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Side Stories: D4vd Deep Dive

06 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the background of D4VD and the case involving Celeste Rivas?

1.094 - 36.381 Henry Zabrowski

there's no place to escape to this is the last podcast on the left side stories that's when the cannibalism started side stories yes I just want you to know, player, you even think about running game on the yard without cutting me in, then you better back off, sucker, because I'm going to carve my initials in your back. Am I deformed? Or is this just your new hat personality?

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36.401 - 60.783 Henry Zabrowski

It's my new hat personality. It's your new hat personality. It's this with the glasses. Because I think what this is doing is... It's turning me into, you remember the guy who played Rock on the show? Charles S. Dutton. I love Charles S. Dutton. In Alien 3. Oh, I love, Alien 3 is sleeper good. That's what I'm trying to go for right now. I think I'm going for like newly converted to Islam.

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61.043 - 81.076 Henry Zabrowski

I'm in jail. I'm wise now. I'm a peaceful warrior. But I do know. That's what this hat does. Yes. This pink hat, it's a snapback, too. I'm a peaceful warrior. I don't think, I'm sorry, I don't know much about the Nation of Islam, but I'm pretty sure their hats don't have snapbacks. You trying to run trickery on me?

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81.918 - 94.298 Henry Zabrowski

If you try any triflery on me, son, when you're out on the yard, I'm going to have you know I will strike you down with the lightning of Allah. You look like a fat Albert.

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94.278 - 117.822 Henry Zabrowski

character in one face i feel like if drewski i'm like if drewski was me right now this is it drewski was playing me and i'm him yes welcome to side stories my name is henry zabrowski king of the yard head of the african-american nation henry zabrowski

119.185 - 142.898 Henry Zabrowski

a good way to start and we're sitting here as well with fellow lieutenant governor of the african-american nation how you doing ed larson yes i was the mc at the ticket to the stage parliament funkadelic festival still does not give you a pass buddy i know it doesn't give me a pass but for a couple hours i was pretty cool you were for a couple hours i was like that guy's all right that's where you're gonna get this hat

144.076 - 166.238 Henry Zabrowski

This hat makes it permanent. It's like, I'm not going to kill that man I got for a little bit. That's nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you really deserve that. Thank you. Thank you. And you think that this hat is going to bring you closer to the African-American community? Don't even try to play me, play a hater. You got that hat for your birthday. Happy birthday, Henry. Yeah, 42 is magical.

166.258 - 191.167 Henry Zabrowski

So I just want to say, first of all, Jackie got me this hat. The reason why I'm even talking about this and wearing this hat, those of you that can't see me right now, you have to understand that every year on Christmas, my birthday, Jackie will give me a bag of entertainment hats. Bad hats. Not bad. Because there's nothing bad about this hat. No.

191.948 - 217.948 Henry Zabrowski

I mean, it looks like a hat that a sailor would wear, but it's pink. You know, like those tiny little hats they put on the top of their heads? Yeah, I stay inside me bunk, mate, to stay warm. A salty yarmulke. Yeah, it is salty. We put lots of salt on the yarmulke. Deadliest catch, yarmulke. Our synagogue is filled with marlin blood. Okay, so this is what it is.

Chapter 2: How did D4VD's early life influence his actions?

1033.633 - 1068.328 Henry Zabrowski

Oh, no. It feels like you don't care. Enlighten me, my dear. Why am I still here? I don't mean to be complacent with your decisions you made, but why? In the back of my mind, you died. And I didn't even cry No, not a single tear And I'm sick of waiting patiently For someone that won't Even arrive In the back of my mind I killed you Probably shouldn't have said that Yeah, I know.

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1068.348 - 1089.417 Henry Zabrowski

I mean, I feel like the editor's like, are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? And I didn't even regret it. I can't believe I said it, but it's true. I hate you. That's a fucking... Not even poetry. It's a short song. Yeah, but it's just the ending. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. It's such a childish thing to say. I hate you. Because...

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1090.004 - 1113.75 Henry Zabrowski

It's important to remember that the four of it's 20 fucking years old right now. 21 right now. 21 right now. 21 right now. And so he was a he's still honestly childlike in a way, which is not in a bad. I mean, like, he's just one of those. He's an adult for in terms of legally. He's an adult. He can die in Iran. Yes. He's an adult. Right. Honestly, probably not a horrible idea.

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1116.143 - 1129.541 Henry Zabrowski

He'd be a terrible Marine. I don't think he would do good. I mean, he's good at Fortnite, though. Yeah, I mean, he's good at drones. Yeah, let's see what he can do. Fucking throw him over there. They basically said straight up, he was chronically online to this day, obsessed with gore.

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1130.222 - 1148.114 Henry Zabrowski

Talked about, you know, like showing all these like, you know, the videos of torture videos, like the old school stuff that we're talking about with the hammer maniacs. Yes. His merch was bloody clothes. He has a white shirt with blood on it that he only stopped taking off the market a couple of months ago. Yep. Yes.

1148.755 - 1159.697 Henry Zabrowski

So it seems that he had been in a steady sexual relationship with Celeste Rivas from September 7th, 2023. What? What? Why don't you say Revis?

1159.717 - 1163.928 Eddie Larsson

I am trying. It's not my fault. I'm not doing it on purpose. I should just type it out.

1163.968 - 1170.083 Henry Zabrowski

Revis. Celeste Revis. It's Revis. You can tell you don't watch baseball. I don't watch baseball. I don't.

1170.223 - 1170.604 Unknown

I'm so sorry.

Chapter 3: What evidence has been presented against D4VD in the prosecution's case?

1899.708 - 1917.711 Henry Zabrowski

I'm sorry to think about it this way, but if you're going to chainsaw a body to death, you don't. do it in an inflatable pool. Honestly, I don't mind. It would seem to negate the purpose of it because just due to the piercing factor. But I would also say you want to use cash.

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1918.472 - 1944.326 Henry Zabrowski

You never really want to use the system in which they categorically and very thoroughly itemize your address, when you purchased it, what you searched for when you purchased it. And it seems that Amazon... really kind of absorbs all that information very easily. Yeah. And I feel like you just buying it all in one go and having it shipped on Amazon Day is also not the way to dispose of things.

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1944.586 - 1961.953 Henry Zabrowski

You should be looking for things you already have in your home. It seems like he forgot that he had this body that he needed to get rid of. I think that he just... Because like a month and a half later, he buys the burn cage on July 7th. It's because I... There is a distinct you saw it kind of in the Chris Watts case.

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1962.473 - 1986.329 Henry Zabrowski

There's a distinct thing of guys that don't understand that what they've done is homicide sometimes. And what they'll or what they'll do is I think what you said originally, it's true. They don't have a proper grasp on reality. So I think that you can kill somebody. And put them away someplace, literally in a giant enough house where you've just now pretended that it's not happening. Yeah.

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1986.35 - 1994.811 Henry Zabrowski

And it's smelling in the house and you're playing Fortnite and smoking weed and drinking all day and just sitting in... And you are literally...

1994.791 - 2017.17 Henry Zabrowski

getting rid of reality for a while like this is very you're also very busy he's de ford super busy because de ford's got to go and do all this press shit for his album and do all this kind of stuff he's already out the door right so he can just leave it there this tour starts then he's got his cleaning people that probably go in or people that go into the house or whatever our family members go in the house they probably smell something bad they're probably like

2017.15 - 2039.884 Henry Zabrowski

frozen too because it wasn't the original report that she was frozen partially frozen remains in the tesla and guess what happened to me right fancy i got a stupid fancy refrigerator in the main room right yeah we got our shitty queen's fridge i got the fridge for all the drinks yeah fucking fancy fridge just fucking dies on me the other one's been going for a decade plus doesn't even fucking flinch that's the kind of stuff you put a body in

2039.864 - 2057.611 Henry Zabrowski

Yeah. Also, I got to say. Frigidaire. It's one of my problems. You get a frigidaire if you're fucking looking to put a body in if you want to mess up the timeline. Oh, yeah. No. Something that really holds. A big meat freezer. Like my mom has. We've had the same meat freezer for like fucking 40 years, dude. Yeah, man. Yeah. You can't have the stuff at the bottom of that. No. Don't do it.

2057.631 - 2080.249 Henry Zabrowski

It's still in there. Yeah. Oh, for sure. For sure. We have to go right for those now, though. Oh. Of course, because they always find a baby hem in the back of it. They're always like, that was grandma's. I didn't know. I had a sister. Yeah, your grandmother, she had sex with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. And they hid her baby, her super long baby in shame.

Chapter 4: What was the timeline of events leading to Celeste Rivas' murder?

2736.676 - 2763.2 Henry Zabrowski

It's weird. All right. You're lame, okay? I'll tell you what. You're the lame ones. Are you ready for this? Michael Bolton could kick their fucking ass. Michael physically beat the shit out of them. Would drag Youngblood around. Do you have any idea how much devastation Michael Bolton could do to Youngblood? I watched him beat the Miami Dolphins in softball. Yeah. What? Yeah, Michael Bolton.

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2763.22 - 2777.46 Henry Zabrowski

When I was a kid, his softball team played the Miami Dolphins and I went and watched it. That's amazing. And then he beat the Dolphins. I couldn't believe it. I was so mad as a child. Like, Michael Bolton beat the Dolphins. He's hitting home runs and prancing all over the field. He's built for baseball. Yeah, he is. He's a baseball player. He's lanky.

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2778.121 - 2804.899 Henry Zabrowski

But yeah, I think he could definitely, oh my God, just watching him kick fucking young blood in the sternum. How much fun with that big boot, like that big wrestling boot, right into his fucking middle chest, being like, you ain't Aussie. You ain't Aussie. All right, well. That's the four of it. He'll be, they might bring the death penalty back for him. That's what I'm saying.

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2804.959 - 2812.988 Henry Zabrowski

He's probably going to take a plea. I think he's going to end up taking a plea. I don't think we're going to get to a trial at all, especially with what they have on him. And he's going to spend the rest of his life in prison.

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Mm-hmm.

2814.089 - 2824.046 Henry Zabrowski

singing his salutations from jail. He's so tiny. Well, fine, again, innocent until proven guilty. Until you can go down there, we shall go down there.

2824.066 - 2825.709 Unknown

There's a lot of people going down with him, too, I think.

2825.729 - 2844.002 Henry Zabrowski

Oh, yeah, I think so. I think he's going to take down some people, man. Oh, he had boys. He had boys. I mean, there's... Literal boys. All the fucking... All the Discord. I mean, like, it made me, like, stop trusting Discord. You know, all this shit. Oh, no. Do you know when I said this, and I said this when we did the last seance? This is how you know Ed and I are not predators.

2844.162 - 2868.852 Henry Zabrowski

Like, it's how you know for a fact. Is that... I still have to be walked through step by step by Michelle that works for the company. I've done it 15 times. To how to get into the Discord. I have to be walked through several times how to do it, what to do. I still literally can't pick Roblox out of a lineup. I don't know what even it looks. I don't know how to access it.

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