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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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And now here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.
Hey, this is Redman coming to you live from the Texas Trust CU Theater here in Dallas, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Get off of Tony! Let's go!
Dallas, Texas, who's ready for the best fucking... Brian Ray Band, ladies and gentlemen. The best damn band in all the fucking land. Texas' own Kill Tony Band, ladies and gentlemen. Holy shit. Fernando Castillo, Raul Vallejo, Carlos Sosa, Michael Gonzalez, Nachos Belgrande. How about Matt Muling? That fucking Dire Straits. Gotta love it. The great John Dees on the keys.
And right there, next to him, that is indeed the one and only, live in the flesh, Dee Madness, ladies and gentlemen. Oh my God. The fun we are going to have tonight. For those of you watching online, we made a nice little fucking few hour long road trip. Stopped off at Buc-ee's obviously on the way.
We are here in our home state living the fucking American dream in beautiful Dallas, Texas tonight. Powerful. Powerful Dallas. We're going to have a lot of fun.
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Chapter 2: What happens during the introduction of the guests?
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you two of the best guests in Kill Tony history, two of truly the funniest men on planet Earth today. These are your guests, Joe DeRosa and Tim Butterly. Oh, yeah. Standing ovation from Dallas motherfucking Texas. Tim Butterly, Joe DeRosa, we're here. This is what it's like in the club, kids. Just a mothership plus 8,000 people. Feels like home. Feels like home.
I just did Butterly's podcast. Joe DeRosa has a new show on all things comedy. Everybody's bumping. How do you guys feel? What do you feel about this crowd? Are you hearing this? This is a good fucking crowd. Holy shit. We're going to have some fun tonight. I can't wait. What's up, Dallas? Whoa.
Whoa.
We're going to have a hootenanny tonight. As you guys know, as you guys know, two of the best guests in the show's history. This bucket is filled with local Dallas comedians. We'll see how that goes. They have a lot of great clubs here. I do want to give a shout out. The great Randy Butler, the owner of all the hyenas comedy clubs, is here tonight. That guy was headlining me in Dallas.
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Chapter 3: How does the conversation about mental health support unfold?
Not a little. Don't you ever talk about your mom. I love it. I love it. I didn't get the orange. Why would the mom be orange? Because they had girls in the South, you just had them spray tans on, and it would turn their skin orange, and that's how you knew they was moving too fast when they was growing up. and black women would do that? No, I grew up with everybody. Oh, okay.
Yeah, but this ain't my direct... In the South, whoever you grow up with, if that's your mama, we siblings. So I got white mamas, Filipino mamas, Thai mamas, but they're all redneck mamas. You gotta collect as many moms as you can. I got it. See, that's why I was confused in the joke.
I assumed that your nephew was your nephew and that it was black and that when it said you can hide but you can't run... that you wanted to say your mama was so, but I pictured a black woman in a spray tan. I'm like, that never happens. No. But it would be hilarious. My black nephews would never say nothing like that.
Because they'll know, because he found out, because I gun butted that nigga with the gun, the laser tag gun, and then I went later that night and I ate all his toppings off his pizza. I'm going to get my get back. I think if you're going to have a white nephew in a joke, you should mention that it's white. It's not. Wait, it's still not white? I'm so confused. He's white.
The baby was white in that joke. Yeah, there was a white baby in there, but I didn't want to take... Because if you say white baby, people go somewhere else. Well, yeah. Why would you have a white nephew? I got a white nephew. I got all kind of... I shop good for best friends. So, like, these... Like, they look good, so they meet good people. They make cute babies.
I don't got no ugly nieces and nephews. Except for that one nigga that talked about my niece. I think that he gonna get arrested soon, I hope.
Now, the one N-word you're talking about, is he black? Or is he also white?
Well, see, I call all of my nieces and nephews niggas because it starts with an N. Makes it more confusing. No, they know who I'm talking to. You ain't been young in a long time, Joe DeRosa. You wouldn't get in.
Hey, hey. Those niggas, nobody niece nor nephew. Hold on. I was just about to compliment you. I don't care. I was just about to compliment you. No, let's please. I want to compliment you on being the blackest person ever to wear a Lord of the Rings shirt. Oh, my goodness.
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Chapter 4: What is unique about the live comedy format discussed?
I was at one point. This sounds like stolen valor. I'm pretty sure it's our first ever live stolen valor. Well, I was in the military. I wouldn't say I was in the military, but I was in the military. What did you do, Hefe, in the military? Finance. Oh, perfect. Great. We all love how our military budgets have been going. I wasn't responsible for that. I know, Hefe. Trust me. I know.
I'm pretty sure that isn't the haircut they make you get when you're in charge of finance of the United States military. Joe DeRosa.
No, I was just going to say, this is how I picture a financial expert dressed. Glitter sandals and cargo shorts. Dorothy 3000. Awesome. I like that you sunk all the wardrobe money into the shoes.
They're the most... Hefe, open up that pocket. I'm going to try to make this in that little... It's a very long shot, but... That'll count. Count it. Count it. Count it. There he goes. Hefe, ladies and gentlemen, flipping off the crowd and then telling them that they love him, that he loves them. Nothing better than the flip-off, I love you. Oh... The crowd goes wild.
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Lawton Parnell, everybody.
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Chapter 5: What humorous anecdotes are shared about personal experiences?
Yeah, 100%.
That's awesome. He was Moroccan his dick in a tranny's mouth last year. Dang, dang. The dog's out of the bag, if you will. What happens in Egypt stays in Egypt.
Oh, I thought that happened to you in Vegas.
You what?
I thought that happened to you in Vegas.
Yes.
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Chapter 6: What happens during the discussion about cultural backgrounds?
Oh, okay.
You did not stay in Vegas. Yeah. But no, Joe, you're Egyptian, right? I am Egyptian, mostly. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Yeah.
Yeah. But I don't exploit it, so I get nothing out of it. Right. Yeah, I just walk around like a dumb white...
and getting me nowhere this career. I always knew you were Egyptian, because any time you would leave the men's room, you're Dick Sphinx. Because you were banging trannies in the ass. Yeah. Sphinx instead of stinks. Anybody? Everybody. Finally, someone gayer than me on this show. Jody Gay. Someone that's actually kind of gay. Speaking of which.
Speaking of which, Tony had a fruit platter in his green room, but he didn't eat any because it would have been cannibalism.
Okay. Joe had sausage in his green room. Her name was Leslie. Okay. We're having fun here. This feels like home. I love it. I love it. You are so always, you are just really you. For those of you that might be wondering, some of these people, they kind of amp up and do a character-ish thing. Or fake and being retarded. Yeah, exactly.
For example, Colt, who we work with all the time, he's never really like, hey, Tony, I got to tell you, I got to tell you.
Yeah.
But Aya is always like this.
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Chapter 7: How does the conversation shift to the topic of beekeeping?
She's always sweet and real and just herself. Very nice, polite. And then there's this amazing, amazing stand-up that you do that is so smart. Like, I've never thought of that fucking pocket pussy thing. I thought my brain had kind of covered everything with lesbians and dildos and all of it.
Yeah. They should have one, like, that they eat for the love of the game, right?
Yeah.
I want to be the very best lesbian.
I have a couple in my car if you want one of them.
Okay, cool.
Redman. No, she's not jumping, you fucking animals.
Um, yeah, I mean, yeah, I'm not gonna jump.
No, I'm not gonna make you jump, Aya. You're too special for that.
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Chapter 8: What unexpected events occur during the final bucket pull?
Nobody's reacting. Okay. Okay. Aya, anything else crazy we should talk about before getting you back?
Okay, I had a question for D Madness, actually.
Ooh, very exciting. I love this.
Yes. Hey, D. We have a mic for D. Is that one good? Do you watch porn?
Ooh, good question. Wow, that is incredible. Dee, I have a follow-up question, unless you do, Aya. You go for it. Now, do you tend to have a preference between, like, black women and white women or lesbians or, you know, anything like that? Do you have, like, a preference? Unbelievable answer. Their voices, though, like, black voice or... Amazing.
Is there, like, a volume that you're into? Is there a volume you're into?
Volume. Like, spatial audio. Like, do you want it loud or quiet? Oh, perfect. That's how I like my steak. I can't believe there's no preference between black or white. Audio-wise, I think black porn's a lot, it's got a lot more humor in it. Oh, hell no. You ain't putting it there. That thing can't even fit back there. Hey. Asian pussy.
Wait a minute, that sounds like a black woman.
That's right.
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