Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"

Marcus’ Daughter Had Something To Say To Producer Taylor

06 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Long distance relationships are getting expensive, and apparently the solution is just moving in together now. Marcus also shares the hilarious messag...

Mother’s Day Almost Got Ruined at Marcus’ House

06 May 2026

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Things heat up when Producer Taylor and Marcus go head to head in trivia. Marcus breaks down the Mother’s Day drama that almost ruined everythin...

This Conversation Should’ve Stayed Off-Air…

04 May 2026

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From realizing we might not function without our moms to hearing some of the wildest, most out-of-pocket things people have ever yelled mid-romance&he...

What Men Think Is Effort… Is Sad

04 May 2026

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We’re exposing ourselves a little… what are some basic facts we learned WAY too late in life? Then we figure out what our sleep chronotyp...

You Won’t Believe What People Do in Marked Vehicles

30 Apr 2026

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Nothing like reckless driving… with your company name slapped on the side of the car. We get into the wildest “why would you do that?&rdq...

“I’ll Just Have One Fry” Famous Last Words

29 Apr 2026

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Ever notice your cravings clock in right when your discipline clocks out? We’re talking about the time of day your diet is most at risk, the bes...

Date Night Ideas That Won’t Make Your Bank Account Cry

28 Apr 2026

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From career confusion to couple goals, this episode is all over the place in the best way. We help a listener navigate a job dilemma, share affordable...

You’re Sleeping WRONG on Planes & Here’s Why

27 Apr 2026

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Sleep better on flights, don’t mess up Mother’s Day, and avoid getting caught up in Polymarket scams. We’re hitting all the life ess...

These Subscriptions Pay for Themselves

24 Apr 2026

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What’s actually worth paying for every month? We’re calling out the subscriptions that deliver and the ones that don’t. Then we get ...

Future Radio Stars in the Building

23 Apr 2026

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Moving back in with your parents as an adult… smart move or emotional rollercoaster? We get real about the highs, lows, and unexpected rules. T...

Shopping Just Changed Forever in San Francisco

22 Apr 2026

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Turns out not all “healthy” habits are as good for you as they seem, and we’re breaking down the ones that might be secretly backfir...

This Is What Worth It Really Looks Like

21 Apr 2026

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Some purchases just make sense forever. Some life choices… not so much. We hear both sides today, plus Producer Taylor makes a bold move into a...

This One Financial Decision Turned Into a Whole Debate

20 Apr 2026

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Producer Taylor vs. credit cards turns into a whole thing. Then we admit the words we purposely mispronounce because… why not? And we close it ...

Marcus Went OFF and No One Stopped Him

17 Apr 2026

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We’re exposing the phrases that instantly ruin your vibe in public, Marcus spirals over a Nextdoor parent situation, and things get VERY real wh...

This Wedding Contract Might End Friendships

16 Apr 2026

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This episode is pure chaos in the best way. We break down an absolutely unhinged bridesmaids contract that has us questioning everything, swap stories...

The “Perfect” Weather Day Exists And You Probably Missed It

15 Apr 2026

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We start by questioning if our entire work schedule is a scam and how many hours we should actually be working to enjoy life. Then we get into the mos...

Check Your Bank Account After Hearing This

14 Apr 2026

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Is social media rewriting the future of work? With more Gen Z turning toward trade jobs, we break down what’s really driving the shift. Then, we...

This Simple AI Hack Changes Everything

13 Apr 2026

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We figured out how to “train” AI to get it right the first time, called out the life goals people are ditching in 2026, and got into a ver...

Gen Z Is DONE Hearing This From Their Parents

10 Apr 2026

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We’re setting boundaries, online and offline. First, the things Gen Z does not want to hear from their parents anymore. Then, a DM Dilemma about...

The Truth About Your Neighbors Is Kinda Unsettling

09 Apr 2026

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How well do you really know the people living next door… and do you even want to? We get into the reality of neighbor relationships, question w...

Are Manners Dead?

08 Apr 2026

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We’re calling out the old-school skills nobody’s using anymore, getting personal with Producer Taylor (and her very bold sweatshirt take),...

This Sweatshirt Debate Got Way Too Heated

07 Apr 2026

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What starts as a simple “get to know Producer Taylor” moment quickly turns into a full-on debate about her sweatshirt choices. From there,...

I Shaved My Mustache For This…

06 Apr 2026

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Things get real and a little unhinged. Taylor spills on her mustache situation, we tackle a DM Dilemma about setting boundaries with family (because w...

AI Can’t Replace THIS…

03 Apr 2026

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Before AI takes your job, let’s talk about what it can’t do. We’re calling out the skills that still belong to humans, sharing the u...

These Food Takes Might Get Us Cancelled

02 Apr 2026

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Ever had a dentist visit that felt more like a full-blown episode? Yeah… Marcus has. We also dive into the real-life lessons people didn&r...

Dating Your Coworker… Biggest Mistake or Best Idea?

01 Apr 2026

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Getting older hits different… and we’re talking about it. From the emotional rollercoaster of aging to the personality types that make yo...

Nobody Talks About This Part of Getting Older

31 Mar 2026

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Canceling plans at the last minute might be the ultimate form of self-care… but does that make us terrible people or just honest ones? We get i...

Before You Catch Feelings, Ask THIS

30 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Are we done with dating apps and back to meeting people in the wild? We talk about how to navigate IRL dating and the questions you should definitely ...

The One Question That Completely Threw Marcus Off

27 Mar 2026

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We’re exposing ourselves today. The basic cooking skills we should know by now, a completely out-of-pocket question from Taylor to Marcus, and w...

They Ignored the Red Flags… Until This Happened

26 Mar 2026

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Are we… actual adults now? Today we break down the habits of people who somehow have their lives together (and how to fake it till you make it)...

The Moment We Knew the Friendship Was OVER

25 Mar 2026

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Ever had a friendship end and felt… relieved? Yeah, we’re talking about THAT. Listeners share the toxic moments that finally did it. Then...

This Should Not STILL Be Happening…

24 Mar 2026

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If you could bring back one discontinued food, what would it be? We go down that rabbit hole, build our dream fast food order, and call out one thing ...

Plus One Problems

23 Mar 2026

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Weddings can get real messy… especially when your partner doesn’t make the guest list. 😬 We dive into a DM Dilemma that has everyone p...

This Might Ruin Your Friend Group…

20 Mar 2026

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Are you loyal to your friends… or your heart? We get into a spicy DM Dilemma that might have you side-eyeing your group chat. Plus, we break do...

Are We Wrong For This?

19 Mar 2026

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We’re outside, the weather is perfect, and the conversations are messy. Today we tackle two DM Dilemmas that might divide the group chat: bringi...

The 80K Chip

18 Mar 2026

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From a fiery Cheeto going for five figures to turning your vacation into a self-improvement bootcamp, this episode is all over the place in the best w...

Luck, Lies, & Life Advice

17 Mar 2026

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Need new friends? Same. We break down real ways to meet people that don’t feel forced, plus the St. Patrick’s Day traditions that are actu...

Red Flags in Your Inbox and Your Apartment

16 Mar 2026

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We’re breaking down the texts that instantly make you roll your eyes (you know the ones). Plus, the four interview questions that hiring manager...

That Was NOT in my Job Description

13 Mar 2026

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We kick things off with a workplace rant about being handed responsibilities you definitely did not sign up for. Then we figure out what officially ma...

Cleaning for the Cleaning People

12 Mar 2026

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Thinking about quitting your job to follow your passion? Before you hand in that two-week notice, we talk about what you should actually consider firs...

Don't Quit Your Day Job...Wait Actually

11 Mar 2026

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We cover a lot of ground in this episode. A DM Dilemma about how much of your work you should give away for free, the amount of sleep most people shou...

How To Get on the No Fly List

10 Mar 2026

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Could you actually get banned from a flight for not wearing headphones? We break down the airline rule that has people talking. Then we reveal the bes...

Saving You From the Daylight

09 Mar 2026

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What exactly counts as a side quest in real life? We break down the little detours that make life interesting. Then we dive into the internet conversa...

Marcus V.S Skunk

06 Mar 2026

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From the toughest jobs in America to Marcus’ unexpected run-in with a skunk (that his wife definitely warned him about), this episode covers a l...

Smells That Will Wake You Up

05 Mar 2026

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Marcus might officially be too comfortable with AI. We break down his slightly concerning relationship with technology, dive into the scents that can ...

Marcus and His BF Chat GPT are Fighting

04 Mar 2026

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From relationship struggles to real-life expenses, this episode covers a lot. We talk through a DM Dilemma about a woman trying to lose weight while n...

Waking Up & Breaking Up

03 Mar 2026

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We expose the real reason your takeout app knows you by name. We share actual strategies to survive daylight saving time without turning into a zombie...

Lunch Date with Marcus

02 Mar 2026

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From futuristic glasses to unforgettable wedding behavior, this episode goes all over the place. We share our honest thoughts on Meta glasses, relive ...

Marcus Double Booked Himself

27 Feb 2026

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We kick things off with the craziest, most out-of-pocket moments we’ve ever seen at weddings…the kind of stories that make you wonder what people ...

AI is Raising the Kids

26 Feb 2026

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Kids are growing up with AI faster than we ever imagined. More than half say they’re already using it. We talk about what that means and whether it’...

And The Award Goes To...

25 Feb 2026

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This episode is a mix of office drama, childhood glory, and the future of tech. We call out the workplace habits that make people instantly unlikeable...

The Art of Pretending to be Nice

24 Feb 2026

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If someone says “we should hang out sometime,” do they really mean it? We decode the phrases people use when they secretly don’t like you, help ...

Love, Lies, & Listerine

23 Feb 2026

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This episode goes from romance to rinse-and-spit real fast. We talk about the right time to get engaged, break down how to actually brush your teeth c...

Three Years No Ring...Now What?

20 Feb 2026

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Are we getting older… or just wiser? This episode, we’re breaking down the undeniable signs you’re officially aging (and no, it’s not just the...

Marcus' Guide for Adulting

19 Feb 2026

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When did life turn into a never-ending to-do list? This episode is all about when adulting gets in the way of actually living. From bills and appointm...

That's Soo Last Year

13 Feb 2026

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We handed the mic to 5th graders to find out what slang is in and what’s absolutely out — and some of us need to update our vocabulary ASAP. Then ...

The Great Olympic Cheating Scandal

12 Feb 2026

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We’re trying to save money, decode shade, and investigate Olympic-level drama — all in one episode. First, a shopping trick that flips your routin...

Girls Night In Is the New Girls Night Out

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

From pajamas to pop concerts, this one’s a vibe. We’re arguing girls’ night in versus girls’ night out, spilling tea about a late night at Sam...

Valentine's Day Gift Guide

10 Feb 2026

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We’re mixing relatable talk with pop culture today. We share the most bizarre things listeners have found in their cars, give tips on choosing a gre...

Producer Taylor Keeps WHAT in Her Car??

09 Feb 2026

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Deals, touchdowns, and trunk surprises! This week, we’re debating the best finds on Craigslist, reliving how we celebrated the Big Game, and sharing...

Revenge Served Petty

06 Feb 2026

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Should you spend Valentine’s Day in Paris… or your couch with a killer Craigslist deal? We’re debating the most romantic cities, sharing petty r...

From Sweet Words to Hot Wings

05 Feb 2026

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What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received and why do you still think about it? We kick things off with that before spiraling into Super Bowl...

And Bingo Was His Name? Oh

04 Feb 2026

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A man in Utah says he’s spending a full year locked in his room to transform his life — but is isolation really the answer? This episode unpacks t...

He Locked Himself Inside of What???

03 Feb 2026

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This episode is a true grab bag in the best way. We get into why analog is suddenly having a major comeback moment, debate what the actual sexiest pro...

Grammys Recap That No One Asked For

02 Feb 2026

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This episode is all over the place in the best way. We’re debating our favorite season (and why some people are wrong), breaking down the Grammys an...

Debate: Nickelback is Still Cool

30 Jan 2026

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Valentine’s Day is coming up—so is the breakup text. We unpack a DM Dilemma about ending things before the holiday, get brutally honest about the ...

Is Gen Alpha Okay?

29 Jan 2026

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From decoding Gen Alpha slang that makes us feel 100 years old to breaking down Trader Joe’s 2025 Customer Choice Awards (and questioning some of th...

What Your Bed Sheets Say About You

28 Jan 2026

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This episode is all over the place in the best way. We talk about words to live by, debate whether blue sheets are a red flag, and try to make sense o...

Sad Season Survival Guide

27 Jan 2026

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Feeling blah? Same. We break down simple ways to boost serotonin and survive the winter slump, spiral a little over what our actual last meal would be...

Stop Saying This at Work

26 Jan 2026

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Want to sound more confident at work? We’ve got the 5 phrases successful employees use with their bosses and the common phrases that quietly undermi...

We Have Gate-breaking News For You

23 Jan 2026

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Office life is expensive, embarrassing, and occasionally… gate-breaking. This episode dives into how much you’re really spending on office lunches...

Taylor's Snack Corner is Getting Serious

22 Jan 2026

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We debate when (if ever) it’s okay to let kids start cussing, share small things that actually make the workday more bearable, and do some honest ma...

Marcus V.S. J-Lo

21 Jan 2026

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This episode feels like a long kitchen-table conversation. We break down when our energy dips during the day, share a gluten-free naan recipe we’re ...

The Official Sports Dad Tell All

20 Jan 2026

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Is there really a difference between geeks and nerds and if so, who wins? This episode bounces from playful debates to real-life reflections, includin...

They Tried to Make Me Go to Rehab, I Said...

16 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

From what you should actually be eating to feel better, to a full-on nostalgia trip back to 2016, this episode is kind of all over the place—in the ...

Just Here for the Snacks

15 Jan 2026

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Americans Lose Over 300 Hours Of Sleep A Year To “Revenge Bedtime Procrastination”: Late nights are stealing more sleep than you think. We talk ab...

Pay the Price for Screentime

14 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Craziest Things TSA Confiscated at the Airport: Ever wonder what really gets taken away at airport security? We’re breaking down some of the crazies...

National Sticker Day Gets Personal

13 Jan 2026

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Younger Gens Spill The Strangest Things Their Boomer Parents Do: We love our parents. We really do. But that doesn’t mean we understand why they sti...

How Bout Them 49ers?

12 Jan 2026

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The Top Phone Habits People Hope To Kick: We’re calling ourselves out in this one. A new survey reveals the top phone habits people are desperate to...

Marcus Spills His Office Bathroom Confessions

09 Jan 2026

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DM Dilemma's: When a woman DM’d Marcus about her husband dropping the ball on her birthday, it opened up a bigger conversation. From mismatched expe...

Bruno's Back Baby

08 Jan 2026

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Ways to Fight Rising Grocery Prices: Grocery prices keep climbing, but your bill doesn’t have to. In this episode, we break down smart, realistic wa...

We've Got Big Feelings, Small Tweaks & Unexpected Truths

07 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Lifestyle Tweaks to Keep Your Mind Sharp as You Age:From your plate to your playlist to your people, small lifestyle choices can help protect your bra...

Would You Rather: New Years Edition

06 Jan 2026

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Marcus and Taylor play a game of Would You Rather for New Years

Marcus is in His Self-Care Era

06 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Popular Things That Won’t Age Well, According To Reddit:Remember when people smoked everywhere and kids rode in cars without seatbelts? Yeah… tren...

We're Back...Kind Of

05 Jan 2026

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Holiday Break Recap: We went into holiday break with big plans… and absolutely none of them happened. In this episode, we unpack our time off: bed r...

Everything You Need to Know Before the Holidays Hit

23 Dec 2025

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What NOT to Bring to a Holiday Party: Holiday parties are stressful enough so don’t make it worse with your contribution. We’re running through th...

From Worst Gifts to $5,000 Tips

22 Dec 2025

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Worst Gift You've Received:We all have that gift. The one you still think about years later. In this episode, we’re swapping stories about the worst...

Marcus Can't Help Clown on Taylor's Future Ex Husband

19 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Types of Mom's You See at Every Holiday Event: School holiday events are basically a social experiment. This episode, we’re talking about the differ...

Holiday Headlines, Dating Drama & Family Chaos All in Just One Episode

18 Dec 2025

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TSA’s Guide To Which Holiday Gifts Won’t Make It Through Security: If you’ve ever had to unwrap a present at the TSA checkpoint, this one’s fo...

How to Survive the Holidays Without Losing Your Mind

17 Dec 2025

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How The MERRY Rule Can Prevent Social Burnout During The Holidays: Feeling booked, broke, and burnt out this holiday season? Same. This episode dives ...

The Camera Betrayed Marcus

16 Dec 2025

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DM Dilemma's: You gave them a car. They keep asking for rides. Now what? We debate whether gifting something big automatically signs you up for more t...

What Actually Makes Us Happier?

15 Dec 2025

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Ways to be a Happier Person: Want to be a happier human? Same. This week, we’re sharing the tiny shifts and daily habits that can actually make your...

Teens Fight Back, Dates Go Sideways & Winter Gets Cute

12 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Australia's Social Media Ban:Australia’s government says it’s protecting young people. The kids say their freedom is being taken away. In this epi...

Muni: 1, Marcus: 0

11 Dec 2025

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Getting Lost on Muni: If you’ve ever missed your stop, taken the wrong bus, or questioned every life choice while staring at a Muni map, this episod...

Waymo Babies & Wardrobe Drama

10 Dec 2025

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The "Boomer Habits" Younger Gens Started Doing Because They Realized They're Genius:Millennials and Gen Z might poke fun at “boomer habits,” but s...

What's it Really Like to Live with Marcus?

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What You Learned About Your Significant Other When They Moved In: Today we’re diving into the real relationship test: moving in together. We asked l...

What's Shaking in the Bay Today? (Literally)

08 Dec 2025

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Australia Social Media Ban: A global first: Australia is banning kids under 16 from having any social media accounts, forcing Meta to remove young use...

Petty with a Purpose

05 Dec 2025

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Go to Finishing Move When Someone Wrongs You on the Road: Today we’re sharing our favorite harmless “finishing moves” when someone wrongs us on ...

The Boozy Bandit

04 Dec 2025

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Sports Mom Dilemma: Today we hear from a sports mom who’s drowning in schedules, gear, and back-to-back games. We talk through her challenges and sh...

Allowance Inflation is Real

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Onion Gift Giving Method: Gift-giving season is here, and we’re taking a page from etiquette guru Elaine Swann with her Onion Gift-Giving Method...