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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So once again, I don't believe in people under the age of 27. Legally, ethically, commercially.
What happened? Who bullied you? Who hurt you? Exactly.
You know I got hurt. Okay. So I was at a party and we were talking about age and we're in a group that includes a friend of mine's little brother who's I think like right on the cusp of 27. Definitely Gen Z. And I was making a case for myself that I have a young attitude. People think I'm youthful. I don't know. Maybe it's a glow. Maybe it's because I'm black. You're older than me, right? Okay.
I hate like a six-month bitch that's like, what's your deal? No, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Legally, yeah, I'm older than you. I'm the baby at the park. Emotionally, though, young hearts run free.
Okay, here we go. This is how we get off track.
You interrupted. You're telling a colorful story. But I'm in this group and I'm saying like, yeah, people think I'm younger than I am. My friend's little brother turns to me and goes, let's see those hands. A bitchy gay, obviously. Let's see those hands. And let's see them. And, of course, they're actually, like, really well moisturized and really gorgeous. Get a close-up. Get a close-up.
You deadass just asked for lotion. Because they were dry, and that's what reminded me of the whole story, the trauma that I experienced.
Wow.
I, like, put my hands in my pockets immediately after. When they asked you that? When your friend asked you? Yeah, I was like, you won't raise a gun to me, to my head. And the group was like mostly younger. And I was like, so I'll just unalive myself. Don't you worry. But I actually do have, I will say, incredibly soft, youthful hands. Get in touch. It's epic.
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