Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"

Game Night - Fight Night

09 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How serious do you take family game night? Plus, the cost of an NFL hot dog is out of control!

Makeup is Psycho?

06 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Does not wearing makeup mean you are a psycho? Plus, Corey was surprised by a good samaritan yesterday. 

Avoiding Uncomfortable Conversation

05 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Who knew Marcus was the master of avoiding uncomfortable conversation. Plus, couple sleeping problems... who is in the wrong?

Retro On The Come Back

04 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Trapper Keeper is back for the school year and we LOVE it. Plus, I wish this guy that claims to sleep only 30 mins was real. 

Pull Up To The Blow Up Pool?

03 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

These blow up pool bars looks kinda goofy, but also, may want to try this out before summer is really over. Plus, Marcus took the next step in stealin...

Stay-cation Like A Boss

29 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ready for stay-cation tips? Talk to the pro... Corey does all these every single day. Oops. Plus, another TikTok skin care tip to gross you out. 

Fighting Gymtimidation

28 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How to hit the gym if you are super anxious. Plus, how Corey is an award winning wife part 2. 

What Do You Fight About?

27 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Couples, what really gets you mad? Plus, lessons that you learned too late in life. 

OMG G2G

26 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The texting abbreviations that are driving us nuts. Plus, Corey wins wifey of the year award.

Aging Dramatically

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Aging isn't a slow process, it hits all at once. Plus, you are so lazy that...

Ya Had A Bad Day...

21 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How many bad days a month do you have, and by what time of the day is it official? Plus, pro tips to be cheap... I mean, wise with your money. 

The Most Annoying Social Habits

20 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What are the most annoying socially acceptable habits you encounter every day? Plus, are you willing to get kicked off a flight to protect your expens...

Is Marcus The Jerk?

19 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is Marcus a jerk for what he said to someone over the weekend? Plus, Corey's husband hung with the boys this weekend and it seems EVERYONE is a fan. 

Scrabble Wrong For This

16 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Why are we adding gen z slang to Scrabble!? Plus, a college mom sleeps over?

5 Second Break

15 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Taking just a 5 second break could save your marriage. Plus, is any amount of alcohol OK? Maybe not. 

This Flight Trend Could Kill You

14 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Please don't attempt this silly "raw dog" travel trend... it could kill you. Plus, how much should a first date actually cost? 

The Fall of Pumpkin Spice

13 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pumpkin spice officially over? Plus, shoplifting is more common than you think. 

Inconveniencing Friends is Great

12 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ask your friend to take you to the airport to save the relationship! Plus, the NEW airplane bad behavior. 

You & Your Dog

09 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Things you can eat with your dog. Wait, should we even do that? Plus, a mother in law baby sitter for your wedding. Need one? 

Mercury Gettin To Us

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mercury is in retrograde and I don't believe in that stuff but oh man it's getting to me this time! Plus, who doesn't like to relax? Lots of people, a...

The Robot Take Over

07 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robots will soon be your dentist. You ready? Plus, these Olympic pump up songs are pretty wack. 

The Need to Declutter

06 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Corey wants to spent the time with her husband, but is she being too needy? Plus, the importance of the declutter. 

Turning Into Your Parents

05 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

At what moment did you realize you were turning into your parents? Plus, Corey's wild weekend. 

The Pain of Car Sharing

02 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Do you share a car with your spouse? We feel your pain! Plus, put down that processed meat sandwich! 

The Perfect Time for a Nap

01 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You a napper? You are in luck, because we have some pro tips to up your game. Plus, the local names that people mispronounce.

The Cost of the Party

31 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kids birthday party cost is outta control! Plus, what small town would you move to if they paid you. 

Sick Day Today?

30 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Do you use ALL your sick days... even if you aren't sick? Plus, maybe you should quit your corporate job to become a bar tender?

Do You Even Care?

29 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Olympics are fully on, but is it bad if you really don't even care? Plus, relationships are very different, and some dudes are just ditching their fam...

Gorilla Screen Time

26 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Even Gorilla's aren't immune to phone addiction and it's our fault and we are terrible! Plus, Corey just found out how to secure her home from there B...

Genius Starbucks Hack of Nah?

25 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is this Starbucks hack genius, or catering cranky kids? Plus, what's a hobby you were all in on, then dumped quick?

Vacation Problems

24 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The United States doesn't take enough vacation! Let this be your reminder to take your time. Plus, what's your strange health habit?

The Marcus Travel Hack

23 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus think he has a genius travel hack but will Corey be impressed? Plus, do you think you have what it takes to be an influencer?

Marcus (Solo) Vaca?

22 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus went on a family vacation, but left his family behind? Plus, do you have an idea that you are convinced would make you rich?

Backhanded Compliment

19 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus's family members are really the kings and queens of back handed compliments. Plus, the parenting hacks you need to get you through the summer. ...

How To Be Great at Conversation

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Struggling to make convo? We've got the pro tips to be the life of the party. Plus, why keeping your emotions in check could save you money. 

Bad First Date?

17 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ever had a first date so bad you had to call the cops? Plus, what used to be lame that is now cool?

Don't Reveal THIS

16 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Going out on a first date? We've got some tips on what NOT to talk about. Plus, if you want to quit smoking, have you ever considered wearing a cage o...

How To Deal With My Jerk Sister

15 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Corey's sister is a jerk, but she isn't alone. Plus, what the heck is floating around us out there in space... not what you think. 

TSA Tips

10 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Don't airport security ruin your summer vaca - we've got the pro tips on how to breeze through. Plus, the surprising, random stuff found in other peop...

Summer Behavior

09 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Summer here and there are tons of things to get into... but you need to know how to act right!

Proper Plane Etiquette

08 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In time for summer travel season, here are the things you NOT do on a plane. 

The Genetic Lottery

05 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ever jealous of those who are winning the genetic lottery? Oh, what about the actual lottery?

No Friends at Work

03 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's a bad idea to make friends with your co-workers, and here's why. Plus, what regional phrases you use totally confuse other people?

Woman on the Grill

02 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

July 4th cookout incoming and women are the queens of the grill. Plus, this Tiktok trend of doing NOTHING on a long flight better be fake. 

Spying Hubby?

01 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Corey thinks her husband is spying on her... but we're aren't so sure. Plus, what's your biggest fear?

Is Cleaning a Turn On?

28 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

If you see your husband mopping the floor, does it get you all worked up? Plus, your next doctor visit could be with a hologram. 

No Tip Saver?

27 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This guys eats out and NEVER tips... but is he really hacking the system? Plus, is 10 minutes late still on time?

Online Shopping vs Reality

26 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Corey's hit a big online shopping fail and she's pretty bummed. Plus, Marcus has one more birthday surprise in store for Corey. 

Monday Birthdays

25 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Corey appreciated her birthday love, but it was a bummer that it was on a Monday. 

Corey's In A War

25 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Why is Corey begging for a fight with the new guy at work? Plus, Marcus is upset about someone taking "his" parking spot.

Ridiculous Lyrics

21 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What the most ridiculous lyric you've ever heard in a song? Plus, would you be willing to shell out 600 bucks for adult summer camp?

Thigh Guy Summer

20 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How do you feel about men in short shorts? Plus, would you be willing to switch to a flip phone to curb your addiction? 

Sis Drama Continues

20 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The drama with Corey's sister continues. Why is this chick so savage? Plus, do you know any artists who think they are way better than they actually a...

Caught in a Lie

18 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Corey's hubby THE JEFF was caught in a lie and Corey is calling him out. Plus, if you want a hot face you better chew gum. 

It's a Foodie Thing!

17 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We announced our second annual "A Foodie Thing Happened on the Way to Fight Breast Cancer" - Plus, the rules of the restaurant... how many of these ar...

Nothing for Father's Day

14 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What does Dad really want for Father's Day? Nothing... apparently. But is that such a good idea?

Mayo on Hot Dogs!?

13 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mayo on hot dogs? That ain't cool! ...or is it? Plus, are wallets only for old people?

Fast Food Summer Camp?

12 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is having your kids work at a fast food place a summer camp? Sure, why not? Plus, what do to about the noisy neighbor. 

Worst Staycation Ever

11 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Fremont is voted top everything... until now. Plus, what are you willing to spend top dollar?

Is Marcus a Jerk?

10 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus had a confrontation involving dog poop and now he's wondering if he's a jerk. Plus, Marcus ruined Corey's day, apparently. 

Celebrity House

07 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Owning a celebrity house comes with certain responsibilities... don't screw it up! Plus Marcus is hittin the road!

Stay Away From My Door!

06 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Corey is taking steps to keep people the heck away from her door. Plus, would you go to a restaurant that didn't allow young people?

Smile!

05 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What small daily things make you smile? Plus, Corey is sad that she isn't exciting anymore. 

5 Second Rule Debunked?

04 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is the 5 second rule legit? This news is heartbreaking. Plus, banning alcohol on flights? Say it ain't so. 

Hated as Kid, Love as Adults

03 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Did you hate grocery shopping as a kid, but now love it as an adult? Plus, great news... those annoying QR code menus are going away!

You Look Pretty TODAY

31 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Corey took this compliment the wrong way, but wait was it really a compliment? Plus, the I cook you clean dilemma.  

Marcus The Rage Cleaner

30 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus went on a rage clean of the work fridge yesterday, but now he's in trouble. Plus, you are def not getting enough sleep, and it's impacting your...

Daily Tasks = No Gym?

29 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is your fitness integrated into your daily life? Is that a winning strategy? Plus, eat these three food to be less angry. 

Kicked Out!

28 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Corey and her bestie did something this weekend that usually only happens to out of control teens. Oops. Plus, are you guilty of busy bragging? 

Memorial Day Airport Hell

24 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We are so lucky in the Bay... SFO has been voted top! ... top of the list of most cancelletions that is. Plus, Corey is upset about her public transit...

Sharing a Car Challenges

23 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Do you share a car with someone? What are the biggest annoyances around vehicle sharing? Plus, you ready to jump on a never ending cruise?

Afraid to Ask

22 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Are you nervous about asking for time off? You aren't alone. Plus, the trends that drive you crazy. 

Confusing Emojis

21 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Every been confused when your significant other sends you an emoji of an upside smiley face? You are not alone. Plus, the importance of getting outsid...

Not The Right Reaction

20 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Gents, when your lady comes home with new hair, you better have the correct reaction... don't do what Corey's husband THE JEFF did. Plus, what do you ...

Dreamscroller

17 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I bet you were just dream scrolling, weren't you? We do this a lot throughout our day. Plus, Corey's hubby Jeff is working in the Bay Area full time n...

The Luckiest Day of the Year

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The luckiest day of the year is coming up... take advantage! Plus, what makes it a trip, and what makes it a vacation?

More Workout Drama

15 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

More fallout and drama from Jason wanting to hit the gym with Marcus and Corey. Plus, what's something in someone house that you immediately start jud...

Time Slows

13 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Did you ever notice thta 10 minutes on the treadmill feels like an hour? It's not just you. Plus... HOW many people are on Ozempic now!? Sheesh. 

Are You Cool?

10 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Do you think you are cool? At what age did you stop being cool? Plus, what's the worst mother's day gift? This ain't that tough so don't fumble it!

Never Answered a Phone Call

09 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Do you know someone who has never, ever, actually answered a phone call? It's the future! Plus, complaining makes you happier? 

Underground Bunker For The Win?

08 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bay Area rents high out here, but would you live in a bomb shelter for 500 bucks? Plus, there's a new generation now, but Corey is over the generation...

Craziest Tip Situations

07 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tipping is always fun to be mad about... but it really is out of control! Ever been asked to tip an elevator? Plus, Corey isn't here for micro-feminis...

How Much is Your Time Worth?

06 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How much do you think your time is really worth? Plus, Corey needs help dealing with insults. 

When Are You Old?

03 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Do you consider yourself old? Here's what other generations consider the "old" cutoff. Plus, is Corey struggling as a care giver for her hubby post kn...

Ever Been Kicked Out?

02 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever been kicked out or banned from somewhere? Marcus has been and of course, alcohol was involved. Plus, more on the cringiest things to eve...

The Day After Surgery

01 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Corey is a caregiver now... can she handle it? Plus, this is your public service announcement to take ths stairs today... for a very specific reason. ...

Corey's Not a Caregiver

30 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Corey's hubby is about to have surgery, and Corey is nervous about being a caregiver. 

Corey's Good Samaritan

29 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Corey was victim of a porch pirate but was saved by a good samaritan. Plus, do you REALLY need to take a shower every day? 

Sleep Divorce FTW?

26 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is a sleep divorce right for you? I feel like you gotta have a big house for this. 

I'm Just Pretending To Be Nice

25 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A lot of people pretend to be nice... how many of these phrases have you used in the past? Plus, how many unread emails do you have? Marcus' number wi...

You Are Your Own Driving Distraction

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You'll be surprised to find out the number one driving distraction. Plus, Corey's hubby just celebrated his weekday birthday, but did she pulled it of...

Book a Vaca From a Vaca?

23 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You ever book a vaca from a vaca? Corey thinks it's not a good idea, but Marcus is guilty. Plus, outdated dating advice for men. 

Boring Convo

22 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pro tips on how to get out of a boring conversation with boring people. Plus, Corey needs to tell her hubby something but doesn't want to hurt his fee...

Social Media is My Life

19 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Social media is taking up way too much space in our brain. Would you really consider it your hobby? Plus, you need to act like a caveman... really. 

Marcus' Ax Throwing

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus went ax throwing yesterday... but why did he wear war paint on his face? Plus, Corey has an emotional attachment to a car. 

4 Things For a Great Morning

17 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It doesn't take a lot for a great day... just these 4 simple things. Plus, the permanent end to reclining seats on an airplane?

The Most Stressful Time of Day

16 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What's the most stressful time of day for YOU? Plus, Corey's hubby is out of town and she's planning on using that time to do something she knows he i...

Marcus Wants a Man Cave

15 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus is loving the man cave he's building, but SHOULD he be? Plus, is "kidulting" the path to happiness? 

Your Snack Personality

12 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The snacks you choose and that you love says a lot about your personality. Plus, would you take a pay cut just to bring your dog to work?

Doggie Ruining Your Sleep

10 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is your dog ruining your sleep? Corey doesn't agree with this data at all. Plus, are you a road trip person or a flying person.