Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"

Let's Hit Some Cozy Cardio

09 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Cozy Cardio is the latest fitness trend to annoy Corey. Plus, what do you do if you accidentally rant about your boss in an email, to your boss?

Special Event Marriage Doomed

08 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Corey has a special theory on wedding that happen on special event days... you know, like an eclipse. Plus, what people are out here giving up just to...

Mercury Strikes Again

05 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Darn you Mercury why do you have to be rotating weird right now... or something. You are ruining our lives! Plus, do you think your employer is spying...

Speech Fasting For Health

04 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Thinking about just... not talking? It's called speech fasting and it could lower your blood pressure. 

Good Advice

03 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What's great advice you got some an older generation? Plus, the expensive things you don't regret buying. 

No Email Time

02 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Could making it illegal for bosses to email employees really work? Plus, be honest, how long did you stick to your new year's resolution?

Is Corey The Jerk?

01 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Corey and her hubby THE JEFF got into it a bit this weekend and we need to figure out who the jerk was. Plus, the types of people that totally drain y...

Chocolate Over Social Media

29 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You taking candy and chocolate over Instagram? Plus, what's your number one friendship ick. 

What Two Nights Of Bad Sleep Does

28 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

When's the last time you got a good night's sleep? More than one day? You might be more messed up than you think. Plus, how to make friends as an adul...

Well Behaved Discount

27 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You down for a restaurant discount if you have well behaved children? Plus, if you want to be liked, stay away from these certain phrases. 

The Strange Rules at Other People's Houses

26 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Would you live on a cruise ship for 2 years? Longer? Plus, Corey was scarred for life by a certain movie as a kid. 

Failure Incoming

25 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Corey attempted something this weekend she KNEW was going to be a disaster. Plus, there one simple, and free thing you could do today for your mental ...

Must Love Strange Smells

22 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What strange smell do you actually really love? Plus, ever seen something totally wild out in public? How did you react?

Cheating DNA

21 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Are you gentically predisposed to cheating? Plus, science says "venting" actually does nothing, but Corey isn't buying it. 

Best and Worst Easter Candy

20 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Best and worst Easter candy? Why the heck did they put THIS candy on the worst list? Corey does hate it though. Plus, candy crush world championship? ...

Corey's Feet

19 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Corey hit up the foot doctor yesterday and it was... embarassing. Plus, the father's rule list to allow screen time is savage but also great. 

Corey Ignores Her Husband

18 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Corey misses her husband so much when he's gone, then the minute he gets, back, she ignores him?Plus, pro tips on how to tell if someone is lying. 

What's Your Love Language?

15 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Do you know your partner's love language? You better... it's the key to a long relationship. Plus, would you pay more for an empty middle seat on a pl...

Doggie Stress Relief

14 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Science says dogs really do relieve stress! Plus, social media has created "money dysmorphia". 

Tricky Tipping

13 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

They are playing with our emotions now! Restaurants are tricking us into tipping more. Plus, is it wrong that Corey stock piles this much take out? Ma...

Post Natal Getaway

12 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dudes, you are slipping. You aren't sending the new mom in your life to a $1700 a night post natal resort. Plus, is chewing gum as good as Ozempic?

Life of the Party

11 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus just can't sit still at a party! What's wrong with him? Plus, the rude things we all do but won't admit to. 

Honor The Women

08 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Honor the women in your life on this International Women's Day. The best way to do that? Give them some alone time!

Get Me Outta This Thing

07 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What the best excuse you got to get outta a meeting or event that you really don't want to go to? Plus, women are doing way more unpaid housework than...

Nostalgic for Snacks

06 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What old school snacks do you wish were still around? Plus, daylight saving time! We hate it!

Don't Drink!

05 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is it OK to ask people around you to not drink, if you aren't drinking? Plus, what's the weirdest thing your parents ever packed for you for lunch?

Marcus Exits Left

04 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus dipped out on his own party, but was he really in the wrong? Plus, Corey needed some support after falling down the stairs but that's not how t...

Blue Zone Happy Hour

01 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Want to live to 100? Hit happy hour! Wait, what?

Fast or Slow Eater

29 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What's more annoying? A fast eater or a slow eater? Plus, if you are planning to offer some advice today, beware, because these phrases are actually w...

National Public Sleeping Day

28 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Are you cool with sleeping in public? Marcus LOVES it. Plus, a ton of people think a thank you would be better than a raise.

Craziest Thing in School

27 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What's the craziest thing you were allowed to do in school? Was is it as crazy as being allowed to play with real swords? Plus, what your voice really...

Makin Me Cry

26 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What movie that's supposed to be funny and silly actually made you cry. Plus, these job interview tips could also be really helpful on a first date.

Fragrance in the Office

23 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Would you return to the office if it smelled real good? Plus, good news! Young people want good credit better than Instagram fame!

Marcus' Glasses Mistake

22 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus got glasses! Problem is he made a huge mistake and upset his wife in the process. Plus, how private do you like to be in a public bathroom.

Old is Better

21 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

These smart appliances are trash! Old is better so hang onto them. Plus, Marcus is a cheap old man and he was having trouble coming to grips with the ...

Best Surprise Ever

20 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Why does Corey's husband keep making us look bad? Sheesh. Plus, Marcus had a wild bros only weekend.

Explode My Head

16 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Do you have exploding head syndrome? Plus, big dumb cups get a clothing line, and Charles was loving the fitness connection on Second Date Update.

Corey's Feet

14 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Corey is convinced people are talking crap about her feet. Plus, do you even care about Valentine's Day if you are married?

Spouses Make Us Better

13 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Corey isn't much without her man, THE JEFF. Plus, which Bay Area city has the worst drivers?

Marcus in Mourning

12 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus doesn't want Corey talking about the game during What's Trending today, but we at least need to report on how many times Taylor was on screen!

Epic Anniversary Fail

09 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Corey and her hubby really know each other well, and it resulted in a funny fail yesterday. Plus, are you guilty of these text messaging sins?

No Phone Vaca

08 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is a no phone vacation even possible? We can dream can't we? Plus, Corey's anniversary is today! What's the worst anniversary flub you ever made?

Need To Get This Dimple Surgery

07 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Want to look like a young hot celeb? You can get dimple surgery! Plus, what did you miss most during your power outage?

Freaky Fridge

06 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is your office fridge as strange as ours? Plus, the ONLY laundry setting you should ever use, and it will blow your mind.

Small Talk Pro Tips

05 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Having trouble with small talk? We got you with these pro tips... or do we? Plus, the storm savaged us yesterday.

The Judgement

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What small thing do you harshly judge people for? Plus, THE JEFF, Corey's husband is back in town, but why was he giving her such a hard time yesterda...

Ranking Super Bowl Appetizers

01 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Get ready for that Super Bowl party, but you need to know what to feed your people! Plus, tipping is really out of control... we gotta tip for clothin...

Aliens Among Us

31 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Are aliens walking among us? Corey doesn't think so, but it would be pretty funny if the were celebs like in Men in Black.

Your Server Knows

30 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Here's the first thing your server notices about you. Yes, they are judging. Plus, the strange things people do while sleepwalking.

Bad Dish Loader

29 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Corey is catching heat over the way she loads the dishwasher at home. I mean, that's a big deal! Plus, Niner Nation STAND UP!

Resting Rich Face

26 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Do you have "resting rich face"? Plus, Corey had a connect with her sister yesterday. Seems like they were both avoiding it, but can't we all relate t...

40 Year Old Regrets

25 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Us 40 year olds have a lot of regrets, huh? Plus, Marcus said hello to Joe Montana last night and of course he was embarassing himself.

The Cost of Valentine's

24 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone really wants their partner to spend THIS much on Valentine's Day? Sheesh. Plus, Corey has Marcus freaked out over a potential real life Datel...

3,2,1 Go To Sleep

23 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

3-2-1 rule to get to sleep. You down? Marcus and Corey ain't. LOL. Plus, the secret key to a happy marriage?

Stuck!

19 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Where have you gotten stuck? Corey's story is hilarious, scary, and still causing trauma to this day.

Corey's Date Night Risk

18 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Corey has a big date night coming up, and she's ready to risk her eye for it. Plus, the 6-1 grocery tip that makes shopping fun again?

The Little Things...

17 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Take notes, these are the little things that will bring you joy. Plus, wear this color next time you are on a flight for better service.

Quitters

12 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today is the day... time to drop that resolution. Plus, what the "old" stuff that you love and take pride in loving?

Gross Undies

11 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You apparently don't have to change your underwear. Who knew. Plus, we found the most annoying airplane passenger, ever.

Work Nick Names

10 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Got a nickname for your work buddy? I bet it's not nice. Plus, Corey is geeked off the We Are The World Documentary.

Dry Week

09 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dry January too much for you? How about a dry week? There's a catch though. Plus, baby piercing... too much?

New Year's... Not Quite Resolution?

08 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Corey has a new year's not quite resolution, but she needs our help with it? Plus, Marcus ran into and old bully recently. How did he react?

Pitfalls To Avoid

22 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Entertaining this Christmas? Pro tips to not lose your head. Plus, how would you feel if you were charged to attend Christmas dinner at a friend's hou...

No Make Up Corey

21 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey's husband THE JEFF is loving her make up free self, but Corey is feeling a little self conscience about it. Plus, there's an AI death predictor....

The Worst Questions at Christmas

20 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The holidays are for families, but hanging with them usually brings lots of annoying, akward questions. Plus, the TSA is helping you have the best tra...

No Money For You!

19 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Are you expecting a big pay out from your parents? A growing trend has them giving you a big nothing. Plus, the things you are doing that your neighbo...

Sucky Gift Giving

18 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey as really fumbled this Christmas gift giving season. Plus, the things people say when they will NEVER follow through on it.

You Really Want Credit For This?

14 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey's hubby was looking for some recognition last night for the tiniest of things. Plus, why can't we all be the gardener for the Hermes heir?

Avoid Stress By NOT Drinking??

13 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This list of how to avoid holiday stress has us confused. Plus, Marcus had quite the wild night out.

Christmas Ick

12 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You better avoid these Christmas icks if you want to get out of the holiday season with your relationship. Plus, how you like your toast says a lot ab...

How to Survive

11 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How to survive that upcoming holiday party. Plus, you aren't the only one that needs a vacation from your vacation with family.

Oh, That's How You Say That?

08 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

2023 most misprounced words. Some of these really shocked us that we had been saying it wrong this whole time. Plus, what are you nostalgic for?

Holiday Faux Pas

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The holidays are a time to embarass yourself, so don't commit these holiday faux pas. Plus, Corey is gloating about how right she was about Taylor Swi...

Not Common Knowledge

06 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What's something that you think is common knowledge, but doesn't seem to be? Plus, how you feeling about office potlucks? Forced fun?

Ah, Family at the Holidays

05 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Holidays are a time for family... but should they be? Plus, the average cost of a date, or at least what people think it should be, will shock you.

Office Food Faux Pas

04 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus broke an office rule when he brought THIS to work today. Plus, a surprising amount of people have cheated on their partners at the holiday offi...

Dump The Friend Part Two

01 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey's friend is really trying to take advantage of her and now it's REALLY time to dump this friend. Plus, what your holiday cocktail says about you...

Beige Flags

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What's something your partner does that's annoying, but you've basically learned to accept it and ignore it? Plus, the confusion and stress over who y...

Toss Those Leftovers!

29 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today is the day... get rid of those Thanksgiving leftovers... unless your name is Marcus of course. Plus, are the type of man that never wash your sh...

Back in Style?

28 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey is fitting into some pants she hasn't fit into for 18 years... but SHOULD she be wearing these? Plus, some rude people are referering to you as ...

Corey Ain't Cookin Again...

27 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Back from the holiday... and Corey had a terrible time cooking. Never again! Plus, how late is too late for dinner arrivals?

Don't Stress

17 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How to make Thanksgiving dinner less stressful. Plus, I bet you think you could survive the apocalypse, don't you?

The Dangers of Your Bestie

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Having a work bestie is fun and all, but it could be dangerous. Plus, what Thanksgiving dinner should cost...

Don't You Dare Put That On My Plate

15 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What are you not going to allow on your dinner plate this Thanksgiving? Plus, wife wants her man to buy her clothes for Christmas... is it a trap?

New Scamming

14 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The new venmo scam... is Marcus a victim? Plus, how'd you hurt yourself by doing nothing?

Overwhelming Friends

13 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey has a friend problem, and needs our help. Plus, T Day coming in hot, so we've got some advice to help you avoid these common mistakes.

Am I the Jerk?

10 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey is questioning her behavior this morning. We need you to render some judgement. Plus, the movies you HAVE to watch anything they come on TV.

More Forced Fun

09 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Are you forced to care about people's birthday's at the office? What about contributing money for a birthday gift for your boss? Plus, is TV on a firs...

What Your Friends Hate About You

08 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We all love our friends, but there are things we hate about them too. Plus, Corey's dogs have too much... and what are the TV shows or movies you stil...

That's Just Rude

07 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You may be using the phrases on the daily... well stop, because it's freaking rude. Also, forced volunteering? I'll pass.

The Right Choice Was Made

06 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey ditched her hubby recently but it turns out she made the right decision. Plus, you cool with someone taking food off your plate?

Manicure Mental Health

03 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Treat yourself to a manicure today... it's good for your mental health! Plus, Corey is upset about the Christmas creep and she has the majority of Ame...

Holiday Stress is Here

02 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Holidays incoming, and we might already be feeling the pressure of hosting a big holiday gathering. Plus, Corey isn't visiting family, but her hubby i...

Work Off That Candy

01 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Get ready to walk all day if you over indulged last night. Plus, Corey had the best Halloween ever because of this one thing.

Haunted Bay

31 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Halloween! What's the most haunted place in the Bay? Plus, THESE professions are the most likely to cheat... is yours on the list?

Friend Break Up

30 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We need your help... Corey needs to break up with a friend. Plus, what's the strangest place you have been hit on?

Don't Take Me There

27 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This viral list of places women won't go on a first date is rediculous. Plus, what to do if you don't want to go to your office Halloween party? Just ...

Don't Ask This Question, Ever...

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Here are the questions you should never ask anyone, ever. Plus, a man has hide his lottery winnings from his kids for 2 years and we agree with his ta...

Anti Bucket List

25 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What's on your anti bucket list? Something that you've done but NEVER want to do again. Plus, how do you feel about the restaurant charging for "bad p...

Do Not Wear These Costumes

24 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Halloween is coming up but do not wear these costumes. Plus, younger people are "soft saving" for retirement but are they really saving at all?