Chapter 1: What are the latest headlines in the news?
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Chapter 2: How is Claudia Sheinbaum addressing public safety?
Solo el pueblo puede salvar al pueblo.
Que se defienda como pueda. No traiciona a quien actúa.
Well, let it be heard well and let it be heard far away.
She became a defender of the elites, of the oligarchy. That is not happening in our Mexico. What is your name? Chumel. Chumel. Chumel. Chumel Torres. Chumel Torres. The Radio of the Republic with Chumel Torres. Because it is very comfortable not to work and continue to charge. Mrs. Bonita, my friend, I love home.
Chapter 3: What controversies surround Avelina López's expensive necklace?
Did you see the clock? It's three o'clock. And it's Thursday, the last step before we fall into the loophole of the loss of the weekend. But before the celebration, there is the misinformation. Turn on the TV, go up to your radio, because these are the news. On tour with La Mañanera, Claudia Sheinbaum premieres Ambulance Mornings, presuming that they still kill us, but they kill us less.
Coyarzote en el Cogote! Investigan a Belina López por recibir de regalo chico collarón de 200,000 pechereques. No nos defiendas, comadre! Morena se deslinda de su vocera digital que dijo que el narco es la mejor agencia de empleos de México. Intelligence war! José Ramón López Beltrán fights again with Terminator and yes, he lost again
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We are back on the radio of the republic, Mrs. Bonita, my friend from home, welcome to this space of Grupo Fórmula.
Chapter 4: How does the government respond to drug-related employment claims?
I greet you as every day. Chumel Torres accompanies me, my natural intelligence, Gabriel Olví. Let's go quickly with the disc that we have for today, Thursday, January 8th, Gabriel. That's right. El otro tour. Se estrenó hoy. Por si usted no tiene tickets, apúrese porque se acaban. Que la casita de Bad Bunny, nada. Que la Dua Lipa, ¿esa quién es? Aquí lo que va a pasar es la gira.
Presidencial de las Mañaneras World Tour 2026, porque desde Cuernavaca, hoy la presidenta Claudia Sheinbaum arrancó las esperadísimas Mañaneras Estatales, reportando este... Próximamente en su comunidad. Muy pronto en tu ciudad. ¿De qué están todas estas meninas? Pues, ah, pues usted dijo, ay, a mí me choca verlas por teles. ¿Qué sentirá verlas en vivo?
Chapter 5: What are the implications of recent hacking incidents at UNAM?
Como los niños en el Día de Reyes, como en Molecula todos los días. Pues ahora usted... say goodbye early and hurry up because the tickets are running out. Check out the localities, the president will be there and her great successes there in her city. The lady accompanied Omar García Garfuch. They also said that there was a 40% drop in painful homicides in what goes on in the year.
No, no, no, no, let's go. He gave figures especially about last year and And he told us that the crime went down. I mean, we're still being screwed, but apparently a little less, according to the... They keep killing us, but less death. I mean, there's no death in the grave. That's right. Also, Harfuscus gave an update of everything.
Because these, let's go, these, these tours, itinerants, are going to be treated especially... You say it like, you say it like a fool's joke and I don't like that. No, no, no, dude.
Chapter 6: How is artificial intelligence impacting political discourse?
No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. Also, I don't think they'll open them, honestly. I don't think they'll open them to the public. They'll be, obviously, as always, the fans who like to put them there in the mornings. I'm sorry for Israel Aldave. Is he going to fly there and throw himself at all of them? No, Israel Aldave is already in private. Yes, yes. Yes, it has miles of travelers.
To those who do pay the risk and to all the waves, they bring them there in the first class, right? One who stays here, you know? But here the wave is that he already announced that he will be there for all the different localities. He's there in the morning.
Chapter 7: What new films are being discussed this week?
I think he's going to apply for the license and he's going to go to the barracks. It's very risky, it's very risky to send the lady there to the... You see that the other time, a man there made some bad touches to her the other time. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. So no, I think you have to do it in the barracks because that's where they can take good care of her.
In other places, people get very punky, you know? Like here in the north, I mean... Well, the ball is even more rough, you know? The 4T does not have coverage. Yes, it does not have much coverage. And then some figures were already given there with respect to homicides. Let's see what he said this morning and right now we continue commenting on this note.
The result that we are going to give today, from September 2024 to December 2025, the number of painful homicides dropped by 40%. With the closure of December 2025, 40% from September 2024 to December 2025. This means 34 daily homicides less and it is the lowest number since 2016.
Este es el resultado de una estrategia de seguridad que va dando resultados y de una coordinación muy estrecha de todas las áreas de seguridad, de justicia, de procuración de justicia y con los gobernadores de los estados.
Chapter 8: How do recent events reflect on the current political climate?
Yes, you were right, there was a lot of violence in the AMLO section, but that's it. You have to do this with a lot of tact, because then you lend yourself to misunderstandings and then you fight with those who shouldn't. The bad thing is that the more time passes, the more they have in power, right? So, for example, right now, well, it gave figures from 2016 and well, it was only two years old.
Yes, yes, yes, that's what it says, just like we already lowered it. It is the lowest figure since 2016. Well, yes, but most of that time it was the sixth year of Anglo. It was the 18th. You're right. And then I think what I was saying is that then you have to check the numbers very well, because then you end up fighting with whoever you don't owe. There is my ramera, the Aldavega.
Let's go, now that it's going to turn. Because we woke up there with a quarrel, Gabriel. We woke up with a quarrel between two titans, Gabriel. I would say titan flight, because Grock fought. This damn artificial intelligence that Sorado brought to all the leftists on Twitter.
Well, because then they ask him things and well, as he is intelligent, he responds with intelligence and these people are precisely what he lacks. Well, now he fought, he says, and this fat man who is making fun of me, who is he? And it was José Ramón López Beltrán. He fought with Grock. He started fighting with an artificial intelligence. He fought with an artificial intelligence.
Because Grock insulted him. He called him Nepo Baby. And he called him fat and useless. And I don't get it.
That's how Grock called him.
That's how he called him intelligence. That's how he called him intelligence. He unleashed a wave of irony and tweets saying... One... Usted no procura no pelearse con algo que no existe, güey. ¿Me entiendes cómo? O sea, ya lo hemos dicho aquí en este programa. Grock es un robot, güey. O sea, no sabe quién es. ¿Sabes cómo? O sea, nomás le preguntas y dice los datos. Pudo haber sido...
Cualquier gordo inútil, o sea, yo siempre te he dicho, o sea, de... Para gordo inútil, digo, ahí la alusión es la que cala. El tema fue... ¿Sabes qué es lo malo? Que no es la primera vez, no es la primera vez que... Sí, no es la primera vez que se pelea, es muy fan. López Beltrán se pelea con Grog, o sea, ya se agarraron odio, ya le agarraron odio a la inteligencia artificial.
Digo, Grog no tiene idea de nada, porque esa inteligencia artificial está muy ocupada. Este, que esa es mi onda, Ramón. Mix it up with Chavita. He has a lot of free time. If you were more busy, Trabajando, digamos, no sé, se ocurre un proyecto. Pues no tenías tiempo para estar aquí peleándote con un robot.
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