The Tour Hangover
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What happened during the final shows and post‑tour adventures?
First of all Mind your business. Uh my business is mine is. Second of all, you look cute. Thanks. You like look like you're like glowing a little, you know? It's the stress, honestly. I got pulled over today. I lost my keys in a public place. And by keys I mean the fob part of it, like my key like came out of the fob part. And I know I had it when I went into the appointment because I locked my vehicle. And so when I went back out and then I used that to get inside my car because I was like, fuck it. I'll just figure it out at the dealership. put it in my car to unlock it, it made my alarm go off. And it wouldn't let me turn my alarm off because I guess I didn't have the fob part of it, but I had the key part of it.
It was so annoying. And then I obviously I had gotten pulled over, so we were late to the appointment to begin with. And it was just, you know, it's the stress. On and then I have to get labs done tomorrow and I lost my lab slip.
Good morning, good evening, good day, good night to our car Maros. We're so happy you're here. Good news on my front, I'm not going to jail.
Well, I'm so glad that you're not going to jail because that would be really sad. Like you're it would be so sad for you to go to jail right after your birthday.
I feel as if I don't know if you would think it was sa you would be like so excited for me to go to jail, I think. Well, I would like to hear the story about it. But I don't want to know If I sound weird it's because I'm sick.
It I don't want you to actually go to jail, but like the story time would be so good. Yeah. Yeah. So I also took my nails off in preparation for my surgery. So my nails are gone. Does the surgery make you I can't I won't probably be able to keep up with my nails. So for like the recovery, I'm not gonna wanna be in pain and go sit at a nail salon. So Um all my nails are oh I have making it. Look how gross my fingernail is.
Ew. Um Yeah, so no jail. Uh no jail for you. Reduced to improper driving, which is only I think two points in New Jersey. So no jail time, no felonies, uh and a five hundred dollar fee.
Okay. Well I hope you learned your lesson.
I have been driving so Good. Cautiously. Like since then, except in New Jer well the thing is, is that it's by state, right? Like I can drive 75, 80 miles an hour in New Jersey, and that's the average speed limit here. Even though it's listed as sixty five. Like you're not getting pulled over going seventy five, eighty eighty.
Because you go with traffic. You have to follow
okay. Apparently. Southern states don't screw around like that, but Texas has like eighty mile an hour anyway. I've been sick as a f dog. Like Tuesday I was down for the count.
Yeah, I would guess that between Tor and the aquarium where there's snotty most now that I think
of it, Bex was coughing at the aquarium, so
The tour. I mean, you're around t so many people that could be carrying stuff that you don't even know. Yeah. Plus the the planes, the travel, the all the things,
like The last time that we talked was prior to Philly.
Was it prior to Philly?
It was the day, the morning of the Philly show. We were nervous. We didn't know how Philly was awesome.
Philly was incredible. So was Pittsburgh. I know you weren't there for Pittsburgh. Um I loved
Philly in Pittsburgh so much. So much. Philly was so much fun. I had friends surprise me. I didn't know they were coming. That was so nice. It was f like Leah was like I like you looked s like a natural. Like you You are a
natural. You didn't just look like one. You are one.
I am that bitch.
And I saw when I was getting my nails soaked off yesterday at the nail salon, I was watching the game show network and I was like coming up with more ideas from their game show for our next tour and I'm really excited.
I'm so excited. It it feels like we just like belong up there together. You know what?
We really do.
And then here goes
I need to renew Creed's passport and so we go down to the office, the passport office yesterday. And he's like, So what do I need a passport for? Do I get to go on tour with you? 'Cause I wanna go on tour with you.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happened during the final shows and post‑tour adventures?
0:11–9:42
2
How did the unexpected hotel stay and travel mishaps affect the tour?
9:42–21:59
3
Why did Kail and Becky decide to start couples therapy after the tour?
21:59–32:35
4
What did they learn from therapy and how is it helping their relationship?
32:35–43:19
5
What are the plans for the Chaos Games tour in 2027 and how can fans get involved?
43:19–53:06
6
How are they handling pet‑related chaos and looking for a new home for Winston?
53:06–57:48
7
What activities are they considering for their kids (gymnastics, Ninja Warrior, etc.)?
57:48–59:59
8
What final messages and thank‑you’s do they share with listeners?
59:59–1:01:53