The War Is Back | Ep.072 Lemonade Stand π
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Give it a try at mintmobile.com slash switch. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Lemonade Stand. Now, there's a lot of interesting stories this week, such as the Iran war update, the new Chinese open source model, maybe destroying the U.S. economy until I found the most interesting story. Oh, Perry, pull this up. You see. OK, last week. Wait, we have to change that two weeks ago. Two weeks ago, a woman is admitted to the emergency room. She's been sick, nauseous, throwing up for a month now, losing crazy amounts of weight. She goes into the hospital and they say, ma'am, you have a giant mass in your stomach. Maybe it's related to the fact that she takes GLP-1s like Ozempic, which changed the way. Or the vax.
What happens in day 143 of the Iran conflict and what are the latest casualty and oil-market risks?
There's no way of knowing for sure. Which changes how your body digests food. They realize there's a huge mass in her body. It's called a bezoar when you have a massive process and unprocessed food that won't leave the stomach. And do you know what they prescribed her? Three liters of Coca-Cola. This is a real diagnosis thing where you are prescribed soda to cure bezoars if these appear in your stomach. And so this woman drank a liter and a half every day until finally the entire mass with a tugging sensation released from her stomach and she suddenly felt better. According to Complex... The blockage had completely dissolved. No surgery required. Diet Coke pulled off the miracle. Is this complex the sneaker company?
And the number one comment? Lifestyle brand. The prescription came from a very well-known doctor. So, ladies and gentlemen, I have an idea. If apparently three liters of Diet Coke can have incredible health benefits, I should see if it helps our podcasting. I see. So, I brought 12 cans of soda. I'm going to have nine of them during the course of this episode. No, Doug. Doug, you cannot have nine.
Yeah. That's three liters.
And we're going to see, do I look?
Do I sound? Do I smell better?
What I was just going to say, though, is you don't have a bezoar. So it's not prescribed for you that we know of. That we know of. I prefer to be preemptive. I've talked on this show about how preemptive health care could save us tons of money in this country. It's so American that our preemptive health care is drink more soda to prevent bees. I need to make sure I don't get a bees on. That's why I drink so much soda. We're going to be the most bezoar-free nation of all time, bro. The amount of soda consumption. We got some great news for you this week. Are you opening the next one? Okay, relax. All the sodas, Doug. Or put a label. They're not sponsoring us.
Why did doctors prescribe liters of Coke for a bezoar and what happens when Doug drinks many Diet Cokes on the show?
So what's going on with Iran? Please don't. How do you segue me into Iran like that? I have to cover the Iran war with that intro. Oh, my stomach's feeling great. I'm praying for a big enough bezoar that even your Dr. Pepper can't stop or your fucking Google can't stop. Ladies and gentlemen, let's get serious for a moment, all right? Hey, quit laughing in your little schoolboy outfit, Aiden. Sorry. Okay, it's time for the most qualified people in the world, podcasters.
Are you opening the third? Okay.
Doug. Dude, this is worse than the horse. I'm going to be talking about, like, someone dying in the Iran war, and you're going to rip a gigantic belt so they can't edit out. And it's going to be a problem, because I don't want that clip to exist in the world.
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Chapters
4 chapters
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:01β1:41
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What happens in day 143 of the Iran conflict and what are the latest casualty and oil-market risks?
1:41β3:40
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Why did doctors prescribe liters of Coke for a bezoar and what happens when Doug drinks many Diet Cokes on the show?
3:40β32:44
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How could simultaneous disruptions in Hormuz, Bab alβMandeb and Lebanon drive oil prices higher?
32:44β1:32:20
Speakers
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