TOTALLY EXTRA: Feeld Hook-Ups, Driveway Rage & Conspiracy Theories
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I am objectively attractive. He is a troll.
I know it's stealing, but it's ethical stealing.
And I quote, I dribble quite a lot. Needless to say, he wasn't talking about his nether regions dribbling.
Did he have somewhere to be? I was informed, well, yeah, mum's doing lamb for 1.30.
We all know that bins and parking is my thing.
Hello, welcome to Thursday.
We've still got, it's a four-day hangover, guys. Four-day hangover.
This is Lou Anna, totally extra. We're here, we're buzzing.
We are. It's Lou, it's Anna. We've got Imogen, producer, obviously. We've got social media manager Bex as well. We are raring to go. We've got you, because this is your episode. Extra rants, extra chat, confession stories, and we're going to muff hunt straight in. But before that, listen up, folks. Are you following? Are you following us? Please make sure you are on your favourite podcast platform and do subscribe on YouTube. Hello, YouTubers. Am I taped up like that?
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Right. Message first up from Anonymous. So Ivana Rimya. Ivana Rimya. Like it. Ivana Rimya. My friends have been badgering me to write into you with my escapades. Oh, good. Enjoy. This is good. Badger more friends, guys, to send in stories. Right, here we go. This is a story of how I left my cheating husband last year after not having had sex since I conceived our son 18 months prior. Previous to this, we had had infrequent, terrible sex for 11 years. Bad times. Turns out he had been sleeping with prostitutes and trans women for years. For context, I am objectively attractive and he's a troll, so the whole thing is hugely offensive.
Oh, God.
Wow. You go, babe.
As a result... That's really tickling. I am objectively attractive.
He is a troll.
So it's very offensive.
It's highly offensive. I love the level of self-esteem there, to be fair. That's winning for you. That's the sort of thing I'd say. Yeah, actually, and I love that. I love that. You know your worth. Yeah. As a result, I decided to go on a sexploration after my friend had heard about an app called Field on Radio 4. Oh, I've never heard of this. Imo has. Imo has. Oh, Imo. Field spelt F-E-L-E-L-D.
What is it?
Or is she going to tell us?
It's just a bit more of a spicy. That's right. I'm going to sign you up.
Sign me up. Imagine if I did that and kept getting emails.
It'd be such a good Pessy Polly, wouldn't it? It'd be a good prank. I can now say I have had some of the funniest experiences of my life. Every man gets a nickname. I'm sure you can guess what I did to Peggy. I must have been good at it as he then mildly stalked me. Well done. Bit of pegging there. There was also Red Pants. He was a much older gentleman with a sex dungeon. Oh, it is mildly spicy.
How did you know about it? Slutty college years.
What personal experience sparked the discussion on sexploration?
Just did.
Slutty college years.
Wow, you do know a lot. There's a lot that goes on in that brain of yours.
There's a lot of knowledge. And the old nun as well, the sounds of it. She said, this guy spent 20 minutes talking me through all of his toys, at which point I completely lost interest. This wasn't helped by the fact that he reminded me of my aunt. We want to be friends with you. I asked him to blindfold me so that I could get off. And then before he could even take his red pants off, I finger gunned my way out of there never to return. We then had Bee Man, who was a lovely guy with a beehive who put a towel down before sex explaining. And I quote, I dribble quite a lot. Needless to say, he wasn't talking about his nether regions dribbling. Oh, Leaky McLeek. Then comes potato famine. An Irish guy who is incredibly good in bed, but the most depressing man I've ever met.
During our meeting, he fingered me in a field. I felt like I was 16 again. The drunk. She isn't finished. The drunk who I had to put in a cab home because he got so pissed. And last but not least, we have corndog. a gorgeous tall man who fisted me.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:02–3:11
2
What personal experience sparked the discussion on sexploration?
3:11–6:40
3
How does the host's experience with pegging unfold?
6:40–8:12
4
What humorous stories arise from the host's dating experiences?
8:12–17:21
5
What challenges do parents face with parking and public behavior?
17:21–28:37
Speakers
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