Lev Fer - Lesbian Metallica - Episode 944
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Who’s joining the Legion of Skanks and why are they podcasting in the backyard?
This is Digital Network. A couple puns here and there.
I enjoy a pun. Yeah, why not? I enjoy a pun. Depends on what the style is. Yeah, good or bad. It would have been straight puns. Straight puns is crazy, but, you know, whatever. You call yourself the Punisher, that rules. It's like puns. It's in all caps. Hold on, I've got to write that down. Where were you? Come on. Come on, dude. Break it down. Talk to me. Get to the bones of it. Right here, right now. Talk to me serious. Dude, I don't like how when I'm wearing glasses, you're not wearing glasses. We're supposed to be glasses, bros. Oh, I'll get my glasses. Get them. Get my cool glasses. Have Christine get your glasses. Which glasses should I wear? I'm getting a second pair, too. Should I do my frameless or should I do my framed?
I say frameless. Frameless? Yeah. Okay. I think you got tiny monocles for this.
Dude, just two monocles. I did want to bring back the monocle. A monocle would be sick to have. We are doing. Monica Lewinsky. We're doing a backyard podcast. Come on. That was good, dude. That was good. Monica Lewinsky. We're podcasting from my backyard. It's the Legion of Skanks, Tristan Bolling, Louis J. Gomez, Big J. Oakerson. We have an amazing guest hanging out with us here from the Cockfight Podcast. How about it for Lev Furr with us today? Hello. Joining us, buddy. Great to be here. What a place.
It's beautiful. This is so much better than Lewis' dump of a house. Thanks. No, I'm just kidding. I didn't even tell you. His backyard's flood at his house.
Oh, yeah, my sister's such a dumb fucking bitch. What does she do now? So my dog shit in her crate again. It's a new thing she's doing. My dog, like, defiant. She shits in her crate.
She also shit at Gas Digital.
She did shit at Cast Digital. Like three times? Well, no, she shit one time, but it was in three different areas. She's a problem shitter.
Are you talking dog or your sister?
Serafina. Serafina shit at Cast Digital.
I'd eat that. Lev loves Serafina. My God.
That's not a bold statement. Alex might eat her turds. I wouldn't eat her turds, but I swear to God I would put my nose right up next to them and sniff them hard. Not that. That's what I've always said. This is an argument I've had where I couldn't make it a joke earlier. Is this an argument you've had? It's crazy. What? So this is an argument you've had before? No, not with you. I'm saying, no, my argument that if there's a hot girl, if the only way you'd see her naked is to watch her shit, do you watch her shit? Yeah, of course. I say yes every time. Yeah, of course. The only way? Yep.
Yeah. Jay had that argument with a random customer at a grocery store. No, listen.
Waiting in line. Jay had that argument in a mirror one time. We saw a headline about army hammers goings-on, and then we were like, oh, shit. No, this is how my day started. I went to the gym to box, had a great little boxing session, left the dog in the crate for like an hour and a half, not that long, an hour and 15 maybe, got back, shed shit in the crate. paws covered in shit, come outside, hose her down. I have dog shampoo outside and I have to leave it outside at this point. So I shampoo her down, get her shitty paws undone, right? Hose her down. Now she's soaking wet. I was like, all right, I'm gonna throw her in the pool so that it's warmer water than the hose water. So I throw her in the pool. She swims over, comes out.
She runs past me until I planted all these trees in the perimeter of my yard. She rich she fucking dough another Mexican planet them. Yeah. Well, I paid the magazine to plant them She dove headfirst into the dirt under the trees and sort of rolling around So then she was covered head to toe in mud. So now I have to read fucking bather How is Kim Congdon handling a puppy as we speak she got rid of it already? Shut up. I swear to God I Pause. Joke. Dog joke.
Yes. You bitch. You're on the show now.
Do me a favor. Can you walk me through how you came up with that?
What are we doing here?
And I hate to call it eureka moment. So my sister also lost her job.
You stupid bitch.
What happened when Louis’s sister dog-sat and left the hose running?
Stupid.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Who’s joining the Legion of Skanks and why are they podcasting in the backyard?
0:03–4:48
2
What happened when Louis’s sister dog-sat and left the hose running?
4:48–31:25
3
What personal roommate and stealing stories does Louis share about Kurt and past housemates?
31:25–48:54
4
Why are they debating comedians getting political and Liza Treyger’s podcast controversy?
48:54–50:45
5
What happened with the charity money and Jessica's attempts to donate?
50:45–51:29
6
What tour dates, live shows, and promo plugs do the hosts announce?
51:29–53:53
7
How do the hosts react to Liza Treyger, 'Nazi' Bargatze jokes, and Naeem Lynn's Kevin Hart comments?
53:53–56:44
8
What stories reveal Big Jay's history with Kevin Hart and how did their FaceTime catch-up go?
56:44–1:39:43
Speakers
3 identifiedMore from Legion of Skanks Podcast
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