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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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I am objectively attractive. He is a troll.
I know it's stealing, but it's ethical stealing.
And I quote, I dribble quite a lot. Needless to say, he wasn't talking about his nether regions dribbling.
Did he have somewhere to be? I was informed, well, yeah, mum's doing lamb for 1.30.
We all know that bins and parking is my thing.
Hello, welcome to Thursday.
We've still got, it's a four-day hangover, guys. Four-day hangover.
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Chapter 2: What personal experience sparked the discussion on sexploration?
Just did.
Slutty college years.
Wow, you do know a lot. There's a lot that goes on in that brain of yours.
There's a lot of knowledge. And the old nun as well, the sounds of it. She said, this guy spent 20 minutes talking me through all of his toys, at which point I completely lost interest. This wasn't helped by the fact that he reminded me of my aunt. We want to be friends with you. I asked him to blindfold me so that I could get off.
And then before he could even take his red pants off, I finger gunned my way out of there never to return. We then had Bee Man, who was a lovely guy with a beehive who put a towel down before sex explaining. And I quote, I dribble quite a lot. Needless to say, he wasn't talking about his nether regions dribbling. Oh, Leaky McLeek. Then comes potato famine.
An Irish guy who is incredibly good in bed, but the most depressing man I've ever met. During our meeting, he fingered me in a field. I felt like I was 16 again. The drunk. She isn't finished. The drunk who I had to put in a cab home because he got so pissed. And last but not least, we have corndog. a gorgeous tall man who fisted me.
What was worse was that I didn't even realise I was being fisted, which is testament to the structural integrity of my vagina. God bless that Vag Babs. I have also spoken but not met with a number of male porn stars. My favourite was a guy who claimed to be in the top 10,000 on Pornhub. Wow. Top 10,000. Oh, darling. I am in the top 10,000 on Pornhub. All right, babe.
Let's lower that bragging, shall we? He sent me a video of his niche. It's him shagging a sex doll. But the doll has... Oh, dear. But the doll has no arms, legs or head. It's like a first-age torso. It's like shagging a donut. He's just banging a torso and what's worse, he talked dirty to it. Oh, dear. I kind of want to see that video now.
Get on Pornhub, Lou, get in that login and now look for that. This has been an incredible nine months of learning more about my sexuality, my kinks and my body. I am genuinely so happy for you. You should be sexually liberated. I'm extremely excited to see what's next. Stay tuned, folks. Please keep us tuned. Do you know what? We'll give you a segment.
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Chapter 3: How does the host's experience with pegging unfold?
It could be like the person that's cleaning my neighbor's bin or mowing her lawn or my neighbor's getting his double glazing done. Literally, I'm sat here looking out the window from my desk and people park on my drive all the time. And my car's further down the drive. So it's like I am definitely home. People just seem to think it's free parking. They just park here whenever the fuck they want.
And then sometimes they even just sit there just like on their phones and shit. And I'm like, move your car. Private property. Oh, yeah. Oh, sorry. Like it's an inconvenience to them. Fuck off. This is my house. You're tearing up the tarmac with your shit parking. And you're taking up my space that I paid for as part of the value of my house. Fuck off. Yes.
You need to traffic cone. That is a round of applause on that. That is violating your privacy. Did that happen to you, Bex? You were hard relating. Bex is like cheering in a corner.
People park in your driveway. She's lost work. Oh, yes.
She has lost work for people who have blocked her car in. Yeah, you couldn't get out, could you? Have you got cones now? Have you got cones? You need some. I've got traffic cones, obviously. You can have some of my traffic cones. I mean, let me tell you now.
I've got those bollards. You've got the bollards, yeah.
They come up out of the ground. Do you know what I've also bought as well?
Oh, you should get that. You should get the bollard. They're quite easy to install. The ones that fold down and fold up. Yeah, actually.
You can get them from streetways.
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Chapter 4: What humorous stories arise from the host's dating experiences?
Tell us. Basically, she has a big gate. People park in front of her gate. So she can't get out of the drive with the gates. Oh, but people park in front of you.
I would be signposting that, bollarding it. I've got a whole shed of bollards and cones. You can borrow some.
We have an annoying thing at the moment on our road. Our road is in a very nicely situated bit of London in that it's...
you paid a premium I mean like it's in a nice area but also like it's really close to all the amenities and like it's near the high street where there's like there's loads of shops and restaurants and there's like a mosque and stuff and people go and worship there so are they parking near your gaff Well, it's not the parking situation.
I get people sat in their cars, engines running for hours outside our house. I've no idea. That should be illegal.
Also, the engine running thing is really bad for the environment.
That's what I mean. It should be illegal. It's really annoying. And they just sit there, just having a chat. Do you know what you should do? Sitting on their phones, eating their dinner.
I've got it for you. I've got it. Go on. Get a water gun.
or just the hose get a water gun yeah draw your curtains I would take great pleasure in this yes high power water gun and just so when they're sitting there suddenly it's not illegal you'll do no damage with a little squirt of water no you're right but it will shock them into music especially if their window's open and do you know what else you could do You put a laser pen on your water gun.
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Chapter 5: What challenges do parents face with parking and public behavior?
This is a you thing.
She's nine now as well. Why would you bother now going back to all that shite?
But also, if this helps in any way, like having one and done is such a hugely growing demographic now. And you've just said yourself, your daughter's got lots of cousins, lots of people, lots of friends.
And I think... I just also know so many people, myself included, that in adult life, people think like, oh, let's give them...
siblings so they'll have people in their heart I mean I don't even speak to my brother and I know a lot of people actually 50% of us in this room don't have a relationship with our siblings well or have challenged ones yeah for sure so you know like so many of my friends actually more than not
wouldn't choose to be friends with their siblings or don't even speak to their siblings now as older you're quite unusual Anna you all get on oh me and my yeah we're very close that is quite unusual but it is quite unusual so I really don't think you need to buy into that thing about the whole sibling bullshit you do what's best for you and your family and your child knows no different
And the main thing is that she says she's happy, you know, and she's not asking for any other children. I think this probably is.
One is very easy as well, let me tell you.
I think this probably stems from a psychological perspective. It's probably is deep rooted in your birth trauma. And I'm really sorry you had that. And perhaps any thoughts and plans you may have had back then about having more children. But I think babes make peace with this. You've got a great good daughter. Everything's working out well for you. And you know what?
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