Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness
We Sang What?! 90s Music, ADHD Identity, & Space Cadet
21 Apr 2026
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Chapter 1: What nostalgic 90s music moments do the hosts reminisce about?
Have you ever not heard the first five seconds of that song and dropped everything that you had, no matter where you were?
We had no awareness that that was maybe inappropriate.
Even though the words were, I want to sex you up? Correct. Okay.
This is eggs, bacon, and biscuits. This is exactly what we do every Tuesday morning in America. We're doing a Space Cadet? Yay!
Yeah, we get older every day.
Got more wrinkles, that's okay. Yeah, we're laughing when we age. Life is like a comedy stage. And that's why we got land.
Hey everybody, I'm Kim Holderness.
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts reflect on their experiences with ADHD?
And I'm Ben Holderness. Welcome to Laugh Lines.
If you ever watched a television at the end of its broadcast night and they actually signed off, I don't know if I actually remember that.
Okay, then maybe it's just me. I absolutely remember that. In fact, I want to ask you, and maybe I could even ask Sam Allen, our producer, who's going to be with us a lot in this show, how did they sign off? They did the same thing every night. Anyone know this? I think there was a commercial that's like, do you know where your children are? Maybe, but that's not the answer. Okay. Sam?
This is nothing to me.
They would play the national anthem with like a waving flag.
Like the news stations would do this?
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Chapter 3: What insights do the hosts share about their family dynamics?
Okay. Johnny Carson's done. Then whatever the late night is done. And then all of a sudden it's... And there's a flag waving. Hand to God.
Here's the thing. I am technically Gen X, but I was born in 1976, which is sort of like on the, the fringe of like, they call it like there's an X lineal. So there is a lot of Gen X stuff that I just am clueless on.
Sam Allen is furiously typing to find out the internet answer to this question.
Until the early 1990s, U.S. TV stations played the national anthem as part of their sign-off routine. It featured the anthem, a patriotic video, and a test pattern before the station went off the air.
That's true.
Until the morning?
Yeah.
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Chapter 4: What is the significance of the Artemis mission in the episode?
With the bars in tone, basically.
Yeah. There's nothing. Nothing. There's no information that came to you. Okay. So picture it. Doesn't this sound lovely? There is no access to... Entertainment information.
You're not doom scrolling.
You're not doom scrolling. You can't stay up late watching TV. I guess if you had a VHS by that time and you were just in your thoughts, maybe this is why we read more. Maybe we were a little more chill back then.
Chapter 5: How do the hosts connect music lyrics to personal experiences?
So after Tom Snyder, all electronics cease until like until 6 a.m. I'm here for it. Honestly, I would hate it. Like the internet, just like Instagram just plays the national anthem and then goes beep for the rest of the night.
I would hate it because something happens in my brain where I will think of something at 10 o'clock and I have to know the answer right then. And so we discovered that on The Amazing Race. I swear to God, we have a show for you today, but they take your phones away from you. And so- We would be in the hotel rooms and sometimes there would be English language TV.
And sometimes we would just be watching TV in German and we needed to know the plot, but there was no subtitle. I was like, I need my phone so badly right now. I need to know what they're saying.
This guy went from, he was in Turkish television.
He was in Turkish jail.
We weren't even in Turkey, but he visited a Turkish torture facility and
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Chapter 6: What surprising themes are revealed in popular 90s songs?
We think that's what they were doing.
It had to be like there were dungeons and there were shackles, but he was like, he had a mustache and seemed very excited to be there.
I know.
I don't know why I mentioned the mustache part, but I just remember it vividly.
Okay.
It was a sweet, like a Tom Selleck mustache. Okay. Okay. You can tell I'm bantering too much when my wife says. Okay.
Big news in the Holderness house. We have a French exchange student with us. He is. He's wonderful. The sweetest.
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Chapter 7: What are the hosts' thoughts on the humanity of astronauts?
I have depended on Google Translate because I do not speak French. So I'm allowed to do that. You and PC have been clunking it along. Yeah, that's a good way to put it. We were told this is a. Just give, give your students just like whatever it is you do, do not change your life.
They want an authentic American experience. That is what their French teacher who is wonderful. Yes. Said don't. Yes. And I don't know if you're at this meeting, but she said it like four times. And then parents were like, well, shouldn't we show up at the airport with like giant posters? And she was like, no, we need to get them to the school, to the school. Then you can say hello.
Chapter 8: How does the episode conclude with reflections on Earth and space?
And so the first morning, um, All I hear and I smell things that I have not heard or smelt in quite some time emanating from our kitchen.
Biscuits.
Girl made biscuits. Sunrise biscuits. She's like, this is what we normally do.
This is eggs, bacon, and biscuits. This is exactly what we do every Tuesday morning in America. And... Ben's like, we're supposed to give them an American experience. And I was like, oh, wait. So I throw a waffle at him as he's running out the door?
That's what we do. I knew that you were going to be horrible at following this specific direction because you are, at your heart, a very welcoming, caring person who likes to go above and beyond with people.
Exactly. So it has been a struggle for me. Even this morning, I was like, okay, we're going to go granola. We're going to do like a cereal. But I had like, oh, let me slice up some fruit. This sweet, sweet, sweet child. I don't think he knows what we do for a living.
No, we're never going to tell him.
PC records a podcast and he was finishing recording his podcast last night. And Mary, he came downstairs. We were talking. He is love, just a lovely boy. And he asked like, what is PC? Who is he talking to? I'm like himself. He's recording a podcast. And he's like podcast. And I was like on camera and he was, it blew his mind.
And of course I'm not saying anything, but it is going to be very interesting if his parents ever discover like,
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