Side Stories: Casey Anthony, Legal Advocate
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What is the 'Invasive Species Tour' and where can I see it?
Hello, Florida. Your favorite son and biggest baby are coming home to bring you the laughs you deserve. Everyone likes to poke fun of the Florida man. Everyone likes to use Florida as a punching bag whenever an alligator on meth eats an old person. It can happen anywhere. As a famous Floridian baby, I feel your pain. So that's why I'm coming home to let you know it's okay to be who you are. It's okay that the rest of America is scared of us. It's okay that books are illegal in our schools. It's okay whenever it gets cold, it rains iguanas. I'm here to support you. So come on out. March, I'll be in North Florida. And in May, I'll be in South Florida and Orlando. It's the Invasive Species Tour. Ed Larson, me, is coming to Florida in March and May.
I'm coming to Jacksonville, Panama City, Tallahassee, Marco Island, Dania Beach, Orlando, and Key West. So lock up your public subs and start singing the Miami Dolphins fight song because we're going to party like it's Florida, baby. Tickets at eddytoons.com.
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Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. It's crazy, Eddie. I didn't even actually didn't even know that they made this and this car anymore. I did not know. I thought that they had discontinued this. The Yugo? No, no. Have you seen the Kia abortion? Oh, yeah. It is crazy. The Kia abortion was it's it's brave, obviously brave. It has a it's actually what's great is that it's amazing, especially now that these gasoline prices are going to shoot through the roof because tariffs is it actually works on fetus meat. and you put it through the top of like a blender type thing at the very back on it like like in back to the future they had the thing with doc brown put in all the trash except for you put your hoo-ha over it yeah if you if you've got a boardie that's ready to slide out that's been unmoored and unanchored yeah um and it's just crazy because even just like first of all i did not know that casey anthony was such a gearhead oh she loves it because she had it like the fact that she's even driving around with one i even know that that was street legal anymore
She must know Jay Leno. Well, she works with Kia. She's their new spokesperson. Oh, that actually makes so much sense because on the roads. Yeah, because she Kia'd her child. She Kia'd, yes, and got away with Kiaing, which is one of the worst things you can do. Was it a Kia that she had? No. No, it was some other car. I'm making a joke. I actually can't even really tell right now. I just know that on the road, you can come at me on this. Sidestorieslpotl at gmail.com. There's only one driver worse than a Tesla driver. And that is a Kia driver. Whoa. I'm afraid I'm going to have to come at you because I used to have a Kia Sophia. Yeah, well, that's different. You wanted to be Italian. Yeah. Oh, yeah, she drove a Pontiac Sunfire. Thanks for the memories. I got you, Eddie.
They're Koreans. Welcome to Side Stories. We flipped the car, by the way. So that's not the best example. No. I wasn't driving. Someone else was driving. Thank you. And then they flipped the car and we were stuck on our side. And I remember they just flipped my car because they wanted to look at the CDs as I was changing the CDs. And I remember they flipped the car and then we're sitting on our side and they're like hanging because they had their seatbelt on and they were hanging. And then they're like, I got to take my belt off. I'm like, if you take that belt off, you're going to crush me. They're like, I got to take my belt off. If you take your belt off, I'm going to kill you. I'm already very mad at you.
And then I talked some people into pushing our car back right side up. My name's Henry Spresky. I'm sitting here with the awful storyteller, Ed Larson. I feel like that would be a better story if you didn't make me rush through it. It's just because I was in the middle of the most practiced, hardest part of my job. Which is what? Saying the name of this fucking show. Side stories? Yes. Oh.
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