Kump
Episodes
Ep. 253 This Doesn't Make Sense
11 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
https://www.patreon.com/raykump Support the show + get bonus episodes every weekIn this episode, Ray breaks down the cruise ship viral outbreak, the d...
Ep. 252 Stranded in America
04 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
https://www.patreon.com/raykump Support the show + get bonus episodes every weekSpirit Airlines has officially shut down, gas is barreling toward $10 ...
Ep. 251 The House Always Wins
27 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The United States is in free fall and the world is a casino. This week, we cover the Trump ballroom bunker, Special Forces insider trading on Polymark...
Ep. 250 Trump’s Final Trip
20 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Joe Rogan successfully convinced President Trump this week to fast-track Ibogaine, RFK Can't stop collecting Roaddkill trophies, The White House i...
Ep. 249 NOTHING IS REAL BUT PAIN
13 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Things are getting weird. Everything feels fake.Trump shuts down the Strait of Hormuz, Melania holds an Epstein press conference, AI companies are eng...
Ep. 248 THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN
06 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Trump issues another ultimatum to Iran, the age of reason is collapsing, things are starting to get weird.HAPPY EASTERSupport the show + get bonus epi...
Ep. 246 THIS ISN'T SCI-FI
30 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
They’re testing this in war. It doesn’t stay there.AI targeting, autonomous drones, and systems making decisions faster than anyone can question t...
Ep. 246 SOME THINGS MIGHT CHANGE
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ray discusses Trump's ultimatum, Netanyahu's return, and much more. patreon.com/raykump for bonus episodes
Ep. 245 YOU'RE GOING TO IRAN
16 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ray discusses the impending draft, the Straight of Hormuz, and much more. patreon.com/raykump for bonus episodes
Ep. 244 THE IRAN WAR PROPAGANDA IS GETTING LAZY
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ray discusses The Iran War, media manipulation, and much more. patreon.com/raykump for bonus episodes
Ep. 243 THE EPSTEIN IRAN WAR
02 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ray discusses War in Iran, The Epstein Superbowl Hack, and much more. patreon.com/raykump for bonus episodes
Ep. 242 THE EPSTEIN LIES
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ray discusses Epstein Denial, Wexner, Lutnick, Punch the monkey, and much more.. patreon.com/raykump for bonus episodes
Ep. 241 GRAVEYARD OF A.I. DREAMS
30 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
What if A.I. crashes before we reach singularity?. patreon.com/raykump for bonus episodes
Ep. 240 The Epstein Movie
30 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We cast the Epstein Biopic Film.🎧 Subscribe on Patreon for bonus episodes every week:patreon.com/raykump
Ep. 239 Ms. Rachel's Neighborhood.
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss the strange discourse around Ms. Rachel 🎧 Subscribe on Patreon for bonus episodes every week:patreon.com/raykump
Ep. 238 The New Epstein
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie dive into the release of new Epstein documents, the bizarre power hierarchies of elites, and a deeply unhinged exploration of who would ...
Ep. 237 At War With Demons
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie dive into the world of demons. From Tucker Carlson’s “blood in the sheets” story to the terrifying “Demon Database,” this epis...
Ep. 236 City of Zohran
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss Zohran's win as Mayor, Wild Dogs roaming the city, a lucky teacher shot by student, and much more.🎧 Subscribe on Patreon ...
Ep. 235 KUMP Haloween Special
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the KUMP Halloween Special — Ray and Lucie are dressed as demonic saints invoking the Blood of the Lamb to protect themselves from ghouls, di...
Ep. 234 The Jeremy Allen White House
24 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss Ray's Jeremy Allen White conspiracy theory, a revelation about the White House East Wing destruction, their own ideas for Wh...
Ep. 233 John Bolton Indicted | Mr. Beast Bank
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss John Bolton's indictment, Mr. Beast's new bank, Republican text leak, and much more. 👉 Patreon – Bonus Episodes Ev...
Ep. 232 PEACE IN OUR TIME
11 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss The Nobel Peace Prize, Peace in the Middle East, Greta, Pranks, finding faith, and much more. 👉 Patreon – Bonus Episodes Ev...
Ep. 231 REPLACED BY A.I.
03 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss Ray's fears of being disappeared by A.I., the truth about Lincoln, The Saudi Comedy Festival, a new kind of war, the Pope...
Ep. 230 WORLD WAR DEMONS
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucy spiral through bullet-carving maniacs, bungling terrorists, greasers that never came back, CIA furry propaganda, witches hexing Charlie K...
Ep. 229 The Charlie Kirk Tragedy
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie react to the shocking assassination of Charlie Kirk. In a week of chaos, Ray is called a "voice of reason" by Lucie for urging...
Ep. 228 Kump DESTROYS Doorman Fallacy
05 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Ray and Lucie dive into philosophy, paranoia, cartel chaos, and the strange logic of the “doorman fallacy.” From blown-up boats in the ...
Ep. 227 Throuple Taylor Swift
30 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie escalate the John Higland feud, defend themselves from wild accusations, and explore how AI could be weaponized against them. The conver...
Ep. 226 Kump On A List
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucy update the “Sensei John” situation which has escalated with slander. Ray spirals about eviction, plots basement-dungeon diplomacy, sc...
Ep. 225 Betrayed By My Sensei
14 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray recounts his bizarre and slightly threatening run-in with “Sensei John,” a self-appointed personal trainer from his building’s basement gym....
Ep. 224 Is Kump Alive?
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Marc Maron is out here talking to Howie Mandel and allegedly coming after Ray Kump for hiring “Navy SEALs” (who may or may not be homeless) to pro...
Ep. 223 Sydney Sweeney's Sophie's Choice
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray is back from a pinkeye-related hospital stay and ready to unravel the controversy around Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle ad, which some are call...
Ep. 222 Endgame of Epstein
24 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Wall Street Journal reports that Donald Trump was personally informed in May that his name appears in the Epstein files. Ray and Lucy unpack the...
Ep. 221 New Coke, Epstein Hoax?
19 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Donald Trump is slamming his own supporters over Epstein conspiracy talk, and Ray is vindicated—just as Coca-Cola reportedly returns to cane sugar....
Ep. 220 Superman vs Epstein
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We saw James Gunn’s new Superman — and we’re still recovering. Ray breaks down the most deranged scenes, including Superman’s tearful apology ...
Ep. 219 Bob Vylan Deported?
04 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray celebrates the 4th of July with a look at the Bob Dylan/Bob Vylan mix-up, Zionist fences, and what counts as “punk” in 2025. Also: U.S. visa f...
Ep. 218 Zohran's Hot Wife
27 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Zohran Mamdani wins the primary, and the internet explodes over his “hot wife.” Ray dives deep into the discourse—are high boots all it takes no...
Ep. 217 Trump's Secret Box
22 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
President Trump claims he left instructions to “obliterate Iran” if he’s ever assassinated—and KUMP breaks it down. Ray and Lucie unpack the d...
Ep. 216 Israel Bombs Iran, Pirates Get Nukes, Italy’s Big Lie
13 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Israel bombs Iran’s nuclear sites, Ray proposes nukes-for-jobs diplomacy, and the Houthi rebels become UN tech support in Ray’s fantasy global emp...
Ep. 215 Trump vs Musk
06 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Once allies, now adversaries: Ray and Lucie dig into the digital flame war between Donald Trump and Elon Musk—from EV mandates and Epstein tweets to...
Ep. 214 Cargo Ship Crash
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A Norwegian homeowner calls a cargo ship crashing into his backyard “the best thing that’s ever happened to him.” Ray and Lucie unpack what make...
Ep. 213 No More Yolo
25 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie cover an alleged embassy shooting in D.C., OnlyFans influencer arrests, McDonald’s workers who can’t afford McDonald’s, and the sl...
Ep. 212 Air Force Dumb
16 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Trump is reportedly accepting a $400 million private plane from Qatar. Ray and Lucie break down whether the 13-year-old jet is a gift, a bribe, or a f...
Ep. 211 Pope in the USA
09 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Vatican goes American. Ray and Lucie break down Pope Leo XIV, robot freakouts, TikTok tech fires, and the mysterious Times Square statue.👉 Bonu...
Ep. 210 Men Fight Gorilla
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Could 100 men defeat a gorilla—barehanded? Ray and Lucie dive into the internet’s wildest debate, then spiral into Times Square chaos, bodega pani...
Ep. 209 Robots vs Humans
24 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Robots are racing. Volcanoes are erupting. The Ice Bucket Challenge is back—and Ray wants to kiss a homeless man to cure leprosy.In this episode of ...
Ep. 208 Taking Up Space
17 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie talk about the Blue Origin Lady Space Flight, penal systems, gangs, smells, and much more. https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra ...
Ep. 207 TEMU Gets Tariffs
10 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss Tariffs, TEMU, Justin Bieber, and much more.https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitc...
Ep. 206 The Power Broker | Trump's Tariffs
04 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss the Power Broker, wooden legs, Trump's tariffs's, and much more.https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!...
Ep. 205 War Chat Leaked & DNA For Sale
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss the Signal Leak, the 23 & Me Bankruptcy and DNA Sale, Harriet Tubman, and much more.https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an e...
Ep. 204 March Sadness
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie talk about the newly declassified JFK documents, March Madness, the Secret Service, Harvard's cheap tuition, and much more.https://w...
Ep. 203 Hologram Hell
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie talk about hologram doctors, a dystopian infrastructure project, measles making a comeback, Southwest checked bag policy,, and much more...
Ep. 202 What The Future Is
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie talk about Sesame Street lay offs, the State of the Union, a meet cute in the sky, and much more https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an ...
Ep. 201 Dignity is a Choice
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie talk about Blackrock, vaccines, Trump’s plan for Gaza, and much more.Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode e...
Ep. 200 Worst Super Bowl Party
07 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss Ray’s ideas for prisons, picking up chicks, solving the homelessness crisis, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com...
Ep. 199 How To Meet Women
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss Ray’s ideas for prisons, picking up chicks, solving the homelessness crisis, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com...
Ep. 198 Yearbook Gun
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie talk about a controversial school portrait, ways to die, Prince Harry’s war crimes, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/...
Ep. 197 Let's Invade Canada
09 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie talk about Trump’s plans for Canada,, L.A. fires, bad mothers, and much more Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra e...
Ep. 196 The New Fear
02 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss the coming mayhem in 2025, Jimmy Carter, Elon Musk and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episod...
Ep. 195 Dumb Justice
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie talk about Ray’s plan for a holiday card, a death in Russia, a Supreme Court justice’s second career, and much more. Sign up at ht...
Ep. 194 Luigi's Haunted Gun
10 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie talk about the arrest of a shooting suspect, Daniel Penny’s trial, the Syrian rebels maybe being ISIS, and much more. Sign up at htt...
Ep. 193 Pardon Me Daddy
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss the secret events behind the Hunter Biden pardon, the most positive comments on the internet, and much more. Sign up at https://...
Ep. 192 Cut It Off
19 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss Trump's cabinet's picks, Matt Gaetz, Paul Newman, a plan to fix politics, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayK...
Ep. 191 Welcome Back
07 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss Trump's win, Kamala's loss, Biden's glee, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every w...
Ep. 190 Last Resort
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss Trump’s big rally, a strange new product from Sweden, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra e...
Ep. 189 Chinese Penthouse Party
22 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss Trump working at McDonald's, the City of Yes, Elon Musk, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra ...
Ep. 188 Piss Is My Gun
15 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss the latest attack on Trump, how to save independent cinema, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an ext...
Ep. 187 DON'T BURN ME DADDY
07 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss Kamala on Call Her Daddy, The Menendez brothers, a blind governor attacked, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/Ra...
Ep. 186 MEGALOPOLIS FLOPS
30 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss the Hurricane, Megalopolis losing a lot of money, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode...
Ep. 185 DIDDY JAILED
23 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss Diddy Freak Off parties, Disney scams, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week...
Ep. 184 RUSSIA FUNDS PODCASTS | VENEZUELAN CHRISTMAS
07 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss Russia funding commentators, getting sponsored by pirates, Venezuelan Christmas in October, and much more. Sign up at https://ww...
Ep. 183 KAMALA WALZ CNN INTERVIEW
01 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss the Kamala Walz Interview, Italian Beach feasts, Private Equity Little League, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com...
Ep. 182 MAN'S BEST FRIEND
26 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss dog burials, new Apple products, chicken wings, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode e...
Ep. 181 BORROWED VALOR (UPDATED)
11 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss stolen valor, stranded astronauts, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Fo...
Ep. 180 UNGRATEFUL SPIES
04 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss using the C.I.A. at the Olympics, prisoner exchanges, horse medals, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump fo...
Ep. 179 BRAT CODED
28 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss the Olympics, the Brat craze, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow ...
Ep. 178 CAT LADY ELEGY
21 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss Trump's speech, JD Vance,, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow...
Ep. 177 JULY 4TH SPECIAL
04 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie celebrate July 4th by discussing War Cowards, Joe Biden's desperate reboot, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKum...
Ep. 176 DARK FUTURE
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss a threat to children, and much more Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on T...
Ep. 175 HOT BASKETBALL
10 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss Elon Musk's salary, Kaitlin Clark, the WNBA, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode ...
Ep. 174 BILLIE EILISH | MEMORIAL DAY
26 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss an avant garde Memorial Day tribute, Billie Eilish vs Taylor Swift, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump fo...
Ep. 173 BUSCEMI | BRAIN WORMS | POLICE DRONES
19 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss the long history of attacks on Steve Buscemi, RFK’s brain worms, and a controversial new NYPD program. Sign up at https://www....
Ep. 172 EUROVISION | KRISTI NOEM | TRUMP TRIAL
12 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discus conflict at Eurovision, Kristi Noem's dog vendetta, Greta Thunberg, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKum...
Kentucky Derby Deaths | College Campus Protests | KUMP Ep. 171
05 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discus the Kentucky Derby, College protests, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!...
Ep. 170 Harvey Weinstein's Conviction Overturned | TikTok Ban | Ellen Kicked out of Show Business
28 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discus Harvey Weinstein's overturned conviction, Ellen kicked out of show business, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.co...
Ep. 169 Man on Fire
21 Apr 2024
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Ray and Lucie discuss extreme protest methods, historical beatings, the surveillance state, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump ...
Ep. 168 DNA is Fake
12 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss whether DNA is even real, O.J. Simpson, Mandela effect, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra e...
Ep. 167 House of Mouse
03 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie talk about Good Friday, Ray's pitch to Disney's shareholders, Reborn Doll Therapy, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon...
Ep. 166 Milf Money
26 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie talk about Ray’s idea for a production company, animals in movies, Meghan McCain, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/Ra...
Ep. 165 Cyber Simp
29 Feb 2024
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Ray and Lucie talk about Ray’s Cyberpunk romances, Alabama's new law about embryos, robot babies, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon....
Ep. 164 Putin’s Day Out
20 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss Tucker Carlson’s Putin interview, Travis Kelce’s Super Bowl speech, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKu...
Ep. 163 Rap For Sale
08 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss a precedent setting trial in Michigan, David Baldacci’s strange novel, and Ray’s rap aspirations. Sign up at https://www.p...
Ep. 162 Ray vs Swift
04 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray connects Taylor Swift to the war on terror, and they discuss Facebook on trial. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode ev...
Ep. 161 Barbie Snub
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss the outrage over Barbie's alleged Oscar snub, Ray's little league, childhood transgressions, and much more. Sign up at h...
Ep. 160 Rat Trump
17 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss Ray's new Trump impression, the poly sensation sweeping the country, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKu...
Ep. 159 Truest Crime
09 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss Epstein, Gypsy Rose, Jonathan Majors, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!...
Ep. 158 Divorce City
17 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie reimagine the American family, discuss their new game show pitch, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra...
Ep. 157 Prime Time Minister
10 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss The British Prime Minister, Kendall Jenner, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every...
Ep. 156 A Career Low
03 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss the Middle East, Amy Schumer, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow ...
Ep. 155 Joe Jonas, Hanson, Jimmy Fallon, Hamster Wheel
07 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss the Jonas Brother divorce, Lucie's Hanson obsession, Jimmy Fallon's toxic tonight show, and much more. Sign up at https:...
154 - Prigozhin Dead, Republican's Debate, Oliver Anthony Returns.
25 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Lucie discuss the death of Wagner group head Yevgeny Prigozhin, the Republican primary debate, Oliver Anthony's even newer song, and much ...