, so we're going to have three real lives. We're going to have podcast life, recording podcast life, and your life outside of the podcast.
Great.
Oh, brilliant. Okay, in your real life, you've met Harry how many times? Twice. Okay, that's parked. Now, in the podcast world. Haven't met him yet. In podcast recording world, we've not met him yet. We've not met him. In podcast transmission world, we have met him. And he loved the podcast. Or quick other option, he wasn't too keen. Let's do two options. Wow, he loved that, didn't he? Oh, how good was Harry?
It was amazing. Proper, like, some robust conversation, back and forth, lovely energy, really enjoyed you.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
When did Joe Lycett first get into mischief and teenage rebellion?
0:00–15:21
2
How do the hosts introduce Joe and set the tone for the interview?
15:21–43:07
3
Why does Joe feel embarrassed looking back at his past career choices?
43:07–43:57
4
How did becoming a father make Joe re-evaluate his public persona?
43:57–45:53