Two Whacks Of A Laser
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What is the opening banter and premise of Keep It Tight’s “Two Whacks Of A Laser” episode?
We said we'd keep it tight. We would 100% lied. We did. I'm Deirdre O'Kane. I'm Eva Doard. So keep it tight is basically the unfiltered chats that we'd normally have in the WhatsApp. The kind of carry on you'd screech off for your mate. Maybe like your mum. No overthinking. We kind of just let it all out. And somehow people keep showing up to hear more. Follow Keep It Tight wherever you get your podcasts. New episodes every Wednesday. Now brought to you by ACAST.
Welcome to Keep It Tight. Welcome to Keep It Tight! Dude, you got me super peptides.
Super peptides.
It's a nice colour, I think, though, is
it? Oh, I think I just got you a kind of a neutral
colour. See, this is
the thing. But this, I have to explain to the listeners.
Yeah, yeah. So obviously,
Holly, my daughter Holly, has this fancier one on the back of her phone, which is
a little
rubbery thing that you keep your lip peptides. It's stuck to the back of your phone. So you're obviously never without a lip gloss. Well, I just say... I bought two. I bought one for Amy Huberman because she is the queen. She loves a lip. She is never without a lip. She is a flying lip gloss in the middle of a story talking to me. Non-stop. Yeah, she
just permanently has a lip
on. Is it just me or is that giving ghee to you? It didn't now until you said that. It didn't give ghee at all. It's giving ghee
to
me. Emma, she's
ruined it now. I'm
not saying that's my ghee, but it's giving ghee. Well, the punters can't see it, so they can't join in on this. Giving ghee. Actually, Earl, well, he's not Earl, he's young Joe, in the school. Isn't it nice all the way there? It is lovely. Thank you very much. And then you wouldn't get caught on the hop without a lip, you see, because it's stuck on the back of your phone. I'll take a picture and post it later so they can see what I'm talking about. Joe, back in school, obviously, what they have introduced this year for the first time, The phone case. What do you mean they've introduced the phone case? Sorry, the phone, like put your phone in the thing. Not allowed the phone at any time during school time,
break time, anything. So it goes
into, is this like comedians putting your phone in
a
Ziploc bag for a show? Yeah, but it's like a
proper... Have they actually
invested in those? Yeah. Or did the parents have to buy them? I didn't buy a... You're probably charged from it somewhere. But anyway.
But I think the
Department of Education or something are starting to roll them out. So he has the phone in the case for the whole day, break time, everything. Good. First day, he's coming back up to the house. He's getting the phone out. The case drops. The phone phone is broken. Oh, Christ alive. I was like, God love him. So we had to get another phone. But in fairness, he had had that phone for two years. So I was like, that's pretty good going for it. a teenage, well,
for anyone, really, two years.
Somebody was saying to me, they were chatting to a teacher who said, Anna, like, when they're in school, their heads are going 90 with, like, the study, the moving classes, all the social stuff that they're trying to figure out and whatever. They do need a little scroll now and again. I disagree. Come on, Anna. Which was just
the same as me sitting in front of the telly when I was a
kid. Just fucking sit down and look at the ground. ground Deirdre last episode you were talking about how great the young people were now
you don't even want them to have phones but I don't
think the kids need their phones in school I really
don't I don't mind them not no but I'm just saying
when they come back and they've done all their bits and
bobs oh at home
yeah no not at
home not in school that's not what I was talking about I
thought
you meant in school
after school that's absolutely fine there's no chance of them not being on it love no
no
chance and I did say to them while I
was
away
that's why I
think they really do need the break from it at school I said to them when I was leaving for Edinburgh and whatever I said, now don't be afraid to send me a few pictures or, and they're looking at me like, what?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and premise of Keep It Tight’s “Two Whacks Of A Laser” episode?
0:03–5:23
2
Why are schools introducing mandatory phone cases and how does that affect students?
5:23–9:46
3
How do Deirdre and Emma reminisce about family photos and old memories?
9:46–14:52
4
What stories do they share about their great‑grandfather and meeting John Hume?
14:52–20:26
5
How did laser treatments help Deirdre with plantar fasciitis and dancing injuries?
20:26–24:05
6
What are the hosts’ thoughts on the TV show “The Traitors” and playing a traitor?
24:05–29:24
7
How are back‑to‑school worries, Dan’s hamstring injury, and family plans discussed?
29:24–33:16
8
What upcoming live shows, tours, and final sign‑off messages do the hosts share?
33:16–38:26