Erewhon is The Loneliest

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What is the story behind the mysterious “Erewhon” chicken and bread obsession?

Unknown 0:01
Robert Patrick Benedict, as I live and breathe.
Rich Bates 0:04
It's me. Rob and I just did a Supernatural Then and Now episode. If you're listening to this in the archives, it'll sound odd because it'll feel dated when I say that.
Rob Benedict 0:17
Everyone will wonder why you're in the archives.
Rich Bates 0:20
And they'll wonder why they're in the archives.
Rob Benedict 0:25
It's news to most of us that we have in archives. And also, what are you eating now? That's a good question.
Rich Bates 0:31
What's the food of tomorrow? So the kids who are listening in the archives can go, oh, back then they used to eat.
Rob Benedict 0:37
Chicken, breaded chicken from Air One.
Rich Bates 0:42
Oh, la-di-da. Fancy man orders tea, says headline. Sire, was that delivered to you by a server, the white glove at Air One? I mean, dude, you're buying chicken at Air One? You and I are not the same. We're in a different category. I know we make jokes about your moat, and we've always had the bocce ball court, you know, line of humor. But if bread and chicken from Erewhon, that is a whole different category. There are people with moats that are not going to Erewhon for bread and chicken.
Rob Benedict 1:22
I don't know, because they spent their money on the moat. Hey, hey, what's going on? Rob and Rich are the kings of coasts. But me, I need to be fed.
Rich Bates 1:33
You have it all.
Rob Benedict 1:34
No, I just really like this chicken that they do. And it's great to sort of stuff your face lunch.
Yeah, I get it.
Rob Benedict 1:44
But for those of you that don't know, Richard is mocking me because Air One... Is the world's most expensive grocery store.
Rich Bates 1:51
And that's the truth.
Rob Benedict 1:54
Oh, I'm sorry.
Rich Bates 1:54
Drink your smoothie.
Rob Benedict 1:56
My water in my plastic cup. It's in a green glass.
Bruno Satin 2:00
I make it look like a smoothie.
Rob Benedict 2:03
It's a plastic green glass. Yeah, it's true, though.
Rich Bates 2:12
It is so expensive that occasionally I walk in there. And I'm like, I'm going to get a coffee. And just look at the coffee menu. I'm like, I forget it. I'm going to go rent a coffee truck instead.
Rob Benedict 2:24
I do like the food, though, and I trust it.
Rich Bates 2:29
Yes, you like the food? I mean, it's because they have bespoke chefs in there.
Rob Benedict 2:33
I don't go grocery shopping there, but there are a couple items I'll get. And they have good smoothies.
Rich Bates 2:39
Dude, I was literally about to say, there's nothing more expensive than their smoothies. Their smoothies are unbelievable.
Rob Benedict 2:46
Yeah. But the pre-made ones come in a bottle that you can return the bottle for money.
Rich Bates 2:52
Yeah.
Rob Benedict 2:53
And if you're a member, you get like 10% off of every order.
Rich Bates 2:57
Listen, for anybody coming to see us in Boston coming up, we're selling new t-shirts and merch. I want you to know, all proceeds are going to Rob's Smoothie Fund. His bread and chicken and smoothie fund. In fact, we're going to stop just pretending to sell merch and just have a big glass jar out there.
Rob Benedict 3:16
Yeah, Rob's smoothie fun.
Rich Bates 3:18
Rob's bread and chicken and smoothie fun. Well, and kind of a sad picture of Rob with his hands out. And he'll say, won't you please get me to Erewhon? Get me to Erewhon. You going to Erewhon? Where are you headed? Erewhon. You're the Stephen Norton of Erewhon.
Rob Benedict 3:36
How does that make me the Stephen Norton of Erewhon?
Rich Bates 3:39
Don't we think of him as a very precise eater or, you know, a man who has elevated tastes and that sort of Stevens thing? Norton?
Rob Benedict 3:49
For lunch? You know how Norton can be... That's not elevated tastes. That's a picky-ass eater who is a vegetarian who hates vegetables. And then complains that there's nothing for him.
Rich Bates 4:00
You have my attention. Go on.
Rob Benedict 4:03
That's a man of intrigue right there. No, I do... I worry about the things that we're buying at the grocery store. Oh, yeah. You should. And there's a lot of studies now coming out about all these things that are in our foods that are bad for us. I know. The good thing about Air One is that it does at least purport to be very healthy organic food.
Rich Bates 4:27
Yeah. So you can say Air One thing that I like about Air One.
Rob Benedict 4:31
Air One. Air Two thing. Air Two thing.
Rich Bates 4:35
So let's unpack the, because a lot of people who come to conventions, they only see the glitz and glamour that we present on stage. All the sexy stuff. They don't see how the sausage is made. For example, how we get lunch. Let's talk about Norton and lunch, because that's more of the conversation.

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