Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"

Craziest Thing in School

27 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What's the craziest thing you were allowed to do in school? Was is it as crazy as being allowed to play with real swords? Plus, what your voice really...

Makin Me Cry

26 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What movie that's supposed to be funny and silly actually made you cry. Plus, these job interview tips could also be really helpful on a first date.

Fragrance in the Office

23 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Would you return to the office if it smelled real good? Plus, good news! Young people want good credit better than Instagram fame!

Marcus' Glasses Mistake

22 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus got glasses! Problem is he made a huge mistake and upset his wife in the process. Plus, how private do you like to be in a public bathroom.

Old is Better

21 Feb 2024

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These smart appliances are trash! Old is better so hang onto them. Plus, Marcus is a cheap old man and he was having trouble coming to grips with the ...

Best Surprise Ever

20 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Why does Corey's husband keep making us look bad? Sheesh. Plus, Marcus had a wild bros only weekend.

Explode My Head

16 Feb 2024

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Do you have exploding head syndrome? Plus, big dumb cups get a clothing line, and Charles was loving the fitness connection on Second Date Update.

Corey's Feet

14 Feb 2024

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Corey is convinced people are talking crap about her feet. Plus, do you even care about Valentine's Day if you are married?

Spouses Make Us Better

13 Feb 2024

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Corey isn't much without her man, THE JEFF. Plus, which Bay Area city has the worst drivers?

Marcus in Mourning

12 Feb 2024

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Marcus doesn't want Corey talking about the game during What's Trending today, but we at least need to report on how many times Taylor was on screen!

Epic Anniversary Fail

09 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Corey and her hubby really know each other well, and it resulted in a funny fail yesterday. Plus, are you guilty of these text messaging sins?

No Phone Vaca

08 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is a no phone vacation even possible? We can dream can't we? Plus, Corey's anniversary is today! What's the worst anniversary flub you ever made?

Need To Get This Dimple Surgery

07 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Want to look like a young hot celeb? You can get dimple surgery! Plus, what did you miss most during your power outage?

Freaky Fridge

06 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is your office fridge as strange as ours? Plus, the ONLY laundry setting you should ever use, and it will blow your mind.

Small Talk Pro Tips

05 Feb 2024

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Having trouble with small talk? We got you with these pro tips... or do we? Plus, the storm savaged us yesterday.

The Judgement

02 Feb 2024

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What small thing do you harshly judge people for? Plus, THE JEFF, Corey's husband is back in town, but why was he giving her such a hard time yesterda...

Ranking Super Bowl Appetizers

01 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Get ready for that Super Bowl party, but you need to know what to feed your people! Plus, tipping is really out of control... we gotta tip for clothin...

Aliens Among Us

31 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Are aliens walking among us? Corey doesn't think so, but it would be pretty funny if the were celebs like in Men in Black.

Your Server Knows

30 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Here's the first thing your server notices about you. Yes, they are judging. Plus, the strange things people do while sleepwalking.

Bad Dish Loader

29 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Corey is catching heat over the way she loads the dishwasher at home. I mean, that's a big deal! Plus, Niner Nation STAND UP!

Resting Rich Face

26 Jan 2024

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Do you have "resting rich face"? Plus, Corey had a connect with her sister yesterday. Seems like they were both avoiding it, but can't we all relate t...

40 Year Old Regrets

25 Jan 2024

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Us 40 year olds have a lot of regrets, huh? Plus, Marcus said hello to Joe Montana last night and of course he was embarassing himself.

The Cost of Valentine's

24 Jan 2024

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Everyone really wants their partner to spend THIS much on Valentine's Day? Sheesh. Plus, Corey has Marcus freaked out over a potential real life Datel...

3,2,1 Go To Sleep

23 Jan 2024

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3-2-1 rule to get to sleep. You down? Marcus and Corey ain't. LOL. Plus, the secret key to a happy marriage?

Stuck!

19 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Where have you gotten stuck? Corey's story is hilarious, scary, and still causing trauma to this day.

Corey's Date Night Risk

18 Jan 2024

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Corey has a big date night coming up, and she's ready to risk her eye for it. Plus, the 6-1 grocery tip that makes shopping fun again?

The Little Things...

17 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Take notes, these are the little things that will bring you joy. Plus, wear this color next time you are on a flight for better service.

Quitters

12 Jan 2024

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Today is the day... time to drop that resolution. Plus, what the "old" stuff that you love and take pride in loving?

Gross Undies

11 Jan 2024

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You apparently don't have to change your underwear. Who knew. Plus, we found the most annoying airplane passenger, ever.

Work Nick Names

10 Jan 2024

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Got a nickname for your work buddy? I bet it's not nice. Plus, Corey is geeked off the We Are The World Documentary.

Dry Week

09 Jan 2024

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Dry January too much for you? How about a dry week? There's a catch though. Plus, baby piercing... too much?

New Year's... Not Quite Resolution?

08 Jan 2024

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Corey has a new year's not quite resolution, but she needs our help with it? Plus, Marcus ran into and old bully recently. How did he react?

Pitfalls To Avoid

22 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Entertaining this Christmas? Pro tips to not lose your head. Plus, how would you feel if you were charged to attend Christmas dinner at a friend's hou...

No Make Up Corey

21 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey's husband THE JEFF is loving her make up free self, but Corey is feeling a little self conscience about it. Plus, there's an AI death predictor....

The Worst Questions at Christmas

20 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The holidays are for families, but hanging with them usually brings lots of annoying, akward questions. Plus, the TSA is helping you have the best tra...

No Money For You!

19 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Are you expecting a big pay out from your parents? A growing trend has them giving you a big nothing. Plus, the things you are doing that your neighbo...

Sucky Gift Giving

18 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey as really fumbled this Christmas gift giving season. Plus, the things people say when they will NEVER follow through on it.

You Really Want Credit For This?

14 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey's hubby was looking for some recognition last night for the tiniest of things. Plus, why can't we all be the gardener for the Hermes heir?

Avoid Stress By NOT Drinking??

13 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This list of how to avoid holiday stress has us confused. Plus, Marcus had quite the wild night out.

Christmas Ick

12 Dec 2023

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You better avoid these Christmas icks if you want to get out of the holiday season with your relationship. Plus, how you like your toast says a lot ab...

How to Survive

11 Dec 2023

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How to survive that upcoming holiday party. Plus, you aren't the only one that needs a vacation from your vacation with family.

Oh, That's How You Say That?

08 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

2023 most misprounced words. Some of these really shocked us that we had been saying it wrong this whole time. Plus, what are you nostalgic for?

Holiday Faux Pas

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The holidays are a time to embarass yourself, so don't commit these holiday faux pas. Plus, Corey is gloating about how right she was about Taylor Swi...

Not Common Knowledge

06 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What's something that you think is common knowledge, but doesn't seem to be? Plus, how you feeling about office potlucks? Forced fun?

Ah, Family at the Holidays

05 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Holidays are a time for family... but should they be? Plus, the average cost of a date, or at least what people think it should be, will shock you.

Office Food Faux Pas

04 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus broke an office rule when he brought THIS to work today. Plus, a surprising amount of people have cheated on their partners at the holiday offi...

Dump The Friend Part Two

01 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey's friend is really trying to take advantage of her and now it's REALLY time to dump this friend. Plus, what your holiday cocktail says about you...

Beige Flags

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What's something your partner does that's annoying, but you've basically learned to accept it and ignore it? Plus, the confusion and stress over who y...

Toss Those Leftovers!

29 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today is the day... get rid of those Thanksgiving leftovers... unless your name is Marcus of course. Plus, are the type of man that never wash your sh...

Back in Style?

28 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey is fitting into some pants she hasn't fit into for 18 years... but SHOULD she be wearing these? Plus, some rude people are referering to you as ...

Corey Ain't Cookin Again...

27 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Back from the holiday... and Corey had a terrible time cooking. Never again! Plus, how late is too late for dinner arrivals?

Don't Stress

17 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How to make Thanksgiving dinner less stressful. Plus, I bet you think you could survive the apocalypse, don't you?

The Dangers of Your Bestie

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Having a work bestie is fun and all, but it could be dangerous. Plus, what Thanksgiving dinner should cost...

Don't You Dare Put That On My Plate

15 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What are you not going to allow on your dinner plate this Thanksgiving? Plus, wife wants her man to buy her clothes for Christmas... is it a trap?

New Scamming

14 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The new venmo scam... is Marcus a victim? Plus, how'd you hurt yourself by doing nothing?

Overwhelming Friends

13 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey has a friend problem, and needs our help. Plus, T Day coming in hot, so we've got some advice to help you avoid these common mistakes.

Am I the Jerk?

10 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey is questioning her behavior this morning. We need you to render some judgement. Plus, the movies you HAVE to watch anything they come on TV.

More Forced Fun

09 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Are you forced to care about people's birthday's at the office? What about contributing money for a birthday gift for your boss? Plus, is TV on a firs...

What Your Friends Hate About You

08 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We all love our friends, but there are things we hate about them too. Plus, Corey's dogs have too much... and what are the TV shows or movies you stil...

That's Just Rude

07 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You may be using the phrases on the daily... well stop, because it's freaking rude. Also, forced volunteering? I'll pass.

The Right Choice Was Made

06 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey ditched her hubby recently but it turns out she made the right decision. Plus, you cool with someone taking food off your plate?

Manicure Mental Health

03 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Treat yourself to a manicure today... it's good for your mental health! Plus, Corey is upset about the Christmas creep and she has the majority of Ame...

Holiday Stress is Here

02 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Holidays incoming, and we might already be feeling the pressure of hosting a big holiday gathering. Plus, Corey isn't visiting family, but her hubby i...

Work Off That Candy

01 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Get ready to walk all day if you over indulged last night. Plus, Corey had the best Halloween ever because of this one thing.

Haunted Bay

31 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Halloween! What's the most haunted place in the Bay? Plus, THESE professions are the most likely to cheat... is yours on the list?

Friend Break Up

30 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We need your help... Corey needs to break up with a friend. Plus, what's the strangest place you have been hit on?

Don't Take Me There

27 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This viral list of places women won't go on a first date is rediculous. Plus, what to do if you don't want to go to your office Halloween party? Just ...

Don't Ask This Question, Ever...

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Here are the questions you should never ask anyone, ever. Plus, a man has hide his lottery winnings from his kids for 2 years and we agree with his ta...

Anti Bucket List

25 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What's on your anti bucket list? Something that you've done but NEVER want to do again. Plus, how do you feel about the restaurant charging for "bad p...

Do Not Wear These Costumes

24 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Halloween is coming up but do not wear these costumes. Plus, younger people are "soft saving" for retirement but are they really saving at all?

Thanks for the Night!

23 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It was a wonderful night this past Saturday and we raised a ton of money all thanks to you! Plus, would you be mad if your entire house was demolished...

A Small Moment of Delight

20 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus found 20 bucks in his pants when he was going laundry the other day... the small joys are sometimes the best joys! Plus, the scariest horror mo...

Experiences Over Stuff

19 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

People prefer experiences over stuff when they get gifts. Not Corey apparently. Plus, the old tech you still love to use.

Fully Haunted

18 Oct 2023

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Do you live in a haunted house, and would you even care if you did? Plus, Corey hates the 75 Mom Challenge.

Kid Pranks

17 Oct 2023

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Marcus' daughter pulled a prank, and he kinda thought it was awesome, but it also impacted our work day. Plus, is it ever OK to ditch your family on v...

A Gift Only a Wife Could Give?

16 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus celebrated a milestone birthday and he recieved a gift from his wife that apparently, ONLY she could give... anyone else, he would be pissed. P...

Marcus the Mayor of Everything

13 Oct 2023

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Marcus really wants to run the world, but his first stop is Grand Marshall of the Pumpkin Festival. Good luck there buddy! Plus, Corey contemplates ho...

Corey the Couch Potato

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey is a bit concerned about herself. Plus, Marcus almost fumbles his anniversary, and he also thinks he's basically an MMA fighter. ???

The Halloween Costume Knock Off

11 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

These knock off Halloween costumes are hilarious..."Yeehaw Cheerleader"? LOL. Plus, tonight, instead of asking your partner how their day was, try the...

I'm 75 Hotter Right Now

10 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

75 harder? Nah, how about 75 hotter? Plus, I want to live off the grid, but I dunno if I can really handle it.

Marcus' Tiring Weekend

09 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus had quite the busy weekend, but it wasn't as organized as it could have been. Dudes will be dudes. Plus, Gen Z really wants you to stop leaving...

My Zodiac Sign Says Stay Cozy

06 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Exericse based on my zodiac sign? Sounds like crap but tell me everything. Plus, what's a show you will never watch no matter how good people say it i...

More Stressful Than Kids!?

05 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Is taking care of your pets more stressful than raising children and romantic relationships? Plus, Corey speaks about the importance and her personal ...

Horror Sleep Loss

04 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What movie keeps you up at night. Or are you strange like Jason and help you sleep better? Plus, this high school teacher doesn't care... and maybe th...

No Phones on the Toilet!

03 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You should not bring your phone into the bathroom, but not for the reason you think. Plus, Corey dream has comed true, you can take a pill, sit on the...

Karaoke Time

02 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus kicked off his b day celebration early this past weekend in the most Marcus way possible. Plus, you may be surprised what the happiest job in A...

I Need to Rent a Bathroom NOW

29 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I mean, I want to make fun of this app that's lets you rent someone's bathroom, but come to think of it, I kinda need that. Plus, how many of these ne...

Marcus' Insane Camera Roll

28 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Why does Marcus have so many photos on his phone? Although it sounds like he's more normal that we think. Plus, major hacks to save you money and time...

Never Say This To Anyone, Ever?

27 Sep 2023

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Here a tip to help you in life...don't ever say anything of these thing to anyone. Ever. Plus, Corey had very interesting (embarassing) day at her doc...

So, We Have To Talk?

26 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey actually had to talk to her husband yesterday. No TV? Woah. Plus, compliments that are actually insulting.

Marcus on the Mic

25 Sep 2023

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Marcus really hit the karaoke mic hard this weekend. Why so serious bro? Plus, the foods that are keeping you up at night and it's not what you think.

Don't Vacation With These People

22 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

These are pro tips if you want to actually enjoy your next vacation. Plus, the absolute worst foods for your teeth.. and this is from a dentist!

Corey Isn't Illegal Anymore!

21 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey is having a great time today because she finally isn't illegal! Plus, these strange dating requirements make sense... to some.

Un-Screw Up Your Life

20 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Feel like you've made years of bad choices? There is still hope! Plus, Marcus is REALLY loving his last day as a guy who has a truck.

Killer House

19 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey sure has a lot going on at her pad! It's not only haunted, but there is a killer next door? No, really? Plus, changing careers at 45... it can b...

The People Pleaser

18 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Are you a people pleaser? You might be if you say these certain phrases. Plus, Marcus sure has napped in some strange places huh?

The 90's Were Normal

15 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What are things that were just normal in the 90's but now it's a luxury. Plus, did Corey finally get the California driver's license or what?

Let Me Handle This Vaca

14 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Planning a trip with a large group of people is usually pretty annoying. Producer Jason is asking for advice because he kind of wants to take over vac...

Haunted Foley Mansion

13 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

More ghosts and goblins at Corey's house, no shame is Marcus' child's menu game, and, does spelling and grammar even matter at all anymore?

Cheater!

12 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey fills us in on her fun filled day at the DMV yesterday. Plus, have you started Christmas shopping yet? It ain't too early!