Vacation Realizations & Digestive Situations
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What realizations did Kim and Penn have about carry-on luggage?
So I walked up to another airline's counter and I was like, get me there. Every time we do this, you're like, I just need to put a couple of things in there. I, Kim Holderness. Do solemnly swear. Do solemnly swear. Do not put any of my crap in your carry-on bag. Do not put any of my crap in your carry-on bag. Book a massage if you can. It's great for you. But if you think you might **** your pants, don't go.
Yeah, we get older every day. Got more wrinkles, that's okay. And that's why we got land.
Hi, friends. I'm Kim Holderness. And I'm Penn Holderness. And welcome to Laugh Lines. Laugh Lines.
Why should you avoid a massage if you think you might have digestive issues?
Sorry. Here, let's go just a little bit more salty. And I'm Penn Holderness. Welcome to Laugh Lines. Better? Yes. If you go on vacation and proudly do not get a tan because you're sitting under an umbrella, wearing a long sleeve one piece bathing suit, covered yourself in zinc sunscreen, you're home. I actually have a picture of myself. We recently went on vacation. I was under the umbrella with a hat. mineral sunscreen, and a long sleeve one piece bathing suit. And somehow we're both still peeling. I know. It's just impossible. The sun always wins. The sun always wins. But listen, I pay too much money in Botox to really mess with this. Does the sun mess up Botox? Well, it's sun damage and not like what it does to your skin.
And then if I'm going to pay... money to have... Tox it up. To put botulism... A little botch piece in your forehead. I don't want it to like... You know, I want to give it a fighting chance. I got you. Yeah. Well, yeah, I looked like a I look like a white walker for most of the trip that we're going to talk about right now. Yeah. We have a fun show. I hope for you today. Some learnings from said vacay. And yeah, we're just going to have some fun today. We don't normally talk about our vacations, but this one was unique. I think in a lot of ways. And I feel like we learned like a little bit more about ourselves and also just about vacations in general after truly unplugging for a week. This was my 50th birthday present.
I didn't want a big party. I just wanted a trip. You and I, we get to the airport to depart for said vacation. And 15 minutes before we're supposed to board our first flight, the airline cancels. They sure did. They sure did. Yeah. And they're like, don't worry, we can get you there tomorrow. And if you read the, like the kind of bill of rights, they are not responsible for paying for any money you would lose on that trip. And so we were losing a lot of money every day. That would be, I mean, it's my 50th birthday and we'd saved our money. So I walked up to another airline's counter and I was like, get me there. But we knew that we would not have luggage. Like there was like a 0% chance our luggage would make it.
So, yeah. So we did not have luggage for the first several days of the trip. Third day. Third day we got some luggage. Which is, okay, great segue because what we're going to talk about today are our vacation realizations. Yes. That rhymes. So I feel like there should be a big, like a moving graphic for that one. Vacation realizations. And then like a sound effect. So vacation realization number one for us while we're talking about packing things. People who pack carry-on only are in a cult. Because I put on Instagram stories like, this is not a real problem. Because our checked bags got lost. Our checked bags got lost on the way down for three days. I just was posting a funny thing because Penn had to wear the bedroom slippers they gave you at the hotel.
He had to wear those around the resort because they obviously don't have a size 13. They got me on a 30, but you know what they're going to do. I was very quick to say these are not real problems, just ha-ha, funny, funny. The amount of messages I got from people... Big carry-on? The big carry-on cult. These people are very proud that they only exclusively pack in carry-ons. And they've got their little shrink bags, and they've got their little... And they look... upon those who check their bags with a bit of disdain sometimes.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What realizations did Kim and Penn have about carry-on luggage?
0:00–0:44
2
Why should you avoid a massage if you think you might have digestive issues?
0:44–6:10
3
What are the differences between vacation types according to Kim and Penn?
6:10–6:52
4
How did losing luggage impact their vacation experience?
6:52–8:55
5
What are the unexpected lessons learned from their vacation?
8:55–45:31
Speakers
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