¿MAISTRO SUCIO? I Lunes 23 de marzo 2026

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Previously titled “La Radio de la República I Lunes 23 de marzo 2026” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 3, 2026

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What are the highlights of the latest news in Mexico?

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Chumel Torres 1:10
Grupo Fórmula presenta Politizado, en pie de lucha.
Unknown 1:15
Que se escuche fuerte y claro.
Chumel Torres 1:17
Una activación digital que no tiene lógica, que no tiene sentido. Voy a llegar a ser... You can say what you want and like about a server.
Unknown 1:26
That's not happening in our Mexico.
Chumel Torres 1:29
Say my name clearly.
Unknown 1:31
What's your name? Chumel. Chumel. Chumel. Chumel Torres. Chumel Torres. Right, Chumel?
Chumel Torres 1:37
The Radio of the Republic with Chumel Torres.
Unknown 1:41
Because it's very comfortable not to work and keep charging.
Chumel Torres 1:46
Yes, yes. Ms. Bonita, my friend, home lover, took the watch. It's three o'clock. And it is Monday, the most hated of the week, the one who arrives without warning and with all the disgrace of the world like Pemex, but on the day of the week. But here we are ready for the disinformation with all the affection. Turn on the TV, upload it to your rado because these are the news. ¡Vive Chorro! ¡Maestro Sucio! Nuevo Derrame en Dos Bocas y Jimbo Maclara, que fue un barquito privado, no Pemex, aunque Pemex si limpia, investiga y paga los platos rotos. ¡Azul! ¡Azul pintado de azul! El Pan anuncia que elegirá candidatos por encuesta y Morena les recuerda que esas maromas ellos ya las dieron. ¡Azul!
Unknown 2:37
¿Por qué no escuchas lo que está tan cerca de ti?
Chumel Torres 2:42
¡Adiós para siempre! Beatriz Gutiérrez Müller acusa a X de censurarle la cuenta que, de todas formas, pues casi ni usa y la reta a borrarla. Elon sigue sin contestar el mensaje. ¡Adiós!
Unknown 2:56
Protégeme, señor, con tu espíritu.
Chumel Torres 3:00
La fe mueve montañas. Gobierno de Tijuana cobra permiso para hacer el viacrucis en la calle. ¡Adiós! From the networks to the radio, Chumel Torres. Third spill in Dos Bocas in less than a month and the government swears that this time it was not Pemex, that it was a private boat. That is, the most expensive refinery in history has spills like Bocho del 84, but the fault is always another. They say that Pemex does not contaminate and that it only cleans what others throw. Look, it turns out that in the end the best role of Pemex is now that of victim. A mayor of Tamaulipas recorded a video defending the copper to enter the beach with a kitchen knife in hand. It is voluntary, the lady said as she effusively hit the table with a damn knife.
Chumel Torres 4:19
Mayor, having said it before, there was more missing for the good that anyone understands. El secretario de seguridad de Chiapas aterrizó un Black Hawk junto a un ejido y les arrancó los techos de láminas a las casitas de alrededor. Ahí les vamos a pagar lo de las láminas, dijo. Imagínate si ese es el secretario de seguridad, ¿qué no hará el secretario de vivienda? In Tijuana, the town hall is charging $7,000 pesos for doing Via Crucis on Holy Week. $7,000 pesos! So if Jesus had loaded the cross in Tijuana, apart from the 30 ajudas coins, he would have been charged for the permit, the use of land and the parking of the donkey. Karim León's concert for the Peace Festivals, called for free by the government, was expected by 80,000 people and only 15,000 arrived.

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