Chapter 1: What strange truths are revealed about the US takeover of Venezuela?
there's no place to escape to this is the last podcast on the left side stories that's when the cannibalism started side stories yes Oh, God.
God bless America.
You know, I love being a winner. You know what it is about America? Is that no matter what, we'll surprise you. Right? You don't know what we're going to do. You think we're going to zag? We're zagging.
Chapter 2: What shocking details emerge from the Epstein Files?
Yeah, you think we're just blowing up fishing boats? Mm-mm. Mm-mm. We are taking the fishermen. That's right. We're getting in there. Our old fucking bullshit is a caracas of shit. Wow. 2026. A caracas of shit.
Chapter 3: What mysterious deaths are occurring in the Bayous of Houston?
Can you believe... That we've made it to this future year. 2026, guys. Is that just my pacemaker shutting off? Nothing's here. Yeah, new soundboard! New soundboard, yeah! 2026, soundboard! You got it! We should just get a real air horn, though.
Chapter 4: How did an anti-trans medical board member die under unusual circumstances?
Yeah. Yo, honestly, put it on the list. Welcome to Science Stories. My name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with the brave Ed Larson. Hi! I'm very brave! Super brave. I'll fight all you people. Please don't embrace them.
Chapter 5: What bizarre incident involves a man breaking into a mansion under Katy Perry's orders?
I'm coming for you. I've got two fists, one for each of your moms. Do you leave? Honestly, I hope you have a gay mother. I pray you have a gay mother. So, obviously, a lot of news came out. Christmas break, we took it. What a wonderful time we had, Ed Larson. Oh, my God. Got to see you quite a bit.
Chapter 6: What special musical edition features a mystery birthday guest?
Yeah, and then, you know what else?
We got to not see the fucking shit out of each other a bunch as well. Yes. And that was actually surprisingly nice.
Key to friendship. yeah it is not being there time apart every once in a while to save a bit we had a wonderful time we went out for uh we had christmas eve you guys came over you celebrated with my family it was really nice my mom was in town uh she had lots to say about epstein yeah i bought her a nice bathrobe thank you honestly because i'm sick of her walking around naked
Thank you. Come on.
Hell yeah. Cover my mother's tits.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of the recent crime stories discussed?
I just love that every thought inside of my mother's tits is now wrapped by Ed's gift. Happy January 6th. We also want to say to everybody's favorite holiday, happy January 6th. Happy January 6th. Well, tomorrow when you hear this, it'll be January 7th. Can someone please storm the White House for me? I'd love to get in there. I never got to do it. When was ours?
No one ever stormed the White House.
Chapter 8: How do the hosts reflect on their time apart during the holiday season?
Not since Andrew Jackson was inaugurated. You're right. Definitely. You can't even storm it. It's all gone. They just calmly visited it. You just walk through the whole thing now. Nothing makes me happier than our president's own disrespect of the White House. You know, it makes me so happy, you know, because honestly, fuck the White House. Fuck the White House. Yeah.
It's kind of funny that half of it's gone. I love what they've done. I love that they're saddled with them. I love that every fucking child molester in that fucking building. has to deal with the child molester in chief just ruining the place. They deserve every fucking minute of it. But Eddie, as we know, over the Christmas break, over the holiday break, a lot of news, things flew around, right?
And I feel that maybe a part of it is because the stories we got sent in for the return of side stories for 2026, fairly weak. Yeah, a little boring. A little boring because it seemed that the stories that were the main stories going on across the entire world, Quite exciting. Yeah, I feel like this would be a great time to commit petty crime and not get exposed. Dude, this is the time.
Trump is setting the smoke screen for everyone now. He was so upset about what was revealed inside of the Epstein dump, the last couple of Epstein dumps, he decided to invade Venezuela. Now, we now know that he invaded Venezuela simply because we wanted the oil.
and the gold don't sleep on the gold they got other minerals too believe me I wish I could get some of that gold but Dick Cheney would be rolling he's rolling in his grave right now thinking about all of the work he spent piecing together a gigantic worldwide conspiracy to make the world still somehow love America in some shred some piece of soft power out there after we went and subjugated everyone right he works
so hard. He really did. He really did. He's the misdirect king. Dick Cheney's first heart was made of gold. And he had a view for this country, a long view for this country. Because he's like, you can't just come out and say this shit. They had the WMDs, and then we had all the stuff. Yes, and I would say it's a bad man. But a bad guy? Well, Maduro was a bad guy, too. Bad guy! Bad guy!
Bad guy!
But he didn't even come... They kind of said fentanyl. They kind of said fentanyl, maybe. They didn't even try to come up with an excuse, which I think is very, very funny, and it is great. Because, again, we're seeing this. Dick Cheney, you failed. You failed. You failed, you fucking dead fucking bitch. He is a dead bitch. I love that he's fucking dead. This story... But...
There's a deeper story here. You know that, right, Eddie? What? The Venezuela thing? Have you heard of the tomb of Gilgamesh? No. Now, what a lot of people don't understand that, yes, Dick Cheney, wise American, truly one of the best. You like him too much. I'm actually coming around on it. All of this recent news. I've been reading too much about Epstein.
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